self explanatory

5/19/2009 4:50:40 PM

fag

5/19/2009 4:53:42 PM

Well how old are you?

5/19/2009 4:54:19 PM

5/19/2009 6:00:19 PM

signed!

5/19/2009 6:01:52 PM

signed.

5/19/2009 6:02:23 PM

5/19/2009 6:03:56 PM

signed

5/19/2009 6:06:40 PM

5/19/2009 6:15:48 PM

5/19/2009 6:27:52 PM

5/19/2009 6:29:50 PM

i read "officer"

why the fuck do the cops care if you've had sex with girls?

5/19/2009 6:49:26 PM

signed

5/19/2009 6:51:21 PM

does "making love" count?

5/19/2009 6:59:43 PM

5/19/2009 7:12:01 PM

5/19/2009 8:43:41 PM

you have limpy nuts


so its ok

5/19/2009 8:44:50 PM

yikes

5/19/2009 8:44:55 PM

but have you fucked a dude?

5/19/2009 8:45:33 PM

Quote :

"why the fuck do the cops care if you've had sex with girls?"

In Afghanistan they do, you have to marry her and buy her dad an arbys, its sharia law.

5/19/2009 8:45:48 PM

lulz

5/19/2009 8:48:36 PM

this is unacceptable

i like dudes and even i've fucked chicks before

5/19/2009 8:49:55 PM

I'm married so I don't fuck chicks anymore

5/19/2009 8:51:27 PM

5/19/2009 9:02:54 PM

signed

5/19/2009 9:04:20 PM

poast

5/19/2009 9:04:40 PM

"15205 Posts"

there's your problem

[Edited on May 19, 2009 at 9:19 PM. Reason : .]

5/19/2009 9:18:08 PM

yes

post count has everything to do with it

5/19/2009 9:18:30 PM

5/19/2009 9:59:23 PM

5/20/2009 7:42:01 PM

i havent fucked a guy, we can do it

5/20/2009 8:05:57 PM

Quote :

"i read "officer" why the fuck do the cops care if you've had sex with girls?"

weeeoooohhhhweeeoooohhhhweeee

5/20/2009 8:10:28 PM

signed

5/20/2009 9:02:11 PM

seeing as how i don't have a penis...

5/20/2009 9:04:15 PM

all my encounters have involved multiple women, thus I am technically allowed to post in this thread.

5/20/2009 9:06:02 PM

5/20/2009 10:07:20 PM

signed!

5/20/2009 10:09:33 PM

5/20/2009 11:15:31 PM

Quote :

"i havent fucked a guy, we can do it"

I always figured that almost all lesbians would've slept with a guy just out of curiosity, if nothing else.

I don't know why I think that. Maybe I'm right? Maybe it's because I figure a gay guy would still have to put forth some effort to have sex with a woman, so he might not bother...but a lesbian would have plenty of opportunities to have sex with a man--sooner or later, I figure she might cave, just to see what it's like. Additionally, and along those lines, a gay guy can still, well...more or less do his thing sexually with other men. A lesbian can only get that 100% authentic phallic fulfillment by making a guest appearance on Team Hetero.

5/20/2009 11:24:32 PM

what about strap ons?

5/21/2009 12:09:14 PM

signed

5/21/2009 12:11:59 PM

.

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 12:25 PM. Reason : /]

5/21/2009 12:15:04 PM

Quote :

""15205 Posts" there's your problem"

I have 29,000 and have had sex with several women and am now married. This is not an excuse.

5/21/2009 12:15:29 PM

i'm too lazy to go find women, so theres my problem

5/21/2009 12:33:49 PM

is this thread real

5/21/2009 4:20:28 PM

yes it exists

5/21/2009 4:21:50 PM

does it?

5/21/2009 4:26:48 PM

5/21/2009 6:26:11 PM

Quote :

"this is unacceptable i like dudes and even i've fucked chicks before"

evan with the ultimate smackdown!

5/21/2009 7:26:46 PM

set em up

5/21/2009 7:31:31 PM