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ncemt_03
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So yeah, I'm at my desk today with a pair of (relatively) tight dress pants on and sitting with one leg over the other... I stand up to go grab lunch and MY PENIS IS ASLEEP!

WTF?

5/28/2009 6:07:59 PM

thumper
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Your foot falls asleep when the blood supply is cut off for too long. I would imagine that can happen to any other extremity on your body.

5/28/2009 6:10:50 PM

Willy Nilly
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I hate when my dick falls asleep during the day.... cause' then you just know it's gonna be up all night...

5/28/2009 6:11:48 PM

ncemt_03
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^^ Logical response, however, I can recall my foot falling asleep multiple times over the past 25 years. This is the first time it has ever happened to my penis... Is that not a little strange?

^ touche-

5/28/2009 6:15:37 PM

thumper
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Quote :
"I hate when my dick falls asleep during the day.... cause' then you just know it's gonna be up all night..."


5/28/2009 6:16:05 PM

CalledToArms
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haha. this has never happened to me.

5/28/2009 6:21:51 PM

BEU
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stop being emo

5/28/2009 6:22:16 PM

ShawnaC123
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limbs falling asleep doesnt have anything to do with blood flow


it's because you pinch the nerves and then when they're not compressed anymore they activate and make tingly feelings

5/28/2009 6:26:03 PM

Chief
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sounds like my last girlfriend

5/28/2009 6:27:11 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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"limbs falling asleep doesnt have anything to do with blood flow"


bullshit. hold your hand over your head for an hour

5/28/2009 6:28:11 PM

thumper
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^^^aha i thought it was blood flow

[Edited on May 28, 2009 at 6:28 PM. Reason : .]

5/28/2009 6:28:15 PM

ncsuapex
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quit jerking off with lidocaine

5/28/2009 7:25:33 PM

terpball
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Only when I'm really really drunk

5/28/2009 7:27:23 PM

BoBo
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I think my dick has sleep apnea ...

5/28/2009 7:28:33 PM

joe17669
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for about 5-6 months after i had my eye surgery. doctor had to prescribe me medicine

5/28/2009 7:28:52 PM

DiscGolfer
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my dick does doze daily to a degree, during dreaming. during doing it dirty my dick dances diligently.

5/28/2009 7:32:00 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Is it gay if you do a reverse stranger when your dick is asleep?

5/28/2009 8:08:59 PM

LivinProof78
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i think that's more like rape

5/28/2009 8:38:35 PM

thegoodlife3
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you're doing it wrong

5/28/2009 8:43:13 PM

Chop
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Willy Nilly won this thread

5/28/2009 9:36:21 PM

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