This douche bag dude had 8 status updates yesterday. What the fuck?
5/6/2009 4:39:30 PM
ha. I have a couple friends that are trying to turn their facebook pages into twitter.
5/6/2009 4:40:19 PM
How about the assholes who treat their status update box like a f-ing blog!
5/6/2009 5:01:25 PM
This douche bag dude already made this thread. What the fuck?
5/6/2009 5:04:20 PM
this thread fails to deliver on the promise of the subject line[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : .]
5/6/2009 5:06:51 PM
^
5/6/2009 5:08:07 PM
POAST MOAR PICS OF FB WHOARS
5/6/2009 5:44:59 PM
I came in here expecting sluts
5/6/2009 5:45:45 PM
One shitty thread containing bitching about facebook is equal to 100 status updates, douchebag.
5/6/2009 5:48:00 PM
^ Agreed.
5/6/2009 5:49:25 PM
more like dickface whores
5/6/2009 6:10:50 PM
no webshots whores no care
5/6/2009 6:19:01 PM
ZOMG I'M SO PISSED
5/6/2009 6:20:02 PM
i try to stick to 1 a day, no more than 2
5/6/2009 6:38:56 PM
Where the fuck are the whores? This thread sucks ass.
5/6/2009 6:42:43 PM
thread fail
5/6/2009 6:56:16 PM
i think they're the ones that say they are looking for "random play"
5/6/2009 7:11:25 PM
5/6/2009 7:26:57 PM
Facebook, Myspace, and especially twitter all give today's youth, young adults, and even some adults, a false impression of their self importance or worth. I hope that one day each of these bastards is struck down hard from their high horses and realize no one cares and that they are not that important.
5/6/2009 7:31:12 PM
^ Exactly, I just took a huge shit that smelled like gasoline. I know, i'll write a blog about it.
5/6/2009 7:35:59 PM
you guys are just bitter because you have under 500 facebook friendsthere. there!!!(i'm joking btw, in case there is confusion later).sometimes status updates are helpful. but yea, usually they're just dumbi'd much rather know when people update their photos or employment info so i can stalk them. and occupy myself when i'm bored.
5/6/2009 7:38:48 PM
Don't get me wrong, I use Facebook a lot. It's great for networking and staying in touch with people, I just don't do status updates or post on other people's walls much. I prefer sending messages instead, it seems more personal to me. Last time I checked I have 489 friends, but I've been on Facebook for years now. It's always refreshing to have people you lost touch with find you on facebook and spend time catching up. Twitter sucks, and this whole 24/7/365 status update news cycle insanity is definitely lowering people's IQ. You aren't a fucking chicken, trust me, lol.[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 8:05 PM. Reason : -]
5/6/2009 8:03:46 PM
yea i don't do twitter. i mean i have it but i've never updated it. it is solely for stalking shaq and snoop dogg.my iq is so high i just hate the new facebook because i actually care about photos and engagements and stuff but those aren't even on the front page anymore. its all status updates and "gerald just took the which rugrat are you quiz and scored: chucky!"
5/6/2009 8:09:54 PM
5/6/2009 8:10:24 PM
Twitter sucks if your friends suck. It's actually a pretty incredible source of information if used correctly.
5/6/2009 8:12:37 PM
^fair enough. you have a point
5/6/2009 8:14:11 PM
^^ Information overload disagrees. Like I said earlier, sometimes too much information isn't information at all, it's just noise. Twitter does suck, just by design. You have to screen and cherry pick what you think is real information, so you are basically a zombie looking for gems in a sea of crap. You have to be insane to think that it is dependent solely on the quality of your friends, because let's face it, half the shit people think is a gem, even if they are quality friends, isn't.I, too, miss the days of photos and relationship statuses being the most important updates.[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 8:22 PM. Reason : -]
5/6/2009 8:19:11 PM
V he said it much more eloquently than me [Edited on May 6, 2009 at 8:23 PM. Reason : Ernie]
5/6/2009 8:21:36 PM
No, you just follow people whose updates you care to read. It really isn't that complicated.I guess if you were following 3000 14 year-old girls, you'd overload, but I choose not to go that path. I've got 50 or so accounts I follow. They're friends, intelligent web dev people, or news outlets. My brain has yet to melt.
5/6/2009 8:22:05 PM
Fuck facebook, I don't use that shit.
5/6/2009 8:22:59 PM
5/6/2009 8:23:38 PM
Ernie, do you really think that number won't increase slowly over time? Sooner or later you will reach a breaking point. Think about it, by design, it's gonna suck. Unless you have a pre-defined twitter threshold which you refuse to cross, which is comical in and of itself.^I was being serious, hehe. I wasn't trying to knock you, I liked the old layout far more.[Edited on May 6, 2009 at 8:26 PM. Reason : -]
5/6/2009 8:24:16 PM
I hardly use facebook at all anymore. I know the news feed is filterable but it takes too much effort. I guess like Twitter, it depends on who your friends are. Had I known this news feed shit would come into existence when I first signed up four or five years ago, I never would have befriended all these retards. Now it's too much work to sort through the noise. Maybe I'll nuke it and start over someday, but I really don't care that much about it.
5/6/2009 8:25:07 PM