Let's see how annoying will ferrell can be. Oh wait, i already know.
6/2/2009 9:17:41 PM
10 pm on discovery
6/2/2009 9:18:26 PM
as if the show didn't need any more legitimacy......
6/2/2009 9:20:31 PM
like a woman knows anything about comedy
6/2/2009 9:22:22 PM
Cant wait to see what hotel they stay at.
6/2/2009 9:23:01 PM
hes better than survivor man.
6/2/2009 9:33:06 PM
bullshitbear has a crew and does stupid shit and half the time he isn't even that far from civilizationthe survivorman guy is totally alone in the middle of nowhere. he's much more hardcore. he can't afford to do the dumb shit bear does because he's totally alone and fucked if he gets injured.
6/2/2009 9:34:34 PM
Les Stroud >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bear Grylls
6/2/2009 9:36:05 PM
meh but bear will show you "hey if this happens, here how you get your ass out of it."the other pussy just says" yeah youll wanna stay away from that"[Edited on June 2, 2009 at 9:37 PM. Reason : and bear is funny to watch, he doesnt have a monotone]
6/2/2009 9:36:36 PM
because he can't afford to put himself in a dangerous spot. he's way more hardcore.somebody find the video of him jumping that desert crack right by the highway
6/2/2009 9:37:30 PM
and then Bear goes back to the hotel to sleep for the night
6/2/2009 9:37:36 PM
6/2/2009 9:39:12 PM
^ haha
6/2/2009 10:42:32 PM
they really just did not do shit in this episode. Spent like 24 hours in the "wilderness"
6/2/2009 10:58:20 PM
8 hours... but still
6/2/2009 11:03:09 PM
God I hate this fake ass show and fuck his fake ass accent too by the way.Why anyone thinks this is a decent show is fucking beyond me.
6/3/2009 9:10:03 AM
anybody that drinks their own piss is hardcore in my book...i don't give a shit if he gets to sleep in a hotel room every night
6/3/2009 9:15:52 AM
^now see... if i drank my pee, you would just call me a dumbass- not hardcoreDOUBLE STANDARD!!!
6/3/2009 9:19:12 AM
that's true
6/3/2009 9:20:01 AM
Just because he eats grubs and nasty shit and drinks his own pee doesn't make it a show about surviving. That's sensationalist shit that a crackhead on Tryon St. does too...Fuck Bear Grills.
6/3/2009 10:21:12 AM
Oh, and 100 bucks that his name is fake, along with everything else about him.What next, "Carlos" Mencia or "Larry" the cable guy on Man V Wild? Why not, they're just as fake as he is.
6/3/2009 10:22:08 AM
^Actually, Larry the Cable Guy's name is "Larry". Well, it's technically "Lawrence", but still.And yes, "Bear" is his nickname, not his given name.
6/3/2009 10:34:56 AM
yeah, this blew hard. i chuckled like once i think.
6/3/2009 10:37:16 AM
^^Actually, his name is Dan Lawrence Whitney, and he was a stage comic that went by Dan Whitney before the whole redneck thing.Oh, and he went to school in Florida, is from Nebraska, and has never actually been a redneck.http://www.dead-frog.com/blog/entry/before_larry_the_cable_guy_there_was_dan_whitney/
6/3/2009 10:42:18 AM
^His name is still fucking "Lawrence". I don't care what his stage name was before, he is using his fucking given name."Carlos" Mencia, on the other hand, is named "Ned Arnel Mencia", which is much more legitimate as an example for what you were getting at.
6/3/2009 10:46:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpCkhqJs2tc&feature=related
6/3/2009 10:58:15 AM
The REAL point is that they are all fake as shit.
6/3/2009 11:00:23 AM
and i'm not sure if you've ever been to nebraska, but after several omaha christmas', i can safely say nebraska is full of rednecks.
6/3/2009 11:01:32 AM
Its an entertaining show, not sure why so many of you get your panties in a bunch over it.
6/3/2009 12:43:45 PM
fuck Bear Frylls
6/3/2009 12:45:57 PM
[Edited on June 3, 2009 at 1:23 PM. Reason : 67]
6/3/2009 1:22:04 PM
If you can get a car near where Bear Grylls has walked at any point in his journey, it means the entire thing is staged. That is undeniable logic right there.
6/3/2009 1:22:48 PM
^ troof
6/3/2009 2:17:58 PM
I still think the guy is cool even if he does occasionally stay in hotel rooms and does these things 20 minutes from civilization.
6/3/2009 2:22:58 PM
it's not so much an argument about who is cooler, but about who is more hardcore
6/3/2009 5:28:47 PM
He leads you to believe things that aren't true, or just straight up lies. In my book, that's good enough reason to hate someone.
6/3/2009 5:33:44 PM
"Is this thing going to Acapulco?"
6/3/2009 8:52:33 PM
6/3/2009 11:36:10 PM
mmmmm deer eyes
6/3/2009 11:38:09 PM