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" (CNN) -- South Carolina authorities are seeking a 555-pound teenager and his mother, who faces a charge of violating a custody order, police said Thursday. Alexander Deundray Draper, 14, "is possibly at a stage of critical health risk," social services said. Alexander Deundray Draper, 14, of Travelers Rest, South Carolina, is missing along with his mother, Jerri Althea Gray, the Greenville County, South Carolina, sheriff's office said in a statement. Draper weighs more than 555 pounds, police said, "and is possibly at a stage of critical health risk," according to the Department of Social Services. Gray was supposed to appear in family court Tuesday with her son and failed to do so, the sheriff's office said. During the family court hearing, the boy was ordered into state custody because of medical neglect, as well as his mother's failure to appear. The Department of Social Services then contacted the sheriff's office, authorities said. Police have an arrest warrant charging Gray with violation of a custody order, the sheriff's statement said. "Investigators are attempting to locate Gray and Draper as well as talking with family and friends to obtain additional information that may be beneficial to finding both." The warrant said Gray was served with papers Monday and told to report to court for a hearing in which the department would seek state custody of Draper. "The defendant has avoided the custody proceeding and has concealed the child," the warrant says. The two may be traveling in a white 1996 Chevrolet 1500 van with burgundy stripes on it and South Carolina license place number AQZ 566, police said."

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/sc.missing.boy/index.html

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 4:57 PM. Reason : .]

5/21/2009 4:57:18 PM

555 pound teen on the walk

5/21/2009 4:58:35 PM

555 pound teen on the waddle

5/21/2009 5:04:48 PM

555 pound teen on the wheel

5/21/2009 5:05:25 PM

555 pound teen on the life support

5/21/2009 5:06:36 PM

555 pound teen on the fun

5/21/2009 5:06:42 PM

555lbs. does not simply run into south carolina

5/21/2009 5:06:52 PM

keep rollin, rollin, rollin, rollin, COME ON, keep rollin rollin rollin rollin YEAH

5/21/2009 5:07:12 PM

555 pound teen on the roll

5/21/2009 5:07:19 PM

It looks agitated

5/21/2009 5:19:18 PM

555 pound teen on loose

5/21/2009 5:19:38 PM

they can't be too hard to spot....not a small target

5/21/2009 5:21:43 PM

haha


i actually remember playing this town's HS in football... there were some big kids, but 555lbs... at 14 years old? that town's McDonalds needs to be shut down

5/21/2009 5:25:25 PM

how to get to your 555 lb goal:
http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2002/6/6/01556/34239

5/21/2009 5:29:22 PM

The two may be traveling in a white 1996 Chevrolet 1500 van with burgundy stripes on it and South Carolina license place number AQZ 566 that leans to one side

5/21/2009 5:31:16 PM

Quote :

"The defendant has avoided the custody proceeding and has concealed the child"

Concealed the child with what, a circus tent?

5/21/2009 5:38:26 PM

our fugitive will blot out the sun!

then we shall search in the shade

5/21/2009 5:42:31 PM

why is social services involved anyway? clearly the kid is well-fed

5/21/2009 6:32:54 PM

5/21/2009 6:34:40 PM

Cheesus

5/21/2009 6:40:26 PM

You people are so mean. The kid is only 14 and already 555 lbs, that means his mother has fucked him over his entire life and put him into a life that will never even be remotely normal. I feel sorry for him.

But yeah, he is a fat "little" bastard.

5/21/2009 6:49:08 PM

Your outlaw's kid so fat...

How fat is he?

5/21/2009 6:59:55 PM

555 pound teen out of breath

5/21/2009 7:16:05 PM

maybe she concealed him in his neck fat

and yea, i feel like childhood obesity (you know minus severe health problems and blah blah blah) should be some form of child abuse. maybe not abuse but neglect or some sign of bad parenting that should be taken into account. maybe that is why she skipped out on the custody proceeding.

she probably bribed him with a happy meal (x 12)

5/21/2009 8:07:08 PM

5/21/2009 8:08:30 PM

throw your hands in the air if yous a true playerrrr

5/21/2009 8:15:10 PM

SUSPECT AT LARGE

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5/21/2009 8:16:12 PM

ooooh. how did no one come up with that before now!

geniussss.

5/21/2009 8:16:57 PM

i read the thread 3 times looking for it.

tsk tsk, wolfweb.

5/21/2009 8:17:22 PM

see, folks, genius can't be forced.

<3 sr joel

5/21/2009 8:18:05 PM

i'll put one in for another of our resident borderline 200 iq people
http://boygottaeat.ytmnd.com/

5/21/2009 8:19:28 PM

hahahaha outstanding

5/21/2009 8:21:50 PM

GLOCK 22 FOR CASKET AND FLOWER MOVES

[Edited on May 21, 2009 at 8:24 PM. Reason : i like to madlib my own life / the jackleg biggie mashup]

5/21/2009 8:24:04 PM

Quote :

"You people are so mean. The kid is only 14 and already 555 lbs, that means his mother has fucked him over his entire life and put him into a life that will never even be remotely normal. I feel sorry for him."

Yeah...poor kid.

5/21/2009 8:26:24 PM

she messed him up for a while, i'm sure. but 14... remember being 14? youre pretty "smart" by then

5/21/2009 8:36:02 PM

USA #1

5/21/2009 9:08:20 PM

^^ Yeah, but if he was already 400 lbs and addicted to fast food it's going to take a lot more than being pretty smart to dig yourself out of that hole.

5/21/2009 9:17:09 PM

THEY FOUND HIM!!! WHEW!

and apparently his mom is in big trouble, mister


http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/05/21/sc.missing.boy/index.html

5/21/2009 11:29:41 PM

Quote :

"located at about 4:30 p.m. near a laundromat "

that is so not surprising

5/21/2009 11:31:25 PM

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

5/21/2009 11:32:34 PM

you know you're fat when all of your chins merge into a megachin. like some power rangers shit

...they can't find the 6ft terrorist on dialysis living in a cave what makes you think they can find an overweight teen in America?

...I hope they're searching every McDonald's and KFC in a 50 mile radius.

5/22/2009 12:20:23 AM

Quote :

"...they can't find the 6ft terrorist on dialysis living in a cave what makes you think they can find an overweight teen in America?"

I'd like to think that "more than 555 pounds" is slightly larger than all the "fat Americans" I can't seem to go a day of my life without having to hear about.

So yeah, in this case they could either scan the horizon or just try to find out where all the shade is coming from.

5/22/2009 7:14:47 AM

I don't know if I've ever seen a 500 lb person IRL. I think they mostly just stay inside.

5/22/2009 8:58:23 AM

THIS THREAD BRINGS THE FUNNY

5/22/2009 9:01:15 AM

Quote :

"BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE"

people in the office are wondering why im guffawing

5/22/2009 9:01:44 AM

Quote :

"THEY FOUND HIM!!! WHEW!"

how could they miss that fat bastard

5/22/2009 9:04:43 AM

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 9:07 AM. Reason : whoops]

5/22/2009 9:07:05 AM

5/22/2009 9:07:29 AM

more like 555 pound teen on the waddle

5/22/2009 9:53:23 AM

more like 555 pound teen on the lamb... eating it.

5/22/2009 9:56:35 AM