5/20/2009 8:59:02 PM
it's not easy...
5/20/2009 8:59:52 PM
i saw this on msnbc 2 days ago.i was like, wat. this is newsworthy? and who inspects their cheetos like that before they eat them. i would have never caught it. plus i'm not that religious so i'd probably just be like "ohhhh a FAT cheeto" not like "OMG ITS JESUS!"
5/20/2009 9:00:12 PM
PRAISE CHEESUS
5/20/2009 9:00:58 PM
that's pretty awesome
5/20/2009 9:02:21 PM
I had a friend who saved a fried clam because it looked like Jesus on a Surfboard.
5/20/2009 9:02:27 PM
difference between an oil painting and jesus?it only takes one nail to hang the painting
5/20/2009 9:04:24 PM
but does it float?
5/20/2009 9:05:19 PM
[Edited on May 20, 2009 at 9:11 PM. Reason : ]
5/20/2009 9:09:41 PM
creepy
5/20/2009 9:10:37 PM
turn it on its side and watch cheesus do push ups!FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
5/20/2009 9:16:47 PM
Looks more like Davy CrocketThat's definitely a cheesy coonskin hat.
5/20/2009 9:39:48 PM
zombie jesus!!!!!!
5/20/2009 9:42:59 PM
5/20/2009 10:45:57 PM
haha not to be the guy who calls [old] cause ive never seen it here before, but my mom emailed me that like a year ago, and still signs occasionally signs with "praise cheesus"
5/20/2009 11:02:13 PM
so i was talking to my nephew the other day and he was telling me about how when they go to church they learn about "cheesus"
5/21/2009 7:51:37 AM
5/21/2009 8:29:18 AM
and in comes willy to challenge our viewpoints, open our minds, and make us aware of our oppression from THE MAN[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 8:33 AM. Reason : thank you, o wise one]
5/21/2009 8:33:18 AM
It's just a fucking cheeto.
5/21/2009 8:35:48 AM
not to the owner
5/21/2009 8:36:10 AM
It's still just a fucking cheeto.
5/21/2009 8:37:51 AM
tell that to the man and woman from new york
5/21/2009 8:39:55 AM
This reminds me of that movie that came out recently with the stain on the side of the guy's house that looked like Jesus!I don't think they're crazy... Some people find enlightenment in the strangest places, so I'm not gonna judge.
5/21/2009 8:43:16 AM
^^I'm sure some people did. ^I don't think they're necessarily crazy either -- just dumb.Besides.... Remind me again: How do we even know what jesus looks like in the first place?I mean, you hear: "Burnt toast looks like jesus!!", "Cloud looks like jesus!!", "Stain looks like jesus!!", etc. But you don't hear: "Long-haired man in robe looks like jesus!!", "Bearded face looks like jesus", "Figure holding a staff looks like jesus!!", etc. Nor do you hear: "Burnt toast looks like long-haired man in robe!!", "Cloud looks like bearded face!!", "Stain looks like a figure holding a staff!!", etc.These stupid fucking people are simply seeing what they want to see. Dumb.[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 9:07 AM. Reason : ]
5/21/2009 9:02:46 AM
i see scraggly hippies and say they look like jesus all the time[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 9:04 AM. Reason : you take everything so serious, willy]
5/21/2009 9:04:29 AM
^^ Well I wasn't talking to you so I really don't care whether you agree with me or not.^ Me too
5/21/2009 10:05:21 AM
^Sure you were. This is a message board -- you're talking to everyone.
5/21/2009 10:27:31 AM
^ No, I never specifically directed my statement at you. And they can use forensic anthropology... No one knew exactly what he looked like - duh - but we can gather a general depiction of what he looked like through past descriptions and such.
5/21/2009 10:32:40 AM
Also, why is this woman wearing 2 engagement rings?Is she some kinda reverse Mormon?
5/21/2009 10:38:56 AM
5/21/2009 10:41:53 AM
Good Lord, making a general statement does not equal me saying "Hey WillyNilly, I don't think they're crazy." You responded as if I was arguing with you... and this is the most retarded argument ever. Im sorry I questioned you, Mr. All-Knowing. And:I can see some similarities. Why does it matter to you so much? Even if they're "seeing what they want to see," it's something special to them that brings them closer to their faith.
5/21/2009 10:48:28 AM
5/21/2009 11:23:22 AM
You have a way of responding that makes me have similar feelings to a baptist in a brothel.Wouldn't this type of news be in a different section than all the other things you listed? Don't let things bother you so much - just make it a point not to deal with said "morons."Maybe the Elvis fans feel those pancakes are giving them hope that the King is still with them in a spiritual form?
5/21/2009 11:29:31 AM
it was on msnbc seriously in the middle of actual news. not that i'm siding. i'm just saying when i saw it i was like "wait is this real, or a commercial, or a joke" because it was all like "cheney, george bush, torture, blah blah"and then there was a cheeto. but yea, i'll go ahead and agree that a cheeto isn't worth arguing about!!and i would never be able to save a cheeto. maybe for like 5 minutes until i was like, damn i really want that last cheeto.
5/21/2009 11:35:40 AM
^
5/21/2009 11:37:24 AM
^2 Really?? That is pretty ridiculous it was in the middle of the page. I usually read USA Today and they have an "Offbeat" section.I did laugh when you said that eating comment though, because I totally agree. I'm just like "oo a fat one" and don't really inspect their shape. [Edited on May 21, 2009 at 11:38 AM. Reason : carats]
5/21/2009 11:37:58 AM
haha me too i'm like "ohhh a GIANT cheeto"...CRUNCH!yea i watched it on tv so that is why i thought it was a commercial at first. i forget what msnbc segment it was on. but crammed in there between GW Bush and Torture was Cheesus
5/21/2009 11:39:39 AM
what do you call a savior that isn't yours? nacho cheesus!
5/21/2009 1:18:57 PM
^ I lolled.
5/21/2009 1:26:29 PM