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EMCE
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she just moved in about a month ago. Apparently she's really hot.

This shit sucks, B. She always has random dudes that come by her office and try to spit game....like every 45 minutes They do so very loudly. We need an intervention.

5/4/2009 10:52:12 AM

poopface
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you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her too

5/4/2009 10:53:29 AM

ALkatraz
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Whenever they show up, call her phone, ask her to come to your office and you have something important to show/ask/talk to her about.

5/4/2009 10:53:46 AM

chocolatervh
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you should just sit in her cube... but not spit any game... just sit there and stake a sort of proximity claim. stare at all of the guys that walk by. do it.

5/4/2009 10:54:40 AM

RSXTypeS
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you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her too

5/4/2009 10:56:52 AM

EMCE
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I just want the guys to shut the fuck up.

I really don't enjoying hearing their goofy/anxious laughs when they make some lame joke. Fucking idiots.



"Heeeeey Ashley....How do you like my hair dye?! It should be really vibrant cause I condition like 3 times a day. I'M SUCH A VIBRANT THANG....VIBRANT VIBRANT THANG. LOLOL"

5/4/2009 10:59:03 AM

ThePeter
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maybe you should shoot them down for her

5/4/2009 10:59:51 AM

Fareako
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You should post a sign outside of her office or cube that says, "She's not interested in you, GTFO!"

That will surely work.

5/4/2009 11:01:10 AM

cddweller
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"I really don't enjoying hearing their goofy/anxious laughs when they make some lame joke. Fucking idiots."
Word. Annoying as shit. Snide/subtle jokes are the way to a woman's heart (it's like playing hard to get only reverse for men).

5/4/2009 11:03:08 AM

Stimwalt
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You should come into her office one day with a smile on your face and a list of the worst lines you've heard on a sheet of paper. She'll probably get a kick out of it and want to jump your bones.

5/4/2009 11:22:23 AM

EMCE
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haha, that's actually a pretty funny idea....the 100 worst moments in office game

I don't want to fuck her though, for a number of reasons. I think my buddy already hit it though...

5/4/2009 11:31:27 AM

Pikey
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Put goatse as her desktop.

Bitches love that shit.

5/4/2009 11:33:55 AM

glassssssss
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you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her too

5/4/2009 11:34:34 AM

mdozer73
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this thread is useless without pics

5/4/2009 11:35:30 AM

Sweden
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show her your penis as soon as possible in order to establish dominance

5/4/2009 11:35:44 AM

EMCE
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I usually pee on things to mark my territory

5/4/2009 11:42:28 AM

Slave Famous
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In your deepest, throatiest, voice...

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"I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT !!!"


[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 11:54 AM. Reason : x]

5/4/2009 11:54:03 AM

Fail Boat
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"I'M SUCH A VIBRANT THANG....VIBRANT VIBRANT THANG. LOLOL""


Oh man, and I thought nerdy white dudes were goofier than any black dude could ever be. I may have to reevaluate

5/4/2009 12:01:31 PM

Stimwalt
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Try it. Worst case scenario is she won't get it and you won't have an inside joke to share.

5/4/2009 12:01:52 PM

Wraith
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You know what to do.

5/4/2009 12:05:11 PM

kiljadn
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Tell her you know me. She'll start shooting the guys down immediately and be all up in your office AXIN' BOUT ME

5/4/2009 12:09:39 PM

TroopofEchos
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"Heeeeey Ashley....How do you like my hair dye?! It should be really vibrant cause I condition like 3 times a day. I'M SUCH A VIBRANT THANG....VIBRANT VIBRANT THANG. LOLOL"


5/4/2009 12:18:17 PM

EMCE
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"Oh man, and I thought nerdy white dudes were goofier than any black dude could ever be. I may have to reevaluate"


it was a white guy that said that. red dyed hair complete with FROSTED TIPS

5/4/2009 12:19:20 PM

Fareako
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White guys know all the best game.

5/4/2009 12:20:29 PM

fatcatt316
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You should laugh really loud at their bad jokes, while staring at them with wide-open eyes. They won't be back after that.

5/4/2009 12:22:15 PM

Arab13
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^winner

5/4/2009 12:55:55 PM

Ronny
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"you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her too"

5/4/2009 12:58:39 PM

Fermat
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hit her
women love that shit

5/4/2009 12:58:47 PM

Wadhead1
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You might as well make friends so that when guys start dropping off presents she'll have someone to share them with.

5/4/2009 1:01:36 PM

EMCE
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^^ hahahaha

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 1:02 PM. Reason : carat]

5/4/2009 1:02:13 PM

ShawnaC123
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haha fermat

5/4/2009 1:03:15 PM

Wordsworth
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you should tell them that she likes mix cds or something and see what type of music these losers come in with

5/4/2009 2:22:51 PM

qntmfred
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"VIBRANT THANG....VIBRANT VIBRANT THANG"


haha qtip ftl

5/4/2009 2:23:47 PM

terpball
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you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her too

5/4/2009 3:08:04 PM

twoozles
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you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her too

5/4/2009 6:13:47 PM

grimx
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Quote :
""Heeeeey Ashley....How do you like my hair dye?! It should be really vibrant cause I condition like 3 times a day. I'M SUCH A VIBRANT THANG....VIBRANT VIBRANT THANG. LOLOL""


i'm totally usin that next chance i get

5/4/2009 6:21:00 PM

Bweez
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"REALLY

DON'T

ENJOYING"

5/4/2009 6:46:32 PM

joe17669
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Would she make a good secretary? Would she want to move to Atlanta?

5/4/2009 6:47:20 PM

EMCE
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she probably would make a good secretary, but I doubt she would do that....

5/4/2009 6:55:55 PM

Kiwi
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"you should get her a tww name so then you can flirt with her to"


just cuz you haven't responded to it yet

5/4/2009 7:33:24 PM

ThePeter
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sup girl, i heard you like airplanes and shit

5/4/2009 7:34:38 PM

kiljadn
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^ more like

sup girl, I heard you like first principles of human factors and shit

5/5/2009 10:48:40 PM

GroundBeef
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sup girl, I heard you like eating shit

5/5/2009 10:55:21 PM

EMCE
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I spend more time explaining why designing for the users' should take precedence over 'this is the way we've always done things' is important than actually doing HF work....it's sad

5/5/2009 10:59:10 PM

kiljadn
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JUST ADD SOME MORE KNOBS AND DIALS AND SHUT UP, EMCE


WE'VE BEEN DOING IT THIS WAY FOR YEARS

5/5/2009 11:12:36 PM

fredbot3000
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start a rumor that she has the herp

or better yet

go ahead and give her the herp

5/5/2009 11:30:16 PM

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