i'm getting older, so it's about time to stop cussing all the time.i need some word suggestions for stuff i can use instead of fuck, shit and damn from now oni'm thinking that if i start saying stuff like "what the fart" when i'm pissed, it'll sound so stupid that i can't help but to laugh at myself and thus changing my mood to pissed off to laughing. this'll probably be the worst idea ever. let's see what you got tww.
4/30/2009 5:01:16 PM
you could just stop using expletives
4/30/2009 5:03:03 PM
Puck, Spit, and Ham
4/30/2009 5:03:04 PM
In my professional development class, my professor recommended snapping a rubber band on your wrist whenever you said some tick that you're trying to get rid of. It was more for speeches and presentations, but this could apply too
4/30/2009 5:03:21 PM
pay someone to follow you around and pee in your mouf every time you curse
4/30/2009 5:03:31 PM
I tempered my swearing when I started out in the workforce, thinking it was sophomoric and juvenileHowever, I've since realized that people swear just as much if not more in their 30's and 40's than they do in their teens and 20's It's even better because it's intelligent swearing that fits the tone of the conversation, instead of saying fuck just to say fuckI'll only tone it down when/if I have kids
4/30/2009 5:05:22 PM
i cuss way too much in public and then i realize there's families around and one time i saw this mom covering her son's ears cause they could over hear me. i felt real bad after that. i don't wanna be a bad influence on the kids.
4/30/2009 5:09:11 PM
You'd don't want to be that asshole who yells out cocksucker in front of 3 year olds, of courseIf that's your problem then yeah, I could see needing to take it down a notchbut in business and social situations, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, and cunt all have their place
4/30/2009 5:12:30 PM
i never cuss around people i dont know, just a habit i have ......when i am with people that talk loud and they cuss in public, i always instinctively look around for kids/old people because i feel like they are gonna associate me into what they hearusually i only cuss around friends close to my age, and not until i've heard them cuss first .... i just have an extreme respect for those around me (not saying it's a good thing)
4/30/2009 5:12:59 PM
yeah, it's never been that bad, just the regular run of the mill f-bombs around friendsi keep it clean for the most part, but i feel bad when there's just a slip-up[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 5:15 PM. Reason : g]
4/30/2009 5:13:34 PM
4/30/2009 5:15:16 PM
Swearing in public != swearing so others can hear youI swear in public, but keep my voice at a level where the 6 year old 3 booths over isn't gonna be able to eavesdrop
4/30/2009 5:19:11 PM
Also its regionalWhen I'm in NC, its toned downbut when I got back up north, I LET THE EXPLETIVES FLY
4/30/2009 5:21:26 PM
i let it fly in coney island when i realized my phone was gone
4/30/2009 5:22:23 PM
i was expecting more creative answers"piss in mouf" is the best so far. i know y'all can do better than that.
4/30/2009 5:23:00 PM
i thought you wanted real insightif you just wanted to be amused then fuck offthats not what TWW is for
4/30/2009 5:24:33 PM
I'm pretty good at saying dang, darnit, and fooey when around young ones and such. But as a 3rd generation sailor I'll never give up my beloved fbombs. FUCK
4/30/2009 5:26:54 PM
i don't think i could bring myself to say fooey
4/30/2009 5:30:11 PM
I have a bad habit of replacing random expletives with "christ" which may be even more offensive around religious types. Oh well.
4/30/2009 5:30:42 PM
ive gotten so i say "Ahh..." in front of everything, so if i start then i have time to end it with an OK wordlike if i feel like an AAHhh shit/fuck i usually go Aahhhh crap
4/30/2009 5:31:27 PM
"ahhh" is good for a combo starter tooahhhh shit fuck balls
4/30/2009 5:33:24 PM
sometimes when i get excited i sayFUCKIN GODDAMN BALLS YEA[Edited on April 30, 2009 at 6:28 PM. Reason : BALLS and/or CUNT]
4/30/2009 6:27:54 PM
glad to see Slave Famous got his name back]
4/30/2009 6:31:51 PM
i'm going to tone down my words so that they don't hurt those who don't understand them and those i don't care about.
4/30/2009 6:32:40 PM
fuck that
4/30/2009 6:33:54 PM
4/30/2009 6:50:59 PM
you sound like a real cunty ass douche dick-fart
5/1/2009 12:57:06 AM
the rubber band thing work pretty well... especially if you use the thick rubber bands and get your friends to pop your wrist with it when you cuss. I did it in high school and stopped using profanity completely. Now i cuss like a sailor though. I should stop too
5/1/2009 12:58:54 AM
fuck bitch ass
5/1/2009 1:00:03 AM
I need to be better about this too. But these days I tend to use expletives that aren't English so maybe that's not so bad when I'm in the States
5/1/2009 1:00:18 AM
Just read the lyrics to this song so that you can get all your cussing out at once..."Family Reunion"by Blink 182Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twatShit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twatShit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twatShit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, terd, and twatI fucked your momAnd I wanna suck my dadand my mommy toooh, is this thing on?[Edited on May 1, 2009 at 1:03 AM. Reason : ]
5/1/2009 1:02:51 AM
I'm trying to stop too. It's harder than you'd originally think.
5/1/2009 4:39:45 AM