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BigEgo
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team?

bush jr is a given

5/7/2009 6:24:24 PM

sarahjane
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Nixon... he would do anything to win the game.

5/7/2009 6:25:15 PM

ThePeter
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Obama, because you can't beat Jesus.

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 6:26 PM. Reason : well I guess you could kill him, but then he'd just come back anyway]

5/7/2009 6:25:47 PM

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FDR

If you can dodge term limits, you can dodge a ball

5/7/2009 6:29:50 PM

BigEgo
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he is probably more athletic

5/7/2009 6:30:06 PM

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out of the little knowledge i have of presidents. Andrew Jackson.

5/7/2009 6:38:36 PM

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teddy r.

5/7/2009 6:39:15 PM

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Teddy and Van Buren

5/7/2009 6:39:24 PM

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not william howard taft...his fat ass would be an easy target

and not FDR either...i dont need some parlyzed fuck wheeling around in his cripplechair and getting easy outs for the other team

5/7/2009 6:40:56 PM

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i have a feeling lincoln would have been good

5/7/2009 6:54:09 PM

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Obama, Kennedy, Teddy, And Bush Jr. pretty easily, the last one is tougher..

Truman seems like he would be pretty tough by his eyesight wasn't the best

Jackson was the most bad ass, and has the will to win, but dude was pretty old when he was elected and I don't trust his dodging abilities.

I'd probably go Ford - his reputation was that he was a clutz, but dude was a linebacker on back to back Undefeated National Champion Michigan teams.

Worst team would be FDR, Taft, Grover Cleveland, James Buchanan, and William Henry Harrison

5/7/2009 7:03:37 PM

BigEgo
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Bush jr is the greatest dodger of all time

5/7/2009 7:13:04 PM

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Bush Jr. was in pretty good shape when he first entered office. I'd go with him as long as we're not talking old beatup Bush Jr. from when he left office.

Obama for sure. He is a good athlete.

Lincoln. I mean, he was a wrassler in his day or something I think.

George Washington, Washington, 10 feet tall weighs a fucking ton. That dude for sure.

Those Kennedys are pretty competitive and he was a youngun' so I think he'd be good on the team.

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 7:13 PM. Reason : l]

5/7/2009 7:13:25 PM

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"Nixon... he would do anything to win the game"


hell yeah, the newb wins

/thread

5/7/2009 7:18:14 PM

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Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt, Eisenhower, and Reagan.

Washington was a monster of a man. All of them but Reagan has military experience, and as such should be able to aim. Teddy and Reagan didn't take shit from anyone. Dwight is like 5 feet tall, which makes him hard to hit. And Reagan terrified everyone outside the US, so if my team makes the Olympics, I've got the intimidation factor.

5/7/2009 7:31:14 PM

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grant

the booze swerve and stagger would make him unhittable

5/7/2009 7:38:46 PM

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How could anyone pass up andrew jackson?

5/7/2009 7:39:00 PM

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5/7/2009 8:03:46 PM

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Obligatory Clinton: "If you can dodge a wrench the draft, you can dodge a ball."

5/7/2009 8:07:17 PM

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"Obama, Kennedy, Teddy, And Bush Jr. pretty easily, the last one is tougher.."


you realize that roosevelt was fat and kennedy had a fucked up back?

5/7/2009 8:09:31 PM

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JFK in his younger years... read the guy's bio, he was a beast
Andrew Motherluvin' Jackson... Old Hickory for team captain
GWB... it's the GDubbs
Teddy Roosevelt... guy loved any challenge apparently

5/7/2009 8:47:13 PM

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Zombie Teddy Roosevelt would kick all ya'lls asses.

[Edited on May 7, 2009 at 8:54 PM. Reason : oops big]

5/7/2009 8:52:24 PM

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"Bush Jr. was in pretty good shape when he first entered office. I'd go with him as long as we're not talking old beatup Bush Jr. from when he left office."


If you can dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball

5/7/2009 9:14:09 PM

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Not obama, because anyone in their right mine would throw at him with a full force intention to take him out for good

so, TR, Gerald Ford (he was a collegiate football player), GW (he played baseball),

5/7/2009 9:25:38 PM

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"If you can dodge a shoe you can dodge a ball

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ftw

5/7/2009 9:27:18 PM

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lol it seems like BigEgo is just trying to work in a bad GW joke he heard throughout this entire thread.

5/7/2009 9:28:32 PM

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5/7/2009 9:35:02 PM

BigEgo
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nah bruh

5/7/2009 9:35:50 PM

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Gerald Ford. Anyone that could play linebacker for the University of Michigan could probably knock the shit out of someone with a dodgeball.

5/7/2009 9:52:52 PM

BigEgo
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Bush, Obama, and Ford seem to be locks.

Teddy's a bad ass, and if he's quick enough he'd be a lock.

5/7/2009 10:02:42 PM

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10/10

5/8/2009 12:53:24 AM

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dick cheney

5/8/2009 12:54:24 AM

sarahjane
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"hell yeah, the newb wins "


YAAYYYYY!!!!!!

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"dick cheney"


Obviously not a president = team disqualified

[Edited on May 8, 2009 at 12:56 AM. Reason : .]

5/8/2009 12:54:54 AM

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^you know what i mean and if you dont then fuck you

5/8/2009 1:12:03 AM

sarahjane
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^ poor sport

or maybe sore loser?

[Edited on May 8, 2009 at 1:13 AM. Reason : :-(]

5/8/2009 1:13:12 AM

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Why would you put Cheney on your team anyway, he would hit your own teammates.

5/8/2009 1:15:55 AM

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Cheney would be good until Obama's blackberry goes off and microwaves his pacemaker.

5/8/2009 1:23:30 AM

Wolfman Tim
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definitely not Regan because he'll forget what team he's on

5/8/2009 1:46:30 AM

ThePeter
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^if you're going by that logic, you can't have anyone on your team because most the good presidents are dead already

but good joke anyway

5/8/2009 1:47:44 AM

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"George Washington, Washington, 10 feet tall weighs a fucking ton."

fuck yeah dude.

(except it's 6 foot 8)

5/8/2009 1:57:06 AM

BigEgo
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Cheney would be terrible

5/8/2009 11:04:31 PM

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Harrison

assuming he can last a whole game without dying 30 minutes in

5/8/2009 11:25:56 PM

jetskipro
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Lincoln is definitely a lock. Man had reach.

5/8/2009 11:36:34 PM

wawebste
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definitely not Morgan Freeman....did you guys see Deep Impact

5/8/2009 11:40:57 PM

slamjamason
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Bill Pulman

5/8/2009 11:47:08 PM

gosabres
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"GET OFF MY PLANE" - Harrison Ford

5/9/2009 12:02:54 AM

Sleik
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Zachary Taylor

5/9/2009 1:57:15 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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wat?

5/11/2009 9:39:50 AM

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