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supercalo
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Opened my screen door while I was trying to vent some smoke out and felt something drop down by my head from atop, where the door frame is. As I glanced over I saw something black fall down where my left leg was. I stomped around, pulled up the rug and didn't see nothin.

Went back inside and to my dismay I felt an intruder run up my pant leg. Right there on my jeans, a fucking dark blackish red crab-like arachnid from hell looking up at me. Keeping my profanities to a minimum I flicked the demon off, but in my rush I forgot to send him out the door in the process. He then raced under the lazy chair where he has taken residence.

I figure a nickle to a quarter sized spider shouldn't be to much of a problem but I'm having severe doubts about sleeping in the living room tonight. Woe is me

5/24/2009 3:46:55 PM

Ronny
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tl;dr

5/24/2009 3:49:05 PM

Str8Foolish
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tl;dr

5/24/2009 3:53:06 PM

supercalo
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tl;dr

5/24/2009 3:53:28 PM

abbradsh
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/blog

5/24/2009 3:56:03 PM

roddy
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tl;dr

5/24/2009 3:56:12 PM

wawebste
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I hate spiders...def. wouldn't sleep in there, but I'm not sure why you're sleeping in the living room anyways. Good luck killing that sucker

5/24/2009 3:59:51 PM

Republican18
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kill it with fire

5/24/2009 4:01:10 PM

supercalo
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I'm all out of dynamite, but if I could use someones cat for a spell i'd feel a lot better. This motherfucker is fast, looks sorta like a common wolf spider but has some really weird dagger like legs. If I see him again i'm gonna go hairy carey on his ass

5/24/2009 4:07:41 PM

BigMan157
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5/24/2009 4:15:50 PM

dweedle
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can i get pickel for a nickle??

5/24/2009 4:55:21 PM

supercalo
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ELLO

^ for dweedle



[Edited on May 24, 2009 at 5:13 PM. Reason : afsd]

5/24/2009 4:59:26 PM

WolfAce
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I probably spent an hour in my bedroom one night fighting one huge spider who was quick as fuck and kept running under various furniture/junk when I tried to smash him because I would not be able to sleep that night otherwise knowing he was also trapped in and creeping around my bedroom

5/24/2009 5:39:04 PM

EMCE
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remember that time a spider peed on poopface's foot?

5/24/2009 7:07:30 PM

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