Limpy Nutbutter Sandwich

Spread peanut butter on one side of each of two slices of bread. Put a tablespoon or so of jelly or pancake syrup on one and seal the edges by pinching all the way around with your fingers. In a bowl, crack an egg and add a little bit of milk. Beat with a fork until smooth. Flop the sandwich around in it until it is evenly coated. Cook on a buttered frying pan for 1 or 2 minutes, or until the exterior is golden brown. Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top if desired.

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"TASTY AS FUCK"

5/27/2009 5:47:23 PM

I love inveting recipes.

5/27/2009 5:48:25 PM

INVETED

5/27/2009 5:48:45 PM

Inveted, eh?

5/27/2009 5:49:04 PM

That sounds good. Reminds me of Smucker's Uncrustables.

5/27/2009 5:49:58 PM

Reminds me of smelling a pussy

5/27/2009 5:50:27 PM

I made marscapone mashed potatoes from scratch yesterday (well, I didn't make the marscapone) and added a good bit of spun honey. I dunno if I'm the first to do that, but it was really good.

5/27/2009 5:52:15 PM

Sesame cake:

layer cake made of flour, brown sugar, eggs, salt, soda, honey, butter, and tahini
frosting made of honey, butter, and tahini
topped with toasted sesame seeds.

(I've recent found out that others have made this, but I invented it none-the-less.)

5/27/2009 5:56:43 PM

scrambled egg, spinach, mozarella cheese, cheddar cheese, and green peppers on a whole wheat crepe

also, drink recipe: CranApple juice, white zinfandel, vodka...yummy in my tummy

5/27/2009 6:03:37 PM

stupid POS keyboard. INVENTED

5/27/2009 6:58:18 PM

Blame it on the keyboard...

5/27/2009 6:59:24 PM

i hate when they finally come to correct themselves, and put the word they meant

5/27/2009 7:00:16 PM

i did it just to piss you off asswipe

5/27/2009 7:51:30 PM

Orange Dreamsicle:
Ice, vodka, frozen orange juice concentrate, baileys

Blend until smooth

5/27/2009 7:58:23 PM

I don't know that I would go as far as to say that I invented it, but I make a dish that my best friend calls vomit. Tasty tasty vomit.

I layer macncheese, corn, and ground beef w/ onions and barbeque sauce in a dish and bake. Sometimes I bake it w/ crescent rolls on top.

It looks kinda scary (hence the name, vomit), but it is pretty good.

5/27/2009 8:12:31 PM

pizza rolls + mayonnaise + bbq sauce

5/27/2009 8:13:42 PM

your mom's putang + whip cream. good eatin' all night long.

5/27/2009 8:19:22 PM

as happy as you are about sucking down some nutbutter I think I'll pass

5/27/2009 8:21:32 PM

put two cheese slices in between two slices of bread
butter the outside of the sandwich
toast on a flat top grill until the cheese is melted inside


it's delicious

5/27/2009 8:24:48 PM

the spellcheck sandwich

5/27/2009 8:25:29 PM

1 scoop of protein
8 oz of milk

i inveted this btw

5/27/2009 8:26:14 PM

^^^ the Limpy Nutbutter Sandwich is better.

5/27/2009 8:42:08 PM

no way man.

there's this other recipe that I try sometimes. I get tortilla chips, and spread shredded cheese over them. They I broil this concoction until the cheese melts. Then I top this with lettuce, tomato, chili, salsa, and guacamole

delicious

5/27/2009 8:47:07 PM

The Limpy Nutbutter Sandwich is better than your nachos!

5/27/2009 8:55:43 PM

no way man...no way.

another recipe that I invented is getting ground beef...putting it into a mixing bowl...and mixing in diced onion, and some spices. Then making several 'patties' out of this ground beef mixture, grilling the patties to the desired doneness, and then putting the cooked patties on the bottom portion of a hamburger bun. I then top the patty with lettuce, tomato, mustard, and ketchup...then top it all off with the top portion of the hamburger bun.

if I feel up to it, I'll take potatoes, sliced into little "straws", deep fry them, and then salt them.

5/27/2009 9:03:52 PM

Lemme get a limpy nutbutter sandwich plz.

5/27/2009 9:14:42 PM

(Canned) Tuna + Diced Tomatoes + Salt + Pepper + Cilantro. Good for post-workout.

Chickpeas + Diced Tomatoes + Basic + Garlic + Oregano. Also good for post-workout.

Mixed Greens + Diced Onions + (Canned) Tuna + EVOO + Sweet Balsamic Vinegar + Parmesan Cheese

5/27/2009 9:29:30 PM

EMCE's got me lawlin over here.

I have this fried chicken thing I like to make. I dip shake breast tenderloins in a mixture of egg and like 1/4 cup of milk. Then dip them in flour with oregano, garlic powder, basil, onion powder, and salt & pepper mixed together. Fry them in olive oil and serve them on top of spaghetti w/ your favorite spaghetti sauce. Kind of like chicken parm. Tastes awesome.

As for drinks...I've never really bothered to write down specific quantities but I have this one I used to make that tastes kind of like a cherry icee with a little more tang. I'm guestimating...but its something like:

2 oz Smirnoff Black Cherry Vodka
1 oz sweet & sour
1 or 2 teaspoons of grenadine
fill up with sprite (using a tall glass of course)

[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 10:20 PM. Reason : shake is more accurate]

5/27/2009 10:15:22 PM

some funky ass shit ITT

[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 10:19 PM. Reason : and I'm not talking about food]

5/27/2009 10:18:22 PM

I don't feel like clicking all the "edit post" links but I have a feeling I know who done it.

5/27/2009 10:26:19 PM

what funky ass shit?

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 4:13 PM. Reason : does it have something to do with a Limpy Nutbutter Sandwich?]

5/28/2009 4:11:51 PM

fuck...

they better not found out i LOLed em all
so much is at stake.

Also, Limpy Nutbutter Sandwiches.

5/28/2009 4:47:19 PM

Marshmallow Treats:

1.Take some saltine crackers (PREMIUM brand), and spread peanut butter on them.
2.Place 1 large marshmallow on each (the peanut butter helps it stick and stay in place).
3.Place them in the microwave for ~20 seconds or until marshmallow begins to grow large
4.Take them out and place another saltine on top, smooshing down the marshmallow.
5.Eat and enjoy...

Don't know how I came up with it, but they are great!

5/28/2009 4:57:36 PM

I call it Mexican Pie:

2lbs lean ground beef
2 packets Mild Taco seasoning
1 small onion, chopped
1 can kernal corn (drained)
1 can black beans (drained and rinsed)
2 cans (14oz) diced tomatoes (drained)
1 box spanish rice
1 cup crushed tortilla chips (any flavor)

Preheat oven to 350 degrees.

Brown ground beef with chopped onion; drain. Mix in taco seasoning and cook according to package. Set aside ground beef. Prepare spanish rice according to package and set aside.

Combine the corn, black beans, and diced tomatoes (all drained) in large bowl with the ground beef and spanish rice. Mix well, and pour into a 13x9 glass baking dish. Bake at 350 for 20mins. Top the dish with crushed tortilla chips, and then bake an additional 5-10mins.

Optional toppings for your plate: sour cream, chopped fresh tomato, shredded lettuce, shredded cheese or cheese sauce.

5/28/2009 5:01:04 PM

^yes, please

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 5:02 PM. Reason : nut]

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 5:03 PM. Reason : haha, your html skillz are nuts!]

5/28/2009 5:02:18 PM

^^^ I used to just nuke marshmellows in the microwave until they blew up to about the size of a baseball and then stick them in the freezer to cool for a minute or two. Makes a toasty/crunchy candy kind of thing. Probably has a billion carcinogens.

^ well technically its not HTML.

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 5:07 PM. Reason : .]

5/28/2009 5:03:38 PM

something must be broke on my work PC (or blocked) cuz i ain't seein' shit

5/28/2009 5:08:45 PM

what is it?

5/28/2009 5:09:14 PM

that's what i wanna know. what's HTML?

5/28/2009 5:10:00 PM

html is like the language they write webpages in

maybe this is flash and your work has it blocked or something

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 5:11 PM. Reason : i'm just stabbin in the dark]

5/28/2009 5:10:57 PM

It simple javascript, but it's not browser independent. Those of you using internet explorer probably aren't seeing anything....

5/28/2009 5:14:41 PM

oh shit, that's why i wasn't seeing it at work

IE only at work and i can't install FF

5/28/2009 5:15:21 PM

^^ There's no reason it shouldn't work in IE8, assuming IE8 is standards compliant like they say it is. Not my fault IE7 and earlier just sort of made shit up as they went along.

5/28/2009 5:23:18 PM

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"assuming IE8 is standards compliant like they say it is"

hahahaa

5/28/2009 5:24:35 PM

nerd argument is beginning...

5/28/2009 5:25:09 PM

^^ If you can't add an event handler in IE8 then I will eat my own limpy nutbutter sandwich.

5/28/2009 5:26:08 PM

People are using IE8 at work already? Damn, some depts on campus ain't even got upgraded to IE7 yet.

5/28/2009 5:40:57 PM

didn't work at the office on an older version of IE but i've got a newer version of IE at home and now i can see it

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 5:45 PM. Reason : dur]

5/28/2009 5:43:37 PM

you should use Chrome or Firefox

5/28/2009 6:17:31 PM

1/2 Set

1/2 EM

add UP and stir

5/28/2009 6:40:11 PM