Aloe pants take away the burning. Great for sunburn and other burning down there.Got any other genius inventions?
6/11/2009 1:09:38 PM
Not that I plan on sharing with tww son.
6/11/2009 1:10:47 PM
a plant is not an invention
6/11/2009 1:11:10 PM
I can't believe I didn't come up with this.[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:11 PM. Reason : ^She's saying smear the aloe on the inside of pants]
6/11/2009 1:11:18 PM
^^ The pants impregnated with it are though son... ]
6/11/2009 1:11:43 PM
I always wanted to make a floating coozie
[/thread][Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:12 PM. Reason : nicer mat :p]
6/11/2009 1:11:55 PM
A society without clothes
6/11/2009 1:12:19 PM
A multi-faceted condom that would protect the ol' nugget pouch as well as the johnson
6/11/2009 1:14:07 PM
Nugget pouch? Isn't that a weed bag son?!
6/11/2009 1:15:02 PM
6/11/2009 1:15:14 PM
OH SNAP.YOU LOSE SON.YOU LOSE.
6/11/2009 1:16:11 PM
nugget pouch, bean bag, nutsack.....but yes nugget pouch is interchangeable for a ganja sack^^fuck i thought I was onto something special[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 1:17 PM. Reason : ...lose]
6/11/2009 1:16:22 PM
someone make me a combination radar detector/gps system. By appearance I want it to only look like a gps system though. shit doesn't exist and I have been bitching about it forever. None of that speed camera warning crap. Though it should have that as well. A friend of mine works at IBM and needs patent ideas. He is going to try to patent it and then give me the $1000 for the idea. [Edited on June 11, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Reason : df]
6/11/2009 2:07:17 PM
6/11/2009 2:13:28 PM
A shotgun/vacuum cleaner so you can murder someone and clean up all the evidence in one fell swoop !
6/11/2009 2:14:58 PM
6/11/2009 2:16:15 PM
aloe pants or knee braces would have been amazing about a year ago when i got really bad sunburn, the doc put me on prescription pain meds but i was constantly trying to find ways to soothe the pain and heat....i even let someone rub me down the orange pulp. That just got sticky.
6/11/2009 2:19:03 PM
parsley is really good for your breath......TMYK
6/11/2009 2:26:19 PM
Pants + Pencils = PANTCILS!I don't know what it is yet, but with a name like pantcils it is sure to sell.
6/11/2009 2:37:49 PM
i really like the idea of aloe pants. except my legs don't really get sunburned as much as the rest of my bodyso if i could have an aloe jumpsuit that would be great. or a whole line of aloe clothes. i'd probably use them even w/o sunburn because it feels niiiiiice
6/11/2009 2:39:23 PM
Bunk couch.
6/11/2009 2:39:59 PM
NOW IF SOMEONE COULD JUST DESIGN A PUNK POUCH SON.I'MMA STORE 'EM IN IT SON.]
6/11/2009 2:40:30 PM
that would be dumbpee would trickle down from the top
6/11/2009 2:40:47 PM
I call top bunk.
6/11/2009 2:42:16 PM
THE GUY MADE A MILLION DOLLARS
6/11/2009 2:46:06 PM
AND THEN HE SHAT DOWN HIS OWN NECK SON.
6/11/2009 2:47:30 PM
OBLIGATORY I'D LIKE TO GET IN YOUR ALOE PANTS
6/11/2009 3:11:46 PM
Spill-proof, roadie wineglasses that will fit in a car cupholder while allowing my red wine to breathe--but not spill--while I'm driving.^ [Edited on June 11, 2009 at 3:13 PM. Reason : ]
6/11/2009 3:12:39 PM
6/11/2009 3:37:29 PM
epic egame itt
6/11/2009 3:37:42 PM
i might get imageshackpwned...
6/11/2009 3:42:03 PM
6/11/2009 3:52:50 PM
sweeeeet. now someone make the damn thing.Except maybe I am reading it wrong, but is that just a mount that plugs in two seperate devices and shares a power source? [Edited on June 11, 2009 at 3:59 PM. Reason : df]
6/11/2009 3:55:12 PM
They make aloe-infused socks: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B001901IEM?ie=UTF8&tag=thefashihouse-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=9325&creativeASIN=B001901IEMSo, why not pants?
6/11/2009 4:13:03 PM
i had to cut a branch off my aloe plant the other day b/c i burnt my hand
6/11/2009 4:16:14 PM
^ You need aloe gloves! http://www.accessmylibrary.com/coms2/summary_0286-33527111_ITM
6/11/2009 4:21:08 PM
New great idea!The Hardee's Skeet-Thru, with Lil John as the spokesperson.
6/11/2009 11:23:45 PM
see thats funny because if semen were to exit the cockhole fast enough it would make a "skeet" soundmost men though experience no sound and at most a "blorp" sound. Sorta goes along with the whole magnum condom craze and the quadruple rise in STDs in college douchbags[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 11:28 PM. Reason : blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp ]
6/11/2009 11:27:39 PM