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first

5/2/2009 12:18:55 AM

wdprice3
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62rd

5/2/2009 12:19:14 AM

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yo can sitting on speakers like mess up your balls? those magnets are strong

5/2/2009 12:19:47 AM

wdprice3
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yes. you're fucked

5/2/2009 12:20:26 AM

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fuck...brb

5/2/2009 12:20:43 AM

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"I used a 25g 3cc syringe. I poured the Vodka into a small glass, then filled the syringe slightly over 2cc, then pushed the plunger expelling the excess (along with the air; supposedly, injecting air into the body is dangerous and can cause a heart attack) back into the glass.

I poured a bit of rubbing alcohol onto a cotton ball, and swabbed the right side of my scrotum.

With my left hand, I held my right testicle close to the scrotum. I held the syringe in my right hand, pressing it to the scrotum. I felt a slight prick, seeing a small depression in the skin forming at the tip of the needle. I slowly pushed the syringe into my testicle. The needle was sharp, like needles typically are, so all I felt as it went in was the initial prick (the depression in the skin eased up as the needle pierced through) and a sensation as if my testicles were being lightly squeezed."

5/2/2009 12:24:14 AM

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coincidentally, the last 2 songs i've listened to are "fuck what ya heard" and "get off a niggas nuts"

5/2/2009 12:26:05 AM

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wut

5/2/2009 12:26:08 AM

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ok seriously though this is one of those schpExNeL threads...none of them have "sexpencil" in the title

5/2/2009 12:28:28 AM

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"I repeated the same process on the left testicle. This time, the needle took longer to pierce through the skin. The testicle squeezing sensation was also more painful as I injected the fluid, and I had to go slower. Other than that, it was the same."

5/2/2009 12:29:18 AM

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lol wtf guyz

5/2/2009 2:13:55 PM

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I think his dick hurt last night.

5/2/2009 2:15:04 PM

ScHpEnXeL
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WONDER WHY

5/2/2009 2:15:49 PM

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thats what you get for cuttin it up and playing with the little pieces

5/2/2009 2:54:06 PM

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lawl^^

5/2/2009 3:06:23 PM

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5/2/2009 3:50:46 PM

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i too have had a hurt dick before

5/2/2009 4:32:25 PM

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uh oh sexpencil getting crunk tonizight

5/9/2009 8:33:43 PM

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tis true.

5/9/2009 8:35:18 PM

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awww come on sexpencil...2 word posts are almost like padding

5/9/2009 8:40:49 PM

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lol, there isn't much else to say. Watching Snatch, waiting for some food to be ready, drinking vodka on the rocks.

5/9/2009 8:42:50 PM

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lol i want to see that again...the first time i was lets say intrigued by it

5/9/2009 9:25:04 PM

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"First, take your girlfriend to the cinemas, for a nice romantic date. Buy a tub of popcorn, wait until the lights dim, and carefully make a hole in the bottom on the tub. Then, inconspicuously insert your penis through the bottom of the tub into the popcorn and casually offer some to your bitch. When she digs in, she will find nice surprise. Who doesn't love buttered popcorn?"


[Edited on May 9, 2009 at 9:57 PM. Reason : watching movies]

5/9/2009 9:52:44 PM

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shh dont tell everybody

5/9/2009 9:53:15 PM

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[Edited on May 9, 2009 at 11:15 PM. Reason : ?]

5/9/2009 11:14:39 PM

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"DICK

IN

A

BOX"

5/9/2009 11:25:57 PM

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5/9/2009 11:26:43 PM

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why the fuck is there a picture of a pencil in a nasty pussy in my thread?

5/10/2009 12:07:15 AM

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5/10/2009 10:49:13 AM

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"MORGAN STANLEY HIT BY 'SEX-PENCIL' SUIT
By DAREH GREGORIAN

July 6, 2007

A Long Island woman says her boss at Morgan Stanley gave a creepy new meaning to the term "pencil pusher."

In papers filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, Lisa LaMacchia claims Richard Dorfman groped her and then tried to "sexually assault her" with a pencil.

When she complained to his bosses at the financial giant's Melville office, she got no help, says the suit, which seeks unspecified money damages from Dorfman and Morgan Stanley.

A rep for Morgan Stanley said the company had not seen the suit and had no comment. Dorfman could not be reached, and LaMacchia, 31, declined comment.

She went to work for Morgan Stanley in 2004, the year the company settled a federal sexual-discrimination suit filed on behalf of more than 300 female employees for $54 million.

Her duties included filing papers and answering phones for Dorfman, a "hostile and aggressive" boss who once stole a pair of underwear from her gym bag, she claims.

In July 2005, the suit says, Dorfman called her "a f- - -ing bitch" and threw a file at her.

Human relations told her to "suck it up," the suit says.

A few months later, when she complained about not getting a raise, Dorfman allegedly "put his right hand up" her skirt and groped her.

She confronted him an hour later, and he "smiled and replied for her to receive what was due, 'f- - -ing him wouldn't be a bad idea,' " the papers say.

When she turned to leave, he put his hand up her skirt again, this time with a pencil in his hand in an attempt to sexually assault her with the object," the suit says.

She eventually went on leave because of "emotional distress," according to the suit.

"Before her leave expired, Ms. LaMacchia was terminated" in April 2006, the papers say."

5/10/2009 10:55:33 AM

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5/10/2009 11:18:06 AM

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its just what his name looked like to me

i call him by his real name (bob)

5/10/2009 3:33:48 PM

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BOB

5/10/2009 4:48:18 PM

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haha you sir, are a mouthful

5/10/2009 4:48:47 PM

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are you hitting on me?

5/10/2009 4:52:25 PM

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Quote :
"NOM NOM"

5/10/2009 4:53:25 PM

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0828683

5/10/2009 4:54:00 PM

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Why is GroundBeef reading about some dude who wants to kill his testicles?

5/10/2009 5:25:53 PM

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because he's an idiot

5/10/2009 5:27:58 PM

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