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Mr. Joshua
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I've decided that I want to have around a dozen kids, but I only want 3 or 4 to make it to adulthood.

I might have to raise them in international waters.

6/1/2009 12:20:14 AM

Ragged
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hell yeah ebay the shit out of some kids

6/1/2009 12:21:00 AM

j_sun
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push a few off a cliff, just like the spartans used to do it.

6/1/2009 12:21:47 AM

abbradsh
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sell them on craigslist, they allow that type of thing

6/1/2009 12:22:43 AM

cddweller
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6/1/2009 12:24:15 AM

JBaz
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I wanna play NS 2.0, but damn its taking forever to come out.

6/1/2009 12:32:16 AM

chocolatervh
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congratulations children. you have all made it to the age of 4. you may be thinking by now "why does daddy have dodeclets does he love us all equally?" the answer is yes. daddy does love you all the same. unfortunately daddy only technically has enough love, and funding for 4 of you. so here is the deal. you are all at the age where you can tell me when you are hungry and tell me when you have to crap. therefore you should also be at the age to figure out what to do when there is only 4 pieces of chicken on the table. i will also put 7 knives, a pellet gun with only 3 pellets, and a small copper pipe on the table as well.

I will see you kids next week. i am going to find a place to dispose of the losers.

GOOD LUCK BABIES! i'll bring ice cream back... only 4 cones ofcourse.

6/1/2009 12:34:45 AM

Mr. Joshua
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I think it's going to be more like Survivor.

That or Thunderdome.

6/1/2009 12:35:30 AM

chocolatervh
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this would be a good time to mention that i don't know the word to use when you have 12 children born at the same time.

6/1/2009 12:37:41 AM

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unfortunate?

6/1/2009 12:38:15 AM

H8R
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Hahahaah

i feel horrible for laughing at that

6/1/2009 12:40:00 AM

Tarun
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6/1/2009 12:40:13 AM

Mr. Joshua
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I'll save a lot of money on child proofing.

6/1/2009 12:49:43 AM

Mr. Joshua
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I can't decide if I should divide them into teams or just let them form alliances on their own.

6/1/2009 3:24:38 PM

Stimwalt
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You should provide divide them into teams that will eventually spark a lord of the flies situation and the ones that are left standing should be given ice cream. Then once it comes down to four slots, have them battle it out with their weapons of choice. After that, you should probably sign them up for soccer camp and talk to them about sex, but not before they've eaten all of their vegetables.

[Edited on June 1, 2009 at 3:29 PM. Reason : -]

6/1/2009 3:28:36 PM

JeffreyBSG
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Save one of the girls for me...I'll take her in at 12 and give her a good home

6/1/2009 3:33:51 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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that's just sick dude

6/1/2009 3:34:28 PM

JeffreyBSG
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I would wait until she had her first period and a bush...and I would be gentle, and buy her a treat afterward

6/1/2009 3:35:45 PM

Mr. Joshua
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Statutory rape has no place in a filicide thread.

6/1/2009 3:38:30 PM

Mappy
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Quote :
"this would be a good time to mention that i don't know the word to use when you have 12 children born at the same time."


That would be duodecuplets.

6/1/2009 3:39:36 PM

JeffreyBSG
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^^
duly noted...my bad

6/1/2009 3:40:43 PM

JeffreyBSG
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I killed this thread by incorporating ephebophilia into a thread that was meant to be about good-old-fashioned child-murder
so it seems only fair to bttt

6/2/2009 11:27:37 AM

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http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2009/05/a-robot-hitler.html

6/2/2009 11:28:29 AM

simonn
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this made me laugh.

6/2/2009 11:28:54 AM

Mr. Joshua
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2 kid enter 1 kid leave

6/3/2009 3:14:51 PM

quagmire02
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^^^ that's awesome

6/3/2009 3:21:56 PM

miska
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the end is nigh!

6/3/2009 3:27:25 PM

ScubaSteve
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^^^^ wow that is cool, i sorta want to see a video of clips to show what they were talking about.

6/3/2009 3:31:29 PM

eahanhan
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this made me laugh.

6/3/2009 4:05:23 PM

Mr. Joshua
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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,526730,00.html

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"Jerry Damman worked at Mitchell Air Force Base on Long Island when his son disappeared. His then-wife, Marilyn, left her son and 7-month-old daughter, Pamela, waiting outside a bakery while she went inside to shop on Oct. 31, 1955, according to Smith and news accounts from 1955.

"Back in that time, it was probably not that uncommon to do something like that," Smith said.

After 10 minutes, Damman's mother, Marilyn, left the bakery but couldn't find the stroller or her children, authorities said. The stroller, with only her daughter inside, was found around the corner from the market a short time later, authorities said."

6/16/2009 11:43:17 PM

DiscGolfer
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SWEET SWEET FANTASY BABAY

6/16/2009 11:44:14 PM

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6/17/2009 12:11:11 AM

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