So I've been to 5 or 6 bachelor partiers and they've been, for the most part, insane crazy. Drinks, drugs, the whole shebang. And of course strippers. Every one of them had strippers. Ranging from the relatively mundane, stay-on-the-pole types to the get buck naked, stay buck naked and suck the groom-to-be's cock types. Point is, a bachelor party isn't a bachelor party without strippers.

Now, I've never been to a bachelorette party. But I've seen things and I've heard things. Now what I've seen is the CFNM videos online of a naked dude walking around a bunch of women, ass out with flopping schlong. Usually some whip cream is involved, and the dude(s) basically just walked around lasso'ing his cock and the ladies take turns sucking and stroking it. Good times are had by all.

Now what I've heard is nothing like that, nothing at all. I've heard that real bachelorette parties are all about good food, good drink and lots of stories and laughs. Basically no different than your average Friday night. A Sandra Bullock movie. No cocks and no cum. Just a bunch of ladies out on the town.

I refuse to believe this. I also refuse to believe they're as wild as the internet would have me to believe. Ladies of TWW, or twink males, please enlighten me.

5/4/2009 12:31:24 PM

The only bachelorette party I've ever been to was even more lame than what you described.

5/4/2009 12:32:34 PM

My bachelorette party will involve lots of drinking and a male stripper sans dong sucking..

The end.

5/4/2009 12:35:07 PM

Hahaha so fucking skeezy.

5/4/2009 12:36:15 PM

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"OR TWINK MALES"

5/4/2009 12:38:09 PM

one thing i don't get about Bachelorette parties (never been to one, but judging them off of facebook evidence) is why girls buy each other penis hats, bake penis cookies, drink mixers through penis straws, etc etc

5/4/2009 12:38:19 PM

they got one thing on their minds

5/4/2009 12:39:22 PM

^^ penis envy?

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5/4/2009 12:39:25 PM

I always assumed that was because penises are inherently funny

Thats why you didn't yell out "vagina" in a progessively louder voice until the teacher caught on back in Junior High

5/4/2009 12:40:30 PM

^^^^because it's the last time the bride will ever have to have a penis in her mouth again


[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 12:41 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2009 12:40:39 PM

If you haven't pushed all that stuff out of your system by the time of the "party" your marriage is fucked haha

5/4/2009 12:40:40 PM

It's a vestige of the days when brides were virgins. They were meant to sort of embarrass the bride a bit about what was to come, and to titillate somewhat.

Nowdays it's more like "I've had both holes filled with cocks bigger than these!".

5/4/2009 12:40:41 PM

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"lasso'ing"

5/4/2009 12:41:12 PM

Like someone said, it's the humor/novelty factor.. I went to a bachelorette party where we had to pass a dildo between our knees -- kind of like hot potato, except with a dick.

5/4/2009 12:44:12 PM

Guys could never do something like that with a Fleshlight in place of a dildo, because someone would inevitably get drunk and fuck it

5/4/2009 12:46:59 PM

And also because it is a fucking stupid waste of time.

5/4/2009 1:08:39 PM

my bachelorette party was a few weekends ago...

friday night was just hanging out at my place with all of my bridesmaids and the girl doing a reading in our wedding. it involved cooking dinner, drinking copious amounts, pedicures, a little dancing in the living room, drinking games and was a general hanging at home with friends kind of evening.

saturday night started with a lingerie party at my place with my bridesmaids and other girl friends in which i received lingerie ranging from the sweet and innocent to the scandalous and naughty. i also got 60 ft of bonding tape, which seems excessive, and i'll never use, but hey it was a really good laugh. then i was donned in a shirt with "SUCK FOR A BUCK" written on it, while all the girls pinned candy to my shirt. i was given a penis shaped shot glass attached to a pearl necklace (but of course) to wear for the evening as well as a penis straw.

we all went out to dinner (i took the suck for a buck shirt off for that), and after dinner i donned the shirt again, began drinking copious amount and collecting dollars from willing strangers (men and women) who would suck the candy off my shirt (primarily placed around the breasts, ass, and crotch area) for a good laugh. i made $24 and a shot of tequila.

it was tame, but a really good time i've been to BP's with drag queens, karaoke, a night like mine sans the suck for a buck shirt, and have only been to one bachelorette party in which a stripper was present. but it wasn't anything like you described...it was at a club, and was a scene similar to the fully monty (women whooping and hollering) minus the monty

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5/4/2009 1:26:59 PM

I was at a bar at Atlantic Beach a couple of years back on a really slow night and a bachelorette party came in.

A friend of the friend I was there with ended up rawdogging the bride-to-be in the bathroom of the bar.

He had herpes. I assume that she did afterwards.

5/4/2009 1:45:38 PM

haha fucking whore

5/4/2009 1:47:20 PM

most of my girl friends are married and I've never been to a bachelorette party with strippers

usually it's just a bunch of food, alcohol, and random things shaped like dicks

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"I always assumed that was because penises are inherently funny"

so true

5/4/2009 2:20:34 PM

i mean i might put on a strip show at my own bachelorette party

but i don't really care about a male stripper.

5/4/2009 2:31:19 PM

All the ones I've been to have started off with dinner and drinking and then more drinking and then trying to see how drunk you can get and then you flirt with every guy you see and then every girl ends up making out with someone by the end of the night (when you're in at a bachelorette party you can get guys to do just about anything for you)
And while you're doing all of that you just have to make sure you have a penis novelty item within sight, if not it's not a real bachelorette party.

5/4/2009 2:31:33 PM

Nah, I think male strippers have made their way out of the bachelorette parties by now. It's really tacky, for one thing.

The big thing now is 'passion parties', everyone gets together, orders some kinda toy, lotion, etc. and pitches in some money for the bride. Then the bride goes last and uses all the money her friends left for her to get what she really wants. I guess some of the girls will buy her a particular item if they think she wants it.

Then its all about getting drunk, going out to eat, going to the bar, and just having a good time. None of the brides I know made out with/had sex with another guy while out on a bachelorette party.

5/4/2009 2:59:03 PM

bachlor and bachlorette parties are one of the more stupid things we do

5/4/2009 3:03:52 PM

we.....humans?

5/4/2009 3:09:05 PM

WHO WANTS PENIS CAKE!?

5/4/2009 3:10:42 PM

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"Nah, I think male strippers have made their way out of the bachelorette parties by now. It's really tacky, for one thing."

This is exactly the reason why I think it would be funny to have one.

5/4/2009 3:13:01 PM

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"when you're in at a bachelorette party you can get guys to do just about anything for you"

This is true and hilarious.

5/4/2009 3:16:24 PM

i didn't get any penis cake

in fact...my MOH thought i was joking when i said i wanted the veiniest penis straw made by humans and an extravagant amount of penis paraphenalia. why the hell would i joke about something like that?!

granted, she's much more reserved than i which means she will be covered in penii when her time comes

one b-party, we played drinking games with a deck of cards that had nekkid men on em. OHHH the penii were hilarious in that dick [sic]. and i think the cards were models from the 80s and early 90s b/c there were a lot of mullets and jerry curls

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"This is exactly the reason why I think it would be funny to have one."

agreed!

and "get guys to do anything for you"--i swear the prudes were out in Raleigh when we went out. you'd thought i was asking these men to give me their left nut--it's just sucking candy off my shirt people!! the girls were much more in to it, and i had a few girls buy a suck for their husbands.

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5/4/2009 3:16:24 PM

I see what you mean Samwise, but there's always "that girl" that's gonna get out of hand and try to. Or just decide to do the deed right on your couch...

5/4/2009 3:16:27 PM

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"when you're in at a bachelorette party a girl you can get guys to do just about anything for you"

5/4/2009 3:17:24 PM

^^pagin evan

5/4/2009 3:19:40 PM

^ I've been gone from here for a while... I'm afraid to ask what that means....

5/4/2009 3:22:01 PM

so wait


just wonderin

is being in a bachelor/bachelorette party a free excuse to make out/fuck whomever you want regardless of your relationship status?

5/4/2009 3:22:49 PM

^ Maybe if you're a hooch or would do it anyway...

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5/4/2009 3:23:42 PM

^^ NO! well maybe for some people. i thought it was an excuse to get drunk and have everyone pay attention to me and forgive me if i maybe took my shirt off in public.

but i dunno.

elkaybie's sounds like it was fun!

i've also heard of girls doing scavenger hunts (like finding a guy to give you his underwear, etc). that sounds kinda interesting too.

i don't know. i kinda want a coed bachelorette party even though that is against the rules.

5/4/2009 3:25:42 PM

i dont think i'd want to go to a bachelorette party, too many penii


now hitting on random b-parties is a different story

5/4/2009 3:26:56 PM

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"i thought it was an excuse to get drunk and have everyone pay attention to me and forgive me if i maybe took my shirt off in public."

that sounds like most girls most of the time

5/4/2009 3:28:34 PM

a friend of mine is getting married soon and we are getting hookers shipped out to the island we are going to be camping on

(it's not justin )

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5/4/2009 3:28:46 PM

^^ well for those of us that don't do that, i guess???

5/4/2009 3:30:43 PM

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"I see what you mean Samwise, but there's always "that girl" that's gonna get out of hand and try to. Or just decide to do the deed right on your couch..."

Yeah, I do understand that part... I would make it clear that I would NOT want to see anything like that though and if it's at my house, get off my freakin couch and go somewhere else!! I think my friends would be afraid to feel the wrath of Samwise (short temper...)

Or maybe I can just have it at someone else's place, then I wouldn't have to worry about it being on my furniture

5/4/2009 3:31:18 PM

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"^^ NO! well maybe for some people. i thought it was an excuse to get drunk and have everyone pay attention to me and forgive me if i maybe took my shirt off in public. but i dunno. elkaybie's sounds like it was fun! i've also heard of girls doing scavenger hunts (like finding a guy to give you his underwear, etc). that sounds kinda interesting too. i don't know. i kinda want a coed bachelorette party even though that is against the rules."

That sounds about right. And yeah, a coed throw down of a party would be way more fun than a bach. party, if you ask me.
Never heard of a scavenger hunt, but that sounds awesome!

5/4/2009 3:32:09 PM

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"a friend of mine is getting married soon and we are getting hookers shipped out to the island we are going to be camping on (it's not justin )"

5/4/2009 3:33:11 PM

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"^^ NO! well maybe for some people. i thought it was an excuse to get drunk and have everyone pay attention to me and forgive me if i maybe took my shirt off in public. but i dunno. elkaybie's sounds like it was fun! i've also heard of girls doing scavenger hunts (like finding a guy to give you his underwear, etc). that sounds kinda interesting too. i don't know. i kinda want a coed bachelorette party even though that is against the rules. "

which part of this is bullshit and which part are you serious about?

5/4/2009 3:33:29 PM

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"is being in a bachelor/bachelorette party a free excuse to make out/fuck whomever you want regardless of your relationship status?"

ab-so-fucking-lutely NOT

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"i friend of mine is getting married soon and her are getting hookers shipped out to the island we are going to be camping on (it's not justin )"

I dunno why, but paying someone to shove their tits in Justin's face makes me feel so much better than having some random chick that you may find on the beach to do it




and yes, mine was a LOT of fun not everyone that came out to dinner went out to the bars after, but it was still a great time. plus, not all my bridesmaids knew each other so it was fun weekend where they all bonded and got along great

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 3:36 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2009 3:34:30 PM

jus10 would run and hide if we got strippers

5/4/2009 3:35:18 PM

i'm joking...we can't afford hookers

and i'm about 99.9% sure that there won't even be any tits on the island except ours, and i don't think he wants ours in his face either!

5/4/2009 3:36:16 PM

I've always turned a blind eye to cheating as long as its not with someone I know

So I won't have any problems with my next ex-wife getting frisky at her party

I just wanted some insight into what exactly went down

But I'm thinking that TWW girls are less rambunctious on average than your average mid 20's girl

which is probably why they're on TWW in the first place

5/4/2009 3:36:17 PM

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"Now what I've seen is the CFNM videos online of a naked dude walking around a bunch of women, ass out with flopping schlong. Usually some whip cream is involved, and the dude(s) basically just walked around lasso'ing his cock and the ladies take turns sucking and stroking it. Good times are had by all. Now what I've heard is nothing like that, nothing at all. I've heard that real bachelorette parties are all about good food, good drink and lots of stories and laughs. Basically no different than your average Friday night. A Sandra Bullock movie. No cocks and no cum. Just a bunch of ladies out on the town."

about the same
former sounds scary, latter sounds lame.
idk what it is about male strippers that totally turns me off. i have no qualms about female strippers and am secure in my attraction to men, but have yet to be anything but repulsed by the idea of being confronted by a naked guy slinging around his whipped-cream covered dick in a room full of drunk bitches, especially just before getting married.


elkaybie´s party sounds like it was exciting, though

5/4/2009 3:36:40 PM

i know he would...another reason why i'm not worried

OR, if it was a club, he would mock the strippers and get kicked out of the club i love my guy!! haha

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"and i'm about 99.9% sure that there won't even be any tits on the island except ours, and i don't think he wants ours in his face either!"

LOL--maybe you could find some SNAKE TIT

[Edited on May 4, 2009 at 3:38 PM. Reason : ]

5/4/2009 3:36:54 PM