Apparently Tom Anderson's tool shed was occupied

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" Buffalo Bills running back Corey McIntyre has been arrested and charged with a single misdemeanor count of exposure of sexual organs in Port St. Lucie, Fla., according to TCPalm.com. Citing police reports, the article states that McIntyre has been accused of masturbating outside of a 59-year-old woman’s house on March 20. The woman alleges that she heard a knock at her window, then witnessed a man masturbating outside of her house. According to the report, the woman described the man as 5'10,” with dreadlocks. When officers saw McIntyre on his bicycle, the woman identified him by saying: “That’s him.” McIntyre is liste at 6'0,” 258 pounds on the Bills’ official roster. Denying the charges, McIntyre said that he wasn’t masturbating or exposing himself. He described his activity as his usual bicycle run when questioned by police officers. According to the report, the woman had called 911 the previous week after hearing her door bell ring and allegedly saw a man outside her window masturbating. McIntyre, who has also played for the Atlanta Falcons, New Orleans Saints and Cleveland Browns after going undrafted out of West Virginia, was arrested Thursday night and is free today on $10,000 bail. He started two games for the Bills last season and caught two passes. "

5/15/2009 5:38:12 PM

reminds me of the guy in harold and kumar/white castle in jail that was like "because im black."

5/15/2009 5:56:35 PM

5/15/2009 6:02:53 PM

They were like a couple-a spider monkeys out there a-whackin'

5/15/2009 8:02:12 PM

wackenhut

5/15/2009 8:05:22 PM

just when you think you've seen everything that athletes would ever do........

5/15/2009 8:24:41 PM

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"he was just jack.....a-lackin....just jack-a-lackin' around"

/freshman face book

[Edited on May 15, 2009 at 9:15 PM. Reason : ]

5/15/2009 9:14:56 PM

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"He described his activity as his usual bicycle run when questioned by police officers."

pumping up the inner tubes i guess

5/15/2009 9:37:36 PM

thats strange...i don't have dredlocks, am only 175, and don't ride my bike

5/16/2009 8:38:18 PM

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"He described his activity as his usual bicycle run when questioned by police officers."

makes you wonder, though - what if he wasn't doing anything? What if this woman was either fucking crazy, or making it up for some reason (doesn't like McIntyre, doesn't like the Bills, whatever)?

Maybe he won't be found guilty, but the charge alone is enough to sully his reputation quite a bit or make people suspicious he is some kind of pervert

5/16/2009 10:57:59 PM

title should be "Bills RB accused of..."

I'm willing to bet that the lady is an old cat lady making shit up, and when he rode by on a bike, she just pointed at him and was like "THAT'S HIM."

If he were going to do this, why would he pick some old ass 59 year old woman? And why would he ride past the lady's house on his bike after she saw him whacking it in her yard, and he saw cop cars sitting out front? Shit doesn't add up.

5/17/2009 10:50:32 AM

even marshawn lynch is smart enough not to get caught doing this

5/17/2009 11:03:40 AM

GO BILLS!!

5/17/2009 12:59:07 PM

Maybe they found the gizz to do DNA testing......

5/17/2009 8:22:42 PM

Eyewitness reports are often incorrect. I wouldn't think that a NFL player would need to do this, why not just hire a hooker to jack off on. Doesn't make sense.

5/17/2009 8:54:59 PM

he should get George Michael's lawyer

i hear George is handling himself these days

5/18/2009 1:18:45 PM

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"Eyewitness reports are often incorrect. I wouldn't think that a NFL player would need to do this, why not just hire a hooker to jack off on. Doesn't make sense."

People do crazy shit that doesn't make sense all the time.

My usual reaction to shit like this is: "Hmm...interesting."

5/18/2009 1:22:38 PM

who doesn't do this?

5/18/2009 2:27:29 PM

Nothing that happens with this team/town will surprise me


hell, TO has been there all of a couple of weeks and he has already been given the key to the city? wow....

5/19/2009 9:42:27 AM

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"According to the report, the woman had called 911 the previous week after hearing her door bell ring and allegedly saw a man outside her window masturbating."

Is this the same incident and she pointed him out a week later or did she call the week before as a separate incident.

5/19/2009 10:44:08 AM

All they had to do was be like, "Sir, please step off of your bicycle and let this officer smell yo dick."

That would have cleared this all up.

5/19/2009 10:55:10 AM

whoops

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4248974

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"Police to drop charge against McIntyre PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. -- A misdemeanor charge against Buffalo Bills fullback Corey McIntyre has been dropped after authorities say a witness offered questionable statements. The State Attorney's Office said Wednesday the victim's identification of McIntyre as the suspect was questionable, and prosecutors planned to file paperwork to formally drop the charge. Another possible suspect has been arrested in a similar case, police said. McIntyre was arrested last month on accusations that he fondled himself outside a Port St. Lucie woman's home about 100 miles north of Miami. The incident occurred in March, McIntyre had been free on $10,000 bond. He has denied the charge. He has said he was out riding his bike in the area as part of his regular workout on the day he was detained by police, and the victim identified him as the suspect. "I just want to say that I'm happy that my name has been cleared today," McIntyre said Wednesday after a team practice in New York. "I have maintained my innocence all through this process, and I'm just glad it's out of the way. "I'm sorry for the embarrassment to my family and to the Bills, and now my focus is on training camp. And that's all I have to say." In later interviews, the woman said she never saw the suspect's genitals, and couldn't positively identify McIntyre as the culprit. On Monday, authorities arrested a man accused of exposing himself on June 2 in the same area where McIntyre had been riding his bike, said officer Thomas Nichols of the Port St. Lucie Police Department. McIntyre's agent, Brett Tessler, called the charge "absurd and utterly ridiculous." "They never should have been filed in the first place and Corey, his family, and the Bills never should have been subjected to this kind of pain and embarrassment," Tessler said Wednesday. Police acknowledged the only similarities between McIntyre and the latest suspect arrested is that they are both black and have dreadlocks. "They are significantly different in physical shape," Nichols said. The new suspect weighs about 150 pounds, while McIntyre is nearly 260 pounds, he said. McIntyre, 30, preparing to enter his fifth NFL season, was signed by the Bills on Sept. 30, and appeared in 11 games, including two starts. He was used primarily as a blocker and also saw playing time on special teams. McIntyre has also played with Cleveland, New Orleans and Atlanta."

6/10/2009 4:36:39 PM

He'll still always be known as the guy who got whacking outside a 59 year old ladys house

Those things have a way of sticking with you

6/10/2009 4:43:24 PM

haha itll be in that lockeroom for years

6/10/2009 4:44:23 PM