Everybody seems to have their own definition of what comprises each of the 3 stops on the path to full fledged fucking

And I know we're in our 20's, so people don't really talk like this anymore, but for the sake of this thread, act like you do

1st Base: Making out, but clothes stay on...I may cop of feel of ass or tit thru clothing, and she may cop a feel of my junk thru my pants, but thats as far as it goes

2nd Base: At this point I'm feeling actual tit flesh. It may be where I reach inside her bra, it may be where I take her top off completely. I may suck on her nipples. She's giving me a handjob and I'm fingerblasting her. No oral yet...that's reserved for...

3rd Base: Cocksucking and Pussy Eating. Completely Butt Ass Naked. We may dry hump. We slap cock and vagina without insertion. We may even do that thing where I fuck her ass cheeks like they're tits, but I don't penetrate. You can't penetrate yet ( because penetrating means you scored, thus rounding all 4 bases ) but that's the only thing you can't do.


Humor me, TWW, with your warped variations of the above doctrines.

5/19/2009 1:45:32 PM

come on guys, we're in our 20s

5/19/2009 1:45:53 PM

I agree with all your bases.

....Wait, do guys actually fuck ass cheeks in order to avoid insertion?

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 1:47 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 1:47:06 PM

5/19/2009 1:47:59 PM

Fuck yourself.

5/19/2009 1:49:54 PM

5/19/2009 1:50:17 PM

Ryan Church skips third and goes straight to home...

bahahahahahahaha

5/19/2009 1:51:12 PM

1-kissing
2-touching
3-sucking
4-fucking

5/19/2009 1:51:14 PM

2 is breast stuff

you start going under the pants and you're on third

I mean... the OP base system is the system you wanted to convenience the dumb chick of

I mean fuck, just go ahead and call fucking 3rd so you have that shot of getting that little extra bit of freak later on

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 1:57 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 1:55:51 PM

^

5/19/2009 1:56:32 PM

Quote :

"you start going under the pants and you're on third"

i disagree. fingering/hj is definately 2nd base. oral is on a higher magnitude than it which is why its 3rd.

5/19/2009 1:59:58 PM

lol, what?

the rest of us don't reside in whoreville where you apparently grew up

you have to understand that the near complete acceptability of oral sex is a relatively NEW phenomena

there were (and sadly still probably are) chicks who are not down with going down...

that is why your base system is very very silly

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 2:01:51 PM

Quote :

"there were (and sadly still probably are) chick who are not down with going down..."

These women are not invited to my ballpark.

5/19/2009 2:02:36 PM

that's the wrong attitude to have

you need to be persuasive not confrontational

there are lots of hot chicks who need to be brought completely into the whore in the bedroom but a lady in public fold

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 2:06 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 2:06:24 PM

I grew up believing that 2nd is in the shirt, 3rd is in the pants, hands or oral doesn't make a difference (hand-to-flesh boob massage and nipple sucking both fall under 2nd, hand job and blow job are both 3rd)

5/19/2009 2:12:49 PM

WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRST AND YOU FEEL SOMETHING BURST

5/19/2009 2:13:46 PM

Quote :

"These women are not invited to my ballpark."

ftw

5/19/2009 2:23:59 PM

All your base are belong to us?

5/19/2009 2:24:49 PM

Quote :

"We may even do that thing where I fuck her ass cheeks like they're tits, but I don't penetrate"

wut?

5/19/2009 2:26:35 PM

Quote :

"Ryan Church skips third and goes straight to home..."

5/19/2009 2:31:09 PM

1 oral
2 vaginal
3 anal
4 donkey punch

5/19/2009 2:31:52 PM

Quote :

"ORANGE FUCKING SODA"

5/19/2009 2:48:33 PM

1) kissing
2) ???
3) profit
4) fucking

5/19/2009 2:50:12 PM

stealing home = rape

5/19/2009 2:51:39 PM

Foul Ball is premajure ejaculation.

4 Balls and the bitch walks!

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 2:52 PM. Reason : /]

5/19/2009 2:52:14 PM

Ground Rule Double Penetration

5/19/2009 2:53:50 PM

balk = she goes hoe with you from the bar and passes out
hahahah

5/19/2009 2:54:11 PM

5/19/2009 2:58:50 PM

i never had a problem with translation of bases...it was the phrase "hooking up" that drove me up the GD wall

I said I "hooked up" with a guy in high school meaning we 1st MAYBE 2nd base (kissing, touching).
well someone else had the definition of hooking up as 3rd base (sucking).

Ohhhh the rumors that went around after THAT conversation!! all b/c I told my BFF in drafting class that I hooked up with cute boy over the weekend. fucking HS......

5/19/2009 2:59:05 PM

that's what happens when you get all slutty in HS

in college it doesn't matter though

5/19/2009 3:02:21 PM

"Hooking Up" could have the most meanings of anything in the english language, outside of the word "fuck"



"I hooked John up with that waitress, but he didn't hook up with her, but she hooked him up with some tickets to the State game, but he didn't go because "I Got The Hook Up" was playing on BET

5/19/2009 3:06:01 PM

but saying "i fucked her last night" is a but more clear than "i hooked up with her last night"

5/19/2009 3:07:55 PM

if i say i hooked up with my buddy last night, it could just mean we met up at the bar for some drinks

5/19/2009 3:08:46 PM

hooking up does not a slut make!!! GEEZ!

whoa....flashbacks...

5/19/2009 3:09:25 PM

i didn't have sex until i was married. actually, i didn't even have sex then. i've been waiting for the right time.

5/19/2009 3:09:57 PM

^^ well yeah, but you could say "John Fucked Me"

and it could mean he screwed you over or actually had sex with you

its very ambiguous

5/19/2009 3:10:14 PM

^x6
If someone says they fucked... you know they fucked (ignoring the use of "fucking" as a rules-free always-applicable adjective here, or context-reliant usage like "fucked-over"). If they say they "hooked up", it could have been anywhere from 2nd to actual sex. And if they say "fooled around", it could be virtually all of them.

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 3:10:23 PM

Quote :

"....Wait, do guys actually fuck ass cheeks in order to avoid insertion? "

usually that is my plan for intentional "OOPS" situations

5/19/2009 3:12:03 PM

ok yeah fucking in a sexual context is pretty clear and dry

I was referring to its overall versatility in all walks of conversation

5/19/2009 3:12:07 PM

i don't really get the point of this thread.

Quote :

" 1-kissing 2-touching 3-sucking 4-fucking"

is pretty standard.


i'm thinking the OP wanted to post what he thought was humorous phrases for the different bases...making him one of those rare male attention whores. please tell me more funny stuff OP, i'm enthralled!!

5/19/2009 3:25:03 PM

Hey, its synapse, the mod nobody knows or gives a fuck about

welcome to the conversation

5/19/2009 3:28:00 PM

synapse is a poor man's gunzz

5/19/2009 3:29:12 PM

Quote :

"ACTUAL TIT FLESH"

5/19/2009 3:30:31 PM

given your lack of explanation otherwise

i'd say the "attention whore" label is deserved

but i'm not sure that's really "news"

5/19/2009 3:31:43 PM

5/19/2009 3:33:28 PM

attention whore sure, whatever, i don't mind the label

The whole point of chit chat is to entertain

but keep up the exemplary work in Classifieds, I've heard nothing but rave reviews about your work in there

5/19/2009 3:37:22 PM

hahahahaha will do
you keep up your exemplary attention whoring

5/19/2009 3:43:05 PM

Quote :

"its synapse, the mod nobody knows or gives a fuck about"

HEY i thought that was my job

5/19/2009 3:46:31 PM

^Are you kidding? Everyone except maybe OhBoyyeeee likes you.

5/19/2009 3:47:45 PM

a home run is when you fuck a girl then run around on her chest HAHAHAHA

5/19/2009 3:48:51 PM