not paying attention and getting my wrist slit my one of the million razor sharp metal parts inside a computer

pics coming maybe

5/21/2009 2:57:05 PM

cancer or during some drunken bullshit shenanigans

5/21/2009 2:57:58 PM

simultaneous deathblow while fighting Superman

5/21/2009 2:58:10 PM

^^^that would be one of the nerdiest possible ways to die

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 2:58 PM. Reason : ^^^]

5/21/2009 2:58:13 PM

its not nerdy, shits gangsta. i get gushers every other day.

5/21/2009 3:01:21 PM

my mom told me that she has this re-occurring dream that I die on the 27th of November, in a car accident, in the rain.



seriously creepy.

5/21/2009 3:01:50 PM

lung cancer or something involving a chainsaw

5/21/2009 3:03:11 PM

electrocuted

5/21/2009 3:05:01 PM

left (today)

right (yesterday)

notice the angle tends to go more "with the flow" than "across the street"

oh yeah i could see myself getting fried too.

5/21/2009 3:05:43 PM

heart failure

5/21/2009 3:08:59 PM

i guess i'll go with a serious one too. stroke. or something related to taking too much ibuprofen daily.

5/21/2009 3:09:45 PM

def dont see myself having a stroke or heart attack

5/21/2009 3:10:54 PM

ahaha

i was going for the stupid generalization of "I'll die because my heart stopped beating"

but sometimes i forget that in the US heart failure = heart disease.

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : w]

5/21/2009 3:12:56 PM

something sudden and excessively violent

lets go with decapatation by standing up in a convertible entering a low clearance parking garage

5/21/2009 3:13:05 PM

i dunno man, the more people i meet, the more i see people who have had some serious unexpected crazy health shit happen in their late 30s / early 40s. thats the kind of stuff im talking about, not dying of a heart attack when i'm 80.

^^ i actually was wondering if you were being sarcastic... but you know, fuck it.

5/21/2009 3:13:28 PM

someway that's anti-climatic

5/21/2009 3:13:54 PM

in a go-fast boat chase against cuban drug runners

5/21/2009 3:14:24 PM

sometimes i wonder if i'm gonna piss off the wrong random wolfwebber and get killed by a psycho

5/21/2009 3:14:49 PM

I am going to burn in an apt or house fire.

5/21/2009 3:14:52 PM

donkey punch gone wrong

5/21/2009 3:14:54 PM

Quote :

"GASOLINE FIGHT ACCIDENT"

5/21/2009 3:14:55 PM

hopefully in a hail of gunfire

5/21/2009 3:15:09 PM

Naked girl avalanche

5/21/2009 3:20:16 PM

viagra induced heart attack at the age of 82

5/21/2009 3:23:26 PM

^

5/21/2009 3:44:41 PM

ive always said i will die in my old jeep, which i will be buying back from the current owner in the fall.

cant believe he kept his promise to call me if he ever planned on selling it so i can restore it. (had too many cars at the time)

5/21/2009 3:46:00 PM

caught with a 16 year old no less^^

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 3:46 PM. Reason : .]

5/21/2009 3:46:34 PM

In the combat zone.

5/21/2009 3:48:23 PM

going too fast in my yellow '79 Corvette when I'm like 110 years old blasting the Bloodhound Gang.

5/21/2009 3:55:04 PM

sudden decompression when the martian horde finally breaches my dome.

5/21/2009 3:57:10 PM

Heart attack at age 52.

5/21/2009 4:01:55 PM

golf ball to the temple.

5/21/2009 4:06:31 PM

hanging out with john kruk

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 4:08 PM. Reason : no c in kruk]

5/21/2009 4:08:21 PM

hanging out with john kruk and crazy_carl

5/21/2009 4:09:25 PM

Quote :

"during some drunken bullshit shenanigans "

+

Quote :

"hanging out with john kruk and crazy_carl"

...this is very likely

5/21/2009 4:11:38 PM

add in biofreak70 and thats a powder keg waiting to ignite and kill us all

5/21/2009 4:12:22 PM

cancer

5/21/2009 4:13:08 PM

Childbirth.

Does that even happen these days? Geez.

5/21/2009 4:15:10 PM

Probably stomach cancer...

5/21/2009 4:15:13 PM

getting something for my wife from our attic when i'm old. shes gone away from the home and has been nagging me about getting it for a while. i lift it and on the way down I fall and snap my neck.

its a reoccurring dream i've had for the last 8 years or so and is very realistic.

5/21/2009 4:23:36 PM

cirrhosis probably.

5/21/2009 4:30:24 PM

My two most likely scenarios are either heart failure related to Marfan syndrome, or suicide.

5/21/2009 4:38:58 PM

helo. malfunctions during a test flight, and comes crashing into my building. The blades attached to the main rotor are still spinning and quickly detach my head from my neck as the shit storm of twisted metal comes in contact with me.

5/21/2009 4:42:56 PM

I'm surprised that we're on the wolfweb and i'm the first one to say suicide.

5/21/2009 4:45:34 PM

^that is so 2004

5/21/2009 4:45:57 PM

herpes simplex 10

5/21/2009 4:49:47 PM

^^Physically, I'm a pretty healthy guy. I'm just acknowledging that depression is the health issue I struggle with the most. I'm not saying I'll probably die by suicide, just that if I had to make a prediction, it's probably more likely than anything else. The collective "anything else" far outweighs it though.

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 4:50 PM. Reason : ]

5/21/2009 4:50:19 PM

= sarcasm

no need to explain your depression to everyone

5/21/2009 4:51:38 PM

natural causes in my sleep I hope

5/21/2009 4:54:57 PM

SET EM UP

5/21/2009 4:57:13 PM