"Yeah, he fell out of a guard tower."

5/15/2009 7:25:56 AM

was he hurt?

5/15/2009 8:01:44 AM

he died

5/15/2009 8:04:43 AM

"Ellifino"

5/15/2009 8:08:15 AM

"one dead baby in ten trashcans!"

"nailing a dead baby to a puppy"

"doritos!"

5/15/2009 8:08:22 AM

ONE WAS ASSAULTED.

5/15/2009 8:47:02 AM

"but he was hot as fuck"

5/15/2009 8:50:36 AM

"No, but that's a real nice ski mask!"

5/15/2009 9:35:26 AM

i cant jelly my cock down your throat

5/15/2009 9:36:25 AM

So he says "Do you love me ?"

and she says "No...but that's a real nice ski mask !"

5/15/2009 9:38:25 AM

who shot the couch

It was a disaster

[Edited on May 15, 2009 at 9:55 AM. Reason : ]

5/15/2009 9:55:33 AM

"The Boston Bruins."

5/15/2009 10:01:15 AM

that's what she said!

5/15/2009 10:14:43 AM

The fourth one ducked.

5/15/2009 10:19:42 AM

Quote :

""but he was hot as fuck""

I was wondering how long that would take to get in here.

5/15/2009 10:22:23 AM

I'm not black if that's what you're refering to.

5/15/2009 10:24:01 AM

She kept pulling my leg, kinda like I'm pulling yours.

5/16/2009 6:45:50 AM

rectom??? hell, damn near killed em!!!!

5/16/2009 2:19:40 PM

because he was hung like this

5/16/2009 2:29:01 PM

Quote :

"doritos"

5/16/2009 2:33:48 PM

*ba dum cha*

5/16/2009 3:23:04 PM

"Oh my god! A talking muffin!"

5/16/2009 4:29:26 PM

Quote :

"I got a better idea, let's walk down there and fuck 'em all"

[Edited on May 16, 2009 at 6:12 PM. Reason : 23 more]

5/16/2009 6:12:03 PM

"got any gwapes?"

5/16/2009 8:16:43 PM

"If you had bigger tits, you'd be a ten."

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 11:38 PM. Reason : a]

5/20/2009 11:37:56 PM

"and that was the *first* time I got crabs"

(stinks like sex in here)

5/20/2009 11:52:47 PM

A nigger.

5/20/2009 11:53:04 PM

"A pizza can feed a family of four."

5/20/2009 11:55:21 PM

Two in the front, two in the back, and 96 in the ash tray.

(courtesy of my friend)

5/20/2009 11:55:47 PM

A pizza doesn't scream going into the oven.

lol

5/20/2009 11:56:01 PM

The can.

5/20/2009 11:57:03 PM

Then the duck said, "Do you have any grapes?"

5/21/2009 12:06:24 AM

"I'm positive."

5/21/2009 12:09:56 AM

"Then you're a gay fish"

5/21/2009 12:10:57 AM

"COME ON!"

5/21/2009 12:28:36 AM

Nuts to you McGillicutty.

5/21/2009 12:53:11 AM

"i'll have a coke"

5/21/2009 12:54:54 AM

one is a group of cunning runts

5/21/2009 1:02:31 AM

AND THEN I SAID

That's no phonebook, thats my wife!

5/21/2009 1:05:21 AM

"That's not Valvano's house, Dean...that's God's house."

5/21/2009 2:07:30 AM

your mom

5/21/2009 2:08:46 AM

"You can't fuck a paperweight!"

5/21/2009 2:40:21 AM

"Yeah, but who's he going to tell about it?"

5/21/2009 11:30:35 AM

"The Aristocrats!"

5/21/2009 11:32:43 AM

^LOL gg

5/21/2009 11:35:02 AM

As it turns out that's not the reason it's called a blowhole.

5/21/2009 11:38:02 AM

What am I going to do with a ten inch pianist?

5/21/2009 1:27:22 PM

"you give him a radar gun and put him under a bridge"

5/21/2009 1:32:14 PM

well, I'll have a coke then

5/21/2009 1:32:20 PM

damnit, someone beat me to that one

5/21/2009 1:32:50 PM