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mytwocents
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...but then I got my period...

5/27/2009 11:01:30 PM

ALkatraz
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5/27/2009 11:02:01 PM

wdprice3
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TOO MUCH FUCKING INFORMATION.

5/27/2009 11:02:11 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Guess you have to blow yourself then?

5/27/2009 11:02:12 PM

mkcarter
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i'd hit it

5/27/2009 11:02:34 PM

legatic
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Quote :
"PREMIUM PUSSY"


APPARENTLY NOT

5/27/2009 11:03:01 PM

roddy
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Oooooh Poor Thing, Thanks For Posting This Thread, We Really Needed To Know....I Know Gunzz Wanted To Know This!

5/27/2009 11:03:25 PM

mytwocents
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Me give TMI? Nevah!

Mr. J....I'm flexible but my tongue cannot reach such places....

^YW....is gunzz around? Perhaps I should go say hi to him on FB....brb

[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 11:04 PM. Reason : ]

5/27/2009 11:03:26 PM

ALkatraz
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Get your redwings!

5/27/2009 11:04:38 PM

bottombaby
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why does having your period prevent you from masturbating?

5/27/2009 11:04:41 PM

joe17669
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"Mr. J....I'm flexible but my tongue cannot reach such places...."


i make house calls

5/27/2009 11:04:44 PM

joe17669
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[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 11:04 PM. Reason : double post]

5/27/2009 11:04:44 PM

mytwocents
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bb...I'm just not fan of doing that while on it....sex I can do but there's something about masturbation that just doesn't flow.....pun not intended...

omg joe.......pmsent

5/27/2009 11:06:59 PM

saps852
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niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

5/27/2009 11:08:23 PM

Skack
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You can thank me later...Now go flick that bean girl!!!

5/27/2009 11:10:41 PM

H8R
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OMG MY2CENTS

5/27/2009 11:11:25 PM

BigEgo
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pics or it didn't happen

5/27/2009 11:14:10 PM

IRSeriousCat
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i don't think there is any particular jewish law against that like there is having sex with a woman on the rag. its just a little blood on the fingers/dildo.

5/27/2009 11:14:19 PM

NCSUALUM
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hey why don't you suck my cock and stop being an attention whore

[Edited on May 27, 2009 at 11:15 PM. Reason : cock]

5/27/2009 11:15:01 PM

joe17669
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"hey why don't being an attention whore"


hey why dont make complete sentences

5/27/2009 11:16:06 PM

mytwocents
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H8R

NCSUAlum....If I wanted to suck a dick the size of my pinky I'd probably just become a 5th grade teacher....

5/27/2009 11:20:00 PM

NCSUALUM
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joe #'s go eat some dirty sluts ass and get off my shit

5/27/2009 11:21:00 PM

confusi0n
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hi chance

5/27/2009 11:22:07 PM

joe17669
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haha another alias?

5/27/2009 11:22:49 PM

mytwocents
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jesus christ....baldy is back YET AGAIN?

5/27/2009 11:25:11 PM

NCSUALUM
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no Joe not an alias. Just a guy who knows his shit. Sorry you love eating ass and mytwocents is a washed up crack head with nice tits and a beat up face. One day the two of you will work it out.

5/27/2009 11:28:07 PM

mytwocents
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wow.....a guy who likes small tits......interesting....

5/27/2009 11:28:48 PM

BigEgo
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premium pussy and nice tits?

mytwocents

5/27/2009 11:29:01 PM

Tiberius
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baldy is back, but he's Fail Boat

5/27/2009 11:29:02 PM

mytwocents
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aha

5/27/2009 11:29:26 PM

lafta
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big plans to masterbate? what all did this big plan include?

5/27/2009 11:38:06 PM

Spontaneous
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So when you say "big plans", were you going to take your pussy out to dinner? Maybe come home and make sweet love down by the fire?

5/27/2009 11:45:20 PM

gunzz
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"premium pussy and nice tits?"

you should see them legs

shes about 3 feet tall but all legs.

5/28/2009 9:37:52 AM

stevedude
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why not do it in the shower

5/28/2009 9:42:00 AM

arcgreek
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Quote :
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hahahah

5/28/2009 9:50:37 AM

Spontaneous
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"Guess you have to blow yourself then?"


You forgot to say away.

5/28/2009 9:55:50 AM

ShawnaC123
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Put a tampon in and do it anyway. Period time is the best time to do it cause it feels better.

5/28/2009 10:17:26 AM

Spontaneous
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Like men, women experience more pleasure when there is blood flow.

5/28/2009 10:50:37 AM

NCSUStinger
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you think it will be over by the 7th?

5/28/2009 10:52:19 AM

miska
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detachable shower head ftw

5/28/2009 10:54:15 AM

ALkatraz
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detachable massage shower head ftw

5/28/2009 11:05:54 AM

GGMon
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Do you bleed from your clit?

5/28/2009 11:15:44 AM

IRSeriousCat
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i don't even think shes actually a woman because this wouldn't stop her at all.

5/28/2009 2:54:02 PM

LRlilDaddy
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"Do you bleed from your clit?"


thats what i was thinking. like............. uhhh you got your period and..????? your cat died?

5/28/2009 2:55:14 PM

cddweller
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It's still dangerously close to the source, people.

5/28/2009 3:19:49 PM

zxappeal
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Well, if there's a fresh tampon there, what's the risk?

Hell, I've gone down on it @that time of the month. Wash it, plug it, and hell, I'll eat it.

5/28/2009 3:23:10 PM

DivaBaby19
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just do the damn thing

5/28/2009 3:23:35 PM

LRlilDaddy
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....zxappeal

I too have made the ultimate sacrifice

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : jjjjjj]

5/28/2009 4:01:14 PM

hooksaw
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Worthless without pics.

5/28/2009 4:15:52 PM

Biofreak70
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set em up for a failed fap

5/28/2009 4:19:10 PM

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