wtf dude... really?
5/27/2009 7:15:50 PM
5/27/2009 7:16:59 PM
gully
5/27/2009 7:17:05 PM
Once I had a prank call at the DV/SA place I volunteer for dealing with seagulls... The guy told me someone tied him up on the beach and put raw meat all over him then let the seagulls pick at his body.He then proceeded to tell me how they pecked out his genitals and he is currently scrotum-less.
5/27/2009 7:18:29 PM
that's just... wrong
5/27/2009 7:19:07 PM
5/27/2009 7:20:29 PM
i mean throwing skeet?
5/27/2009 7:22:06 PM
^3/2 Psh... You're tellin me. That's just the gist of it, should I go into how the people flipped him over and the seagulls pulled out his entrails thru his booty hole?Try listenin to a half hour's worth of that shit!
5/27/2009 7:30:25 PM
insert jodi foster clip here
5/27/2009 7:32:15 PM
snitches get stitches seagulls
5/27/2009 7:32:37 PM
We get some weird calls on the crisis lines..
5/27/2009 7:33:58 PM
sam he was sexually abused by gulls, how is that not a valid call?
5/27/2009 7:36:22 PM
Because it turned out to be a sex caller. Whole thing was a lie[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 7:37 PM. Reason : and I have to admit, I lol'd when I read that]
5/27/2009 7:37:38 PM
5/27/2009 7:38:34 PM
^ i've done that a few times. its always hard to get them to eat it, until i wrapped a piece of alka seltzer in some bread.
5/27/2009 8:19:37 PM