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lucyinthesky
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Aloe pants take away the burning. Great for sunburn and other burning down there.

Got any other genius inventions?

6/11/2009 1:09:38 PM

SaabTurbo
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Not that I plan on sharing with tww son.

6/11/2009 1:10:47 PM

quagmire02
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a plant is not an invention

6/11/2009 1:11:10 PM

cddweller
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I can't believe I didn't come up with this.

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:11 PM. Reason : ^She's saying smear the aloe on the inside of pants]

6/11/2009 1:11:18 PM

SaabTurbo
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^^ The pants impregnated with it are though son...

6/11/2009 1:11:43 PM

bassjunkie
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I always wanted to make a floating coozie

6/11/2009 1:11:43 PM

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[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : nicer mat :p]

6/11/2009 1:11:55 PM

Tiberius
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A society without clothes

6/11/2009 1:12:19 PM

bassjunkie
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A multi-faceted condom that would protect the ol' nugget pouch as well as the johnson

6/11/2009 1:14:07 PM

SaabTurbo
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Nugget pouch? Isn't that a weed bag son?!

6/11/2009 1:15:02 PM

thumper
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Quote :
"I always wanted to make a floating coozie"


6/11/2009 1:15:14 PM

SaabTurbo
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OH SNAP.

YOU LOSE SON.

YOU LOSE.

6/11/2009 1:16:11 PM

bassjunkie
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nugget pouch, bean bag, nutsack.....but yes nugget pouch is interchangeable for a ganja sack


^^fuck i thought I was onto something special

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ...lose]

6/11/2009 1:16:22 PM

hershculez
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someone make me a combination radar detector/gps system. By appearance I want it to only look like a gps system though. shit doesn't exist and I have been bitching about it forever. None of that speed camera warning crap. Though it should have that as well. A friend of mine works at IBM and needs patent ideas. He is going to try to patent it and then give me the $1000 for the idea.



[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Reason : df]

6/11/2009 2:07:17 PM

eahanhan
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"A multi-faceted condom that would protect the ol' nugget pouch as well as the johnson"

Introducing... GLAD ForceFlex® Condoms

6/11/2009 2:13:28 PM

Slave Famous
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A shotgun/vacuum cleaner so you can murder someone and clean up all the evidence in one fell swoop !

6/11/2009 2:14:58 PM

punchmonk
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"A society without clothes"


be careful what you wish for there, buddy.

6/11/2009 2:16:15 PM

wolfpak4life
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aloe pants or knee braces would have been amazing about a year ago when i got really bad sunburn, the doc put me on prescription pain meds but i was constantly trying to find ways to soothe the pain and heat....i even let someone rub me down the orange pulp. That just got sticky.

6/11/2009 2:19:03 PM

mytwocents
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parsley is really good for your breath......

TMYK

6/11/2009 2:26:19 PM

Skack
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Pants + Pencils =






























PANTCILS!
I don't know what it is yet, but with a name like pantcils it is sure to sell.

6/11/2009 2:37:49 PM

khcadwal
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i really like the idea of aloe pants. except my legs don't really get sunburned as much as the rest of my body

so if i could have an aloe jumpsuit that would be great. or a whole line of aloe clothes. i'd probably use them even w/o sunburn because it feels niiiiiice

6/11/2009 2:39:23 PM

Skack
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Bunk couch.

6/11/2009 2:39:59 PM

SaabTurbo
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NOW IF SOMEONE COULD JUST DESIGN A PUNK POUCH SON.

I'MMA STORE 'EM IN IT SON.

6/11/2009 2:40:30 PM

Slave Famous
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that would be dumb

pee would trickle down from the top

6/11/2009 2:40:47 PM

Skack
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I call top bunk.

6/11/2009 2:42:16 PM

FroshKiller
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THE GUY MADE A MILLION DOLLARS

6/11/2009 2:46:06 PM

SaabTurbo
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AND THEN HE SHAT DOWN HIS OWN NECK SON.

6/11/2009 2:47:30 PM

kiljadn
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OBLIGATORY I'D LIKE TO GET IN YOUR ALOE PANTS

6/11/2009 3:11:46 PM

lucyinthesky
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Spill-proof, roadie wineglasses that will fit in a car cupholder while allowing my red wine to breathe--but not spill--while I'm driving.

^

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ]

6/11/2009 3:12:39 PM

quagmire02
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"GLAD ForceFlex® Condoms"

i lolled

6/11/2009 3:37:29 PM

kiljadn
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epic egame itt

6/11/2009 3:37:42 PM

quagmire02
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i might get imageshackpwned...

6/11/2009 3:42:03 PM

jethromoore
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"someone make me a combination radar detector/gps system. By appearance I want it to only look like a gps system though. shit doesn't exist and I have been bitching about it forever. None of that speed camera warning crap. Though it should have that as well. A friend of mine works at IBM and needs patent ideas. He is going to try to patent it and then give me the $1000 for the idea. "


Quote :
"USPTO Application #: 20090072118
Title: Gps with radar detector

Abstract: A GPS system includes a frame having a window, a GPS navigator supported by the frame, wherein a display of the GPS navigator is facing opposite to the window of the frame, a radar detector received in the frame to align with the window thereof, and an attaching element attaching the GPS system to an interior side surface of a vehicle such that the display of the GPS navigator is rearwardly facing towards the driver while the radar detector is forwardly sending out detecting signal through the window of the frame. The GPS system integrates the two important driving assistant equipments together, occupies minimal mounting space, and utilize only one car power outlet. (end of abstract)

This is a non-provisional application of a provisional application having an application No. 60/994,427 and a filing date of Sep. 18, 2007."

6/11/2009 3:52:50 PM

hershculez
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sweeeeet. now someone make the damn thing.

Except maybe I am reading it wrong, but is that just a mount that plugs in two seperate devices and shares a power source?

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : df]

6/11/2009 3:55:12 PM

lucyinthesky
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They make aloe-infused socks: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001901IEM?ie=UTF8&tag=thefashihouse-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B001901IEM

So, why not pants?

6/11/2009 4:13:03 PM

gunzz
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i had to cut a branch off my aloe plant the other day b/c i burnt my hand

6/11/2009 4:16:14 PM

lucyinthesky
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^ You need aloe gloves! http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-33527111_ITM

6/11/2009 4:21:08 PM

lucyinthesky
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New great idea!

The Hardee's Skeet-Thru, with Lil John as the spokesperson.

6/11/2009 11:23:45 PM

Fermat
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see thats funny because if semen were to exit the cockhole fast enough it would make a "skeet" sound

most men though experience no sound and at most a "blorp" sound. Sorta goes along with the whole magnum condom craze and the quadruple rise in STDs in college douchbags

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:28 PM. Reason : blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp ]

6/11/2009 11:27:39 PM

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