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5/22/2009 2:16:44 AM

Since that ytmnd won't load, I'm taking this opportunity to use this as a free thread.

[rant]
NOTHING IS FUCKING HAPPENING.
THERE IS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO.

Not even on T-dub, or the internet. I mean there is nothing at all to do in reality.
Back in Raleigh, it would just be text a couple people, drive to an apartment, and I'd have a full night. Even at 2 goddamn AM.

Not in fucking Harrisburg, though. Fuck this place, seriously. There's only one high school friend I have who still lives here and hasn't joined the army or anything else, and that guy goes to sleep early. This town is EXACTLY like Cary, only slightly more boring and slightly less draconian when it comes to neighborhood regulations. According to Wikipedia, we have:
95% white people, 76% of households are married couples, 43% of households are couples with at least one kid <18, 28% of the population is <18, 5% are ages 18-24 (Fucking 5% is all I've got to deal with here? Come the fuck on, suburbs.), and 0 families/1.4% of the population below the poverty line (okay, this last one actually is a good thing).

BORING GODDAMN TOWN.

And I'm not even sleepy enough to sleep until tomorrow when I can actually do something. In the city. Where shit actually happens.
[/rant]


Actually, now that I've looked at the Cary wiki page... I live in a town with an even greater percentage of white middle-class married couples than Cary itself. It would not be a stretch to say that Harrisburg even more Cary-esque than Cary itself.

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 2:43 AM. Reason : we even have enough northerners.]

5/22/2009 2:37:58 AM

Quote :

" STRAIGHT UP HIJACKED "

5/22/2009 2:38:53 AM

5/22/2009 2:40:51 AM

^^^ sounds like you need some hard drugs yo

5/22/2009 2:43:39 AM

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"^^^ sounds like you need some hard drugs yo"

Nah... as per those shitty old commercials, My Anti-Drug happens to be liquor.

I'm sure whatever morality council that made the ads would be happy to learn that.


I don't drink alone, though. Fuck that. No point getting wasted if you can't make bad decisions with your equally wasted friends.

[Edited on May 22, 2009 at 2:48 AM. Reason : retitle this thread "the bored complaints of a college student home for the summer"]

5/22/2009 2:46:21 AM

Fair enough... alcohol is on the same order as heroin as far as addictive potential and impairment of function

5/22/2009 2:48:53 AM

You have just removed any temptation I may have previously had to do heroin.
...Thanks, I think.

5/22/2009 2:51:01 AM

Quote :

"heroin"

5/22/2009 2:51:53 AM

Well, that's based on objective measures. Subjectively, heroin is more euphoric. It also doesn't cause a hangover or any neurotoxicity. Don't let my ramblings deter you

5/22/2009 3:01:46 AM

ah ah ah

5/22/2009 4:00:44 AM

stawberry

5/22/2009 4:31:34 AM

fuckin' eagle-eye here saves the day

how did we, Chit Chat, miss the obvious thread title typo earlier (no sarcasm)

5/22/2009 6:15:06 AM

Quote :

"You have just removed any temptation I may have previously had to do a heroine. ...Thanks, I think."

5/22/2009 6:22:32 AM