I bought my ex a new MacBookPro in January. It's got hamachi on there, so I can still connect to it even though she's moved out.

I can telnet into her computer. What should I do with this?

rm -rf * to her documents folder that's got her pictures and law school stuff? How can I take pictures from the built-in camera using the command line?

5/17/2009 11:04:16 PM

just post the naked pics of her from her own pc and be done with it

5/17/2009 11:06:05 PM

How about you don't incriminate yourself and think twice before you potentially get yourself locked up for doing something stupid

5/17/2009 11:06:10 PM

http://adeona.cs.washington.edu/index.html

stick that on there and it'll take a picture every minute or so

or, if you just want a CLI picture-taking utility:
http://www.intergalactic.de/pages/iSight.html

5/17/2009 11:06:28 PM

hardest thing EVER to explain in a job interview

5/17/2009 11:07:11 PM

if I paid for it, isn't it technically mine?

5/17/2009 11:07:20 PM

let it go man

let it go

too many girls out there

5/17/2009 11:07:32 PM

you let her keep the computer?

oh hellll no

5/17/2009 11:07:45 PM

i was gonna recommend isightcapture too

5/17/2009 11:08:46 PM

she just kinda took it when she moved out...

5/17/2009 11:08:48 PM

dude trust me you will regret that shit from the instant you do it. and thats even before the police call you

5/17/2009 11:10:00 PM

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"hardest thing EVER to explain in a job interview"

And he should know.


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"if I paid for it, isn't it technically mine?"

Not if you didn't ask for it back

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"let it go man let it go too many girls out there"

exactly.

She ain't shit.

5/17/2009 11:10:10 PM

Quote :

"let it go man let it go too many girls out there"

5/17/2009 11:12:18 PM

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"you let her keep the computer? oh hellll no "

fo' real man. what is wrong with you?

5/17/2009 11:14:07 PM

yea i won't do anything. its just so damn tempting

^ well, the computer was really the last thing on my mind when all this shit happened. i bought two of them, one for me, one for her.

5/17/2009 11:14:17 PM

Quote :

"let it go man let it go too many girls out there"

5/17/2009 11:14:30 PM

i doubt its even about the not being able to let it go

but you cant try to ruin someone because they hurt your feelings. i mean you can, but its not smart on like every level imaginable.

plus you will have nightmares and shit FOR YEARS

5/17/2009 11:15:24 PM

Move on and don't worry about her.

...and if you can't do that, don't give her the satisfaction of doing anything that indicates that you give a shit. You know, like stalking her.

5/17/2009 11:17:27 PM

go in there and delete her cookies


THATLL SHOW HER

[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 11:18 PM. Reason : do mac's have cookies?]

5/17/2009 11:17:36 PM

oh Joe...don't do it.

5/17/2009 11:18:02 PM

yeah it really aint worth it.






but definitely still post the nudes.

5/17/2009 11:19:28 PM

i deleted hamachi. no more connection

it was an awesome thought though... "where the fuck is my dissertation"

5/17/2009 11:20:38 PM

yes to nudes

5/17/2009 11:21:10 PM

good move. the nightmares are creepy

5/17/2009 11:21:21 PM

knowledge is king

5/17/2009 11:25:57 PM

yea its a fuck boat easier just to forget about it and her. Bitches aint shit and for the most part they are all the same.

5/17/2009 11:26:49 PM

man i'm like the only vindictive one in here jk

but seriously what hurts more than people trying to be mean to you is them not paying attention to you AT ALL and moving on

so i would suggest that option. even stalking and meanness can be flattering to an extent.

5/17/2009 11:26:57 PM

is this girl in Raleigh?

5/17/2009 11:27:47 PM

she just aint worth it

5/17/2009 11:28:01 PM

The best way to get over a girl is to get under another.

Hay hay hay

5/17/2009 11:45:44 PM

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

5/17/2009 11:46:50 PM

I am so proud of you, Joe. That would have made your life suck. I am sad that she does have the computer.

You are very desirable so when you are ready to move on and be in a relationship again, it will not take you long to find someone.

5/17/2009 11:47:48 PM

^^^agreed

[Edited on May 17, 2009 at 11:48 PM. Reason : ^]

5/17/2009 11:48:01 PM

You could have done it and gotten away with it if you didn't announce it to the world first.

Real hackers are stealthy.

5/18/2009 12:02:55 AM

this has got to be some kind of test...

5/18/2009 12:11:41 AM

thread had potential

way to fuck it up, tww

5/18/2009 12:11:43 AM

DO IT

fuck

5/18/2009 12:17:42 AM

he shoulda did it and then posted how he was thinking of doing it

5/18/2009 12:18:12 AM

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"she just kinda took it when she moved out..."

my ex did that with my laptop, realized i had vnc installed on it, threatened to tell the police i was stalking her, then finally agreed to give it back when i told her that i'd reported it as stolen, and that going to the police would essentially be an admission of guilt.

i didn't really report it as stolen, but i got the damned thing back

5/18/2009 12:45:30 AM

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"she just kinda took it when she moved out..."

report it as stolen, duh

[Edited on May 18, 2009 at 12:46 AM. Reason : ^ lol, great minds or something like that]

5/18/2009 12:46:20 AM

Quote :

"let it go man let it go too many girls out there"

bitches ain´t shit

5/18/2009 1:01:00 AM

i got 99 problems

5/18/2009 1:01:49 AM

what woman doesnt?

5/18/2009 1:05:58 AM

^nice

5/18/2009 1:09:31 AM

I think that this thread is the result of someone being drunk.

5/18/2009 1:12:17 AM

shes not Colombian is she?

my girl was hanging here at the pool all day Friday and met a girl from Colombia who is 23, has fake boobs, flies to Spain once a month, owns a condo here in the building, drives a Benz, and doesnt work... I am thinking drugs or hooker, or a "kept" woman

5/18/2009 1:12:55 AM

wait, I guess I missed something...

I thought you were engaged, Joe

5/18/2009 7:32:05 AM

^

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"My former future wife cheated on me and broke up with me, so I'm just now getting out of the denial/depression stage and am becoming angry."

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5/18/2009 7:37:38 AM

holy righteousness, batman!


i'm shocked AND appalled at the behavior of you folks in this thread. this is chit chat, where we champion vengeance and nudity!

5/18/2009 7:59:55 AM

hahaha for real. tww does the right thing!?!?!?


DOES

NOT

COMPUTE

5/18/2009 8:01:57 AM