bucks

5/27/2009 1:44:00 PM

my mom preferred "poot" over "fart"

5/27/2009 1:44:44 PM

love

5/27/2009 1:45:20 PM

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"my mom preferred "poot" over "fart""

that is EXACTLY what i came in here to post

5/27/2009 1:45:58 PM

Crap/dump/shyte/shit/shat was not allowed, it had to be a "bowel movement."

5/27/2009 1:46:57 PM

fart
shut up

5/27/2009 1:47:40 PM

Bitch was off limits, period son.

5/27/2009 1:48:20 PM

hahaha

I couldn't swear in from of my mom, but around my dad it was like a Richard Pryor show

He taught me how to felch

5/27/2009 1:48:59 PM

Do you know what the fuck felching is?

5/27/2009 1:50:13 PM

hump

5/27/2009 1:50:36 PM

Oh yeah son. One time I was a child son and I said something about "the japs and the germans" during WWII. My grandpa was always babbling about "japs," so I thought this was a normal thing son and I got attacked violently son. Almost kilt son. Almost.

5/27/2009 1:51:10 PM

On my 6th birthday my mom let me start using the word 'stupid'. It was a bigger deal for me than the gifts.

5/27/2009 1:51:18 PM

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"Crap/dump/shyte/shit/shat was not allowed, it had to be a "bowel movement."

Same here. Fucking stupid.
Around 3rd grade, I remember trying to explain to my parents that "bowel movement" is a noun that only describe the act, whereas all its synonyms were nouns that described both the act and the product, as well as the verb, and therefore superior.
(You crap crap, you shit shit, you poop poop, but you have to make a bowel movement to produce feces -- too many words.)

5/27/2009 1:51:53 PM

i remember some kids that couldn't say "shut up" and i think their parents regulated how much ketchup they ate

every time i see the seinfeld with george and his mom and dad where his dad is like "why do you have to use that much ketchup" i think about them

5/27/2009 1:52:25 PM

^^EXACTLY SON!

5/27/2009 1:52:31 PM

YOU GOT KETCHUP CUM ON IT !!!

5/27/2009 1:54:16 PM

cum can move baby

5/27/2009 1:55:13 PM

shut up, screw that, shit/crap, any regular cuss word, fart, what the...

we weren't allowed to watch the simpsons or mtv either.

we ate as much ketchup & watched as much tv as we wanted (which wasn't much).

[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 1:55 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2009 1:55:26 PM

One of my friends wasn't allowed to say "see, look".... (grammar)

5/27/2009 1:55:26 PM

I was always taught that you should never ever ever say "nigger," that it was the absolute worst word you could say
then I moved to North Carolina, where everyone said it on a regular basis

5/27/2009 1:55:28 PM

I once got a whoopin for saying "eat my shorts" to my parents.

5/27/2009 1:55:36 PM

crap



I wish that was a joke.

5/27/2009 1:55:38 PM

i wasn't supposed to say shut up

5/27/2009 1:56:21 PM

"Fuck you motherfucker I will smash your face in you pussy ass little tigershark."

5/27/2009 1:57:13 PM

haha

5/27/2009 1:57:55 PM

Mother: All right. Now, are you ready to tell me where you heard that word?
Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Now, I had heard that word at least ten times a day from my old man. He worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master. But, I chickened out and said the first name that came to mind.
Ralphie: Schwartz!


followed by the most hilarious phone call ever in a christmas film

5/27/2009 1:58:58 PM

parents werent quite as strict but my grandma wouldnt let you call anyone a liar

5/27/2009 2:03:16 PM

Ahahahahaha, what a dumb bitch son.


Son: What's your name?
Liar: WHY MY NAME IS LEEEEEEROY PICKINS SON.
Son: Are you lying?

G-maw: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO LEROY PICKINS BOY?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY BOY?! GOD DAMMIT BOY I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BE CUSSIN' AT DAMNED STRANGERS WIT DAT LYIN' BUSINESS YOU ALWAYS PULLIN' BOY.

5/27/2009 2:05:18 PM

GOTTA MIND THE MEEMAWS SON

5/27/2009 2:08:52 PM

haha i wasn't supposed to call anyone a liar or say "so-and-so told a lie"

we had to use the term "story" for lie

5/27/2009 2:12:38 PM

I like to hear that son, teaching you never to call it like it is.

5/27/2009 2:14:24 PM

Quote :

" I couldn't swear in from of my mom, but around my dad it was like a Richard Pryor show He taught me how to felch"

5/27/2009 2:15:17 PM

Nothing wrong with that son.

5/27/2009 2:15:45 PM

quit being a fuckin tool and saying "son" after every statement you say.

5/27/2009 2:17:53 PM

Nah son. What's the fun in that, son?

5/27/2009 2:18:27 PM

Who the fuck is this dyne son?

Are you retarded son?

5/27/2009 2:19:28 PM

O.P.P.

5/27/2009 2:19:37 PM

Definitely couldn't say piss, pee, leak, etc.

Had to be "urine/urinate" son.

5/27/2009 2:20:51 PM

^
My parents used "tinkle"


I don't understand why some of you couldn't call someone a "liar" or say "lie"...
What was the reason for that?

5/27/2009 2:22:11 PM

crap & sucks

5/27/2009 2:25:30 PM

any of your garden variety profanity
anything even vaguely racist (though I still try to avoid that)
crap, dump, fart, poop, etc. (BM or #2 were the allowable nomenclatures)
shut up
sucks/blows

[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 2:26 PM. Reason : more]

5/27/2009 2:25:32 PM

I couldn't say son, when I was a kid, son. True story, son. I could only say sun and the context had to be right for the big orb of fire, son. I had weird parents, son.

5/27/2009 2:29:45 PM

I wasn't allowed to say "fart" just because I said it too often.

And I wasn't allowed to say "I can't help it" supposedly I said that all the time.

5/27/2009 2:31:03 PM

"Pee", I was supposed to say "tinkle" instead.

"[x] sucks". I got a beating in sixth grade for saying that our trip to the art museum sucked. Specifically I was referring to the part where my mother neglected to pack my lunch.

5/27/2009 3:59:24 PM

Suck, sucks, sucked, dick.

5/27/2009 4:04:21 PM

There was a particularly well-known incident in my family where I started saying crap or sucks or something and my brothers caught hell from it (because I learned it from them, of course).

After that ALL of us said "it's not good to me" in lieu of other things, at least until we were of an age where it didn't make sense to restrict such language any more.

My brothers remember it better than I do, they're the ones that caught hell for it.

5/27/2009 4:04:25 PM

Around 8th grade, I made it perfectly clear to my parents that I intended to say whatever the fuck I wanted to say, and that if they were to demand that I not say certain things, I should also be able to demand that they not say certain things. Once they realized my list of words included many common words that they didn't want to quit saying, they stopped trying to enforce the no-cussing rule. I won. To this day, I casually cuss around my parents, and they don't say anything. In fact, they've even began to casually cuss, too -- which is awesome.

Prohibition of words, at any age, is unjust and must be met with "direct action".

5/27/2009 4:09:32 PM

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"my mom preferred "poot" over "fart""

that is EXACTLY what i came in here to post

5/27/2009 4:10:26 PM

my mom preferred me to say behind over butt

5/27/2009 4:26:36 PM

the

5/27/2009 4:53:40 PM