My neighbors are so damn annoying. They're from up north, but they have to be the most white trash people ever. They were outside last night (among many other countless nights) until 6am being loud as shit. Most nights, they have fireworks (like the illegal in NC kind). Last night, they decided to set their backyard ablaze with a huge ass bonfire. Mind you, we live in the middle of the woods and their yard is surrounded by trees and pine straw. They had to shave their kid's head because he had so many ticks on his head. Now, they have a stupid smelly dog that comes over here and tortures our dogs, mainly our Jack Russel/Scottish Terrier mix. Their dog is a St Bernard mix. He is twice as big as our Jack mix and he's only 10 weeks old. He growls at us and steals our dog's food and toys. He also digs holes in our yard. Now the question is, what's the best way to be passive aggresive since that's the way to deal with these sorts of things.
5/25/2009 1:30:08 AM
Anonymous internet bitching.
5/25/2009 1:31:06 AM
tl;dr
5/25/2009 1:31:09 AM
Yes, yes it is. Since TWW is a blog afterall.
5/25/2009 1:31:39 AM
you're such a ManBitch
5/25/2009 1:32:14 AM
No, I mean thats probably the best passive aggressive way to deal with it.
5/25/2009 1:32:21 AM
oh yeah, probably.
5/25/2009 1:33:05 AM
That or burn a cross in their yard.
5/25/2009 1:33:44 AM
No, they're pretty prejudice. So, they'd probably go outside in their KKK uniforms or some shit.[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 1:34 AM. Reason : ddddddddddd]
5/25/2009 1:34:17 AM
get a fucking real dog
5/25/2009 1:34:55 AM
Our dog is cool as shit.
5/25/2009 1:35:30 AM
good fences make good neighbors
5/25/2009 1:37:17 AM
kick their dog's ass
5/25/2009 1:37:46 AM
How big a boy is he?
5/25/2009 1:39:20 AM
by boy, do you mean dog or kid?
5/25/2009 1:40:20 AM
or person of color.thats fucked up.
5/25/2009 1:41:05 AM
You could passively walk up to them and then aggresively hit the biggest one in the face.
5/25/2009 1:43:58 AM
5/25/2009 2:01:36 AM
Well, what if there should be an unfortunate accident?
5/25/2009 2:05:19 AM
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=566500
5/25/2009 3:45:27 AM
[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 3:48 AM. Reason : .]
5/25/2009 3:48:29 AM
Tennis ball soaked in radiator fluid. Throw it in the neighbors yard when you see the dog. Watch dog have fun... then die.
5/25/2009 7:54:57 AM
More fucking yankees...
5/25/2009 7:56:25 AM
build a fence
5/25/2009 7:57:17 AM
thats the easy way thoughsetup a perimeter of claymores
5/25/2009 8:09:06 AM
build a wall that reaches to the skythen when they are all outside being loud as shit, push it over on them
5/25/2009 8:14:37 AM
5/25/2009 8:26:04 AM
call the police/fire dept.and get a bb gun for that dog
5/25/2009 9:38:52 AM
nothing says "dont fuck with me" to your neighbor more than their dog laying dead in the driveway[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 9:41 AM. Reason : =wroding]
5/25/2009 9:40:54 AM
Unleash a bunch of bees on themwhere and how you get the bees I do not know
5/25/2009 9:41:06 AM
get Artie, the strongest man in the world, to push their house one inch to the right[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 9:45 AM. Reason : when he goes to unlock his door MINDFUCK]
5/25/2009 9:44:41 AM
radiator fluid aka antifreeze. i grew up in the country and had to live with dumbass neighbors. there has been many a pet that just suddenly took to missing one day. no one ever spoke of it, but everyone knew.[Edited on May 25, 2009 at 9:56 AM. Reason : .]
5/25/2009 9:56:36 AM
Dat 190% E-glycol or somethinbut seriously, killing their dog could open up a mess of shit you dont want to tangle with, depending on how hick they are. One time we put a bunch of rotting fish in a school teachers yard. If I were you i'd play it safe.
5/25/2009 10:03:41 AM
^great side story about the dead fish
5/25/2009 10:05:41 AM
It was quite spread out iirc, there was also a stop sign that had been removed tooWeekends were a little weird back in my day
5/25/2009 10:08:49 AM
5/25/2009 11:23:27 AM
The sad thing is that half of the shit on this list involves things my family does. Mostly the fireworks and random burnings.The northerner part and the ticks...... NOT SO MUCH SON.NOT SO.MUCH SON.
5/25/2009 11:30:52 AM
my rule of thumb for loud neighbors is:1. ask them to be quieter and then if they say fuck you, then.... 2. Anything goes (including police)oh and seriously, get a bb gun for their dog......i guarantee you'll find more uses for it in the future
5/25/2009 11:31:48 AM
when i was a kid my dad shot the neighbor's cat with a pellet rifle because it kept getting up on our cars. it must have been some kind of one in a million shot, the damned thing just fell over dead. no blood or anything.
5/25/2009 11:36:20 AM
I say get a .22LR instead and call it a day.Dick's has perfectly reasonable prices on Mossberg Plinksters in both semi-auto and bolt action (Around $120 IIRC) if you want to go pick one up son. A .22LR equipped with Aguila 60gr "SSS" subsonic rounds should solve that problem nicely and without making much noise in the process at all. Since it's a dog and not a squirrel, I suggest the 60gr SSS simply because of the penetration it offers combined with the fact that the round tends to tumble inside the target and will produce a very nice permanent cavity for a .22LR! You also have a much better effective range compared with a BB gun and accuracy with subsonic .22LR's fired from a decent rifle is pretty much always going to be very good. Higher end .22LR rifles (Like a Ruger 10-22 equipped with the Bull Barrel they offer) can offer accuracy that I would classify as "RIDICULOUS SON."
5/25/2009 11:38:11 AM
it was a different era back then son, you wouldn't understand.
5/25/2009 11:46:04 AM
Oh I understand son.
5/25/2009 11:48:26 AM
People move to "the middle of the woods" so they can do what the fuck they want, shit that they can't do in the city or suburbs. If you actually are in the middle of the woods, I'd say you don't have much to complain about except the dog thing.More likely, though, you're in a regular suburb with some trees, and you're confusing it for "the middle of the woods," in which case, bitch away, ManBitch.
5/25/2009 11:51:11 AM
count your losses and move is the only way
5/25/2009 11:55:44 AM