WHAT WOULD U DOI WOULD CHANGE MY USERNAMETO WHAT? I DO NOT KNOW, SONS.BUT THAT WOULD BE MY FIRST AND FOREMOST GOAL IN LIFE
6/5/2009 3:39:06 PM
i'd think you'd go back and not get receivedeath suspended?
6/5/2009 3:39:38 PM
Lincoln + mens bathhouse = profit
6/5/2009 3:40:21 PM
sfragawer ]
6/5/2009 3:41:21 PM
6/5/2009 3:41:48 PM
what is this all about?
6/5/2009 3:41:50 PM
IM ALREADY BACK IN TIME BITCHES
6/5/2009 3:41:55 PM
I dunnojust wanted to see what everyone would do if they could go back in timeI can't really think of anythingmaybe I'd go hear Chopin play or something
6/5/2009 3:42:21 PM
not trying to be tuffbut why change the one when you could get the other back?
6/5/2009 3:42:27 PM
I dunno I mean it seems like RD should be unsuspended by now since I didn't rly do anythingbut whatever
6/5/2009 3:42:56 PM
I'm posting from the future.
6/5/2009 3:48:04 PM
I'd take back those words that hurt you and you'd stay
6/5/2009 3:50:07 PM
6/5/2009 3:51:08 PM
I'd stand up for myself.
6/5/2009 3:51:21 PM
if I could turn back tiiime
6/5/2009 3:53:47 PM
I would have sought mental help sooner.
6/5/2009 3:56:25 PM
I'd get Mick Jagger to help me kidnap Emilio Estevez for Anthony Hopkins to seduce Rene Russo.
6/5/2009 4:00:34 PM
I would take a minigun back to medieval times and just stand up on a hill and fucking decimate entire armies.
6/5/2009 4:01:56 PM
Go to a different college and get a different major.
6/5/2009 4:03:09 PM
Jesus. Stop living in regret people, think of something awesome to do with a goddamn time machine!
6/5/2009 4:06:24 PM
i would remedy the MULTIPLE times I mis-translated offers for sex with nice girls as "j/k"
6/5/2009 4:07:27 PM
(i'd go back in time and make fun of MJF's parkinsons)
6/5/2009 4:08:09 PM
but he had the hottest shoes and truck ever to existand a hoverboard
6/5/2009 4:09:10 PM
a motherfucking hoverboard, man.
6/5/2009 4:11:39 PM
i just wanted you to think one thing from the picture, then another thing from the text below
6/5/2009 4:13:03 PM
I would stop 9/11
6/5/2009 4:13:48 PM
^thats a good idea...maybe get some snipers on top of the trade towers to shoot the pilots so the planes would instead crash into smaller, lower buildings
6/5/2009 4:16:28 PM
or completely ignore the fact that islam was behind it so they would not later gain popularity from the sympathy vote
6/5/2009 4:18:14 PM
It would be like that Holiday Inn Express commercial where the guy faints US :"Does anyone know who was responsible for these attacks !"Islam community: Us ! It was us ! We did it ! We are responsible !" US: (long pause) DOES ANYONE KNOW WHO WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE ATTACKS ?
6/5/2009 4:21:40 PM
I'd go back to when my parents were having the sex that made me. I'd smack my dad on the ass and say, "I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!"/The only Dane Cook reference I will ever make.
6/5/2009 5:29:26 PM
I wouldn't have fallen out of my chair this morning
6/5/2009 5:31:24 PM
^or would you have?
6/5/2009 6:24:46 PM
no i'm pretty sure I would have chose to stay in my chair. thanks for the afterthought tho.
6/5/2009 6:26:37 PM
CHER - IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME
6/5/2009 6:31:34 PM
I WISH I COULD GO BACKYES, BACK IN TIMEESTHER USED TO BE THE KIND OF GIRL THAT YOU WOULD NEVER LEAVE
6/5/2009 6:33:22 PM
iiiiiiif I could find a wayyyyyy
6/5/2009 6:49:32 PM