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GrumpyGOP
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Fire alarm went off at our building about half an hour ago, forcing everyone into the parking lot. My roommate and I met some women, had good conversations. Of course, I didn't get any numbers or anything, because doing so would ruin my perfectly good losing streak.

But I was curious if anyone ever got laid or anything out of a fire drill. Seems like it would be doable. If it's not happening, opportunities are being wasted.

Please entertain me, wolfweb.

5/20/2009 12:55:35 AM

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Quote :
"Of course, I didn't get any numbers or anything, because doing so would ruin my perfectly good losing streak.
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so using that

5/20/2009 12:56:24 AM

dweedle
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i used to orally mimic the fire alarm in hallway at Carroll Hall...it would echo and everyone on the floor would start coming out of their suites lol

5/20/2009 12:56:58 AM

BJCaudill21
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night time fire drills are awesome for seeing girls barely clothed. but no, i don't talk to girls in person.

5/20/2009 12:58:13 AM

JeffreyBSG
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yell "Fire" in crowded theater
let beautiful woman be trampled to death
have sex with corpse
....
profit

5/20/2009 12:58:15 AM

GrimReap3r
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this reminds me of a funny story

couple years ago @ traubs condo in myrtle...(someone) pulled the fire alarm and while we were out in the parking we met a ton of girls and ended up having a party that night at the condo....It was probably the only time in my life there were so many girls at this party they were bitchin about not having enough guys to choose from...

5/20/2009 1:14:41 AM

simonn
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^^ if you're going to do that, you might as well find them in an alley and just kill them yourself.

[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 1:17 AM. Reason : that way you don't have to explain to anyone why you're leaving w/ a beautiful corpse.]

5/20/2009 1:17:08 AM

JeffreyBSG
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you don't have to carry her corpse home with you from the theater

just fuck her where she lies after everybody runs out

and if somebody like Thorsten comes in to investigate, kill them

5/20/2009 2:05:40 AM

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