true but currently unknown facts to humanity.

lol

5/1/2009 3:25:13 PM

if i were an alien id have sex with other aliens

5/1/2009 3:40:03 PM

if I were an alien I would post on TWW.

5/1/2009 3:42:15 PM

I hate you nastoute

I hate you more than anything in this damn woooorrrldddddddddddddd

5/1/2009 3:42:44 PM

^so tuff

5/1/2009 3:43:17 PM

And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning
E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose,
He said you are the chosen one.
The one who will deliver the message.
A message of hope for those who choose to hear it
And a warning for those who do not.
Me, the chosen one
They chose me
And I didn't graduate from fucking high school!

5/1/2009 3:44:51 PM

If I were an alien I'd open a taqueria in the back of a truck and cater construction sites and soccer games.

5/1/2009 3:47:54 PM

If I was an alien I would kidnap Zac Hanson, Johnny Depp, and Rob Pattinson and force them to fall in love with me and then have them fight to the death to see who wins me. Pefect plan.

5/1/2009 3:58:42 PM

Silly alien. You can't force love.

All you can do is sell tacos.

5/1/2009 4:00:18 PM

No, cause my species of aliens are so advance we know how to manipulate the human mind to the point of them feeling love for someone.

I would also be a hot alien.

So my plan works out just fine.

5/1/2009 4:01:48 PM

i want to be Predator

5/1/2009 4:03:39 PM

I wouldn't call it real love if you have to manipulate it.

You're best bet would be to make molds of all 3 cocks.

5/1/2009 4:18:31 PM

5/1/2009 4:23:07 PM

^^It would be real love...besides I really wouldn't have to do much to get them to fall in love with me anyway...I mean who would turn me down!

5/1/2009 4:24:22 PM

Shit. Very true. I forgot who I was dealing with.

5/1/2009 4:34:46 PM

If I were an alien I would follow the day and reach for the sun.

5/1/2009 4:42:26 PM