i am having a problem defining weather i am or not pregnant. my last period was due on the 3rd of jan and i was 8 days late and now im again late for my next period by 2 days. iv had spotting on a few occasions since my last period iv been peeing much more oftern than i normaly do. and i keep feeling sick but never actually do be sick and iv put on a little weight, but i still dnt know what that means? can anyone tell me please?!!

6/11/2009 8:59:10 PM

6/11/2009 9:00:17 PM

Then who was babby?

6/11/2009 9:00:33 PM

were you the one who made the "i was raped but he was hot as fuck" topic?

6/11/2009 9:00:59 PM

How was phonne formed

6/11/2009 9:01:28 PM

http://www.weather.com

6/11/2009 9:05:10 PM

I'll push you down the stairs

twice, just to make sure

6/11/2009 9:08:20 PM

Quote :

"and i keep feeling sick but never actually do be sick and iv put on a little weight, but i still dnt know what that means? "

Quote :

"DO BE SICK"

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 9:14 PM. Reason : -]

6/11/2009 9:13:38 PM

^^ hahahahah


and

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"I PEE A LOT"

6/11/2009 9:16:17 PM

tww sucks, dbl pst

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : ]

6/11/2009 9:16:17 PM

pee on a stick. it will tell you what you want to know.

6/11/2009 9:41:23 PM

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"3rd of jan"

Yeah, you're pregnant.

I'm irregular as hell myself, though.

6/11/2009 9:42:03 PM

this will answer all your questions:

http://www.gynpages.com/ACOL/northcarolina.html

6/11/2009 9:43:01 PM

I can say with 100% certainty that you are pregnant

you came to the right place.

6/11/2009 9:52:45 PM

how is babby formed?

6/11/2009 9:57:06 PM

oh lol

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : i think i get it]

6/11/2009 9:59:29 PM

I hope this thread isn't serious. If so: Go to the doctor, numbnuts.

6/11/2009 10:10:53 PM

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"I'll push you down the stairs twice, just to make sure"

hahahaha

6/11/2009 10:29:53 PM

be careful what you do until you find out for sure. you don't want to mark the baby.

6/11/2009 10:30:32 PM

it's serious in the sense that if you can't speak the native language properly, then you shouldn't procreate. Speaking and writing skills are learned in elementary school. If you didn't get past 5th grade, don't have sex plz

6/11/2009 10:31:02 PM

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"If you didn't get past 5th grade, don't have sex plz"

unfortunately, it is these people who are most likely to procreate.

6/11/2009 10:33:48 PM

let's just mutilate the genitalia of anyone who doesn't have a high school diploma by age 20

6/11/2009 10:35:52 PM

Some Most people shouldn't procreate...

6/11/2009 10:36:29 PM

ahahhahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

begonias

6/11/2009 10:39:53 PM

so, wait. . if a legal immigrant has trouble with English, he or she shouldn't procreate?








wow.

6/11/2009 10:41:26 PM

basically

6/11/2009 10:43:18 PM

SweetTreats said:

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"If you didn't get past 5th grade, don't have sex plz"

Prior and up to 5th grade, however...?

6/11/2009 10:45:08 PM

paging Dr. begonias

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 10:47 PM. Reason : PS- LEARN TO SPELL]

6/11/2009 10:45:09 PM

Notice how I said native language. If someone comes here from a different country, there is a chance that English isn't their native language.

[Edited on June 11, 2009 at 10:49 PM. Reason : oops]

6/11/2009 10:45:12 PM

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"English isn't there native language."

Cool, how bout you go ahead and drop uterus down on a railing from at least two stories up?

6/11/2009 10:49:03 PM

you weren't very clear, then. you said if they couldn't speak "the native language", they shouldn't procreate. that implies that if someone can't speak the native language where they are, they shouldn't procreate.

6/11/2009 10:51:15 PM

6/11/2009 10:52:41 PM

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"I am having a problem defining whether I am pregnant. My last period was due on the 3rd of January; but, it was 8 days late. Now, I'm 2 days late. If you're still reading this than you got farther than I did. I've spotted on a few occasions since my last period and also have been peeing much more than normal. I often feel sick but have yet to vomit. I've been eating out of stress and need attention from apathetic, yet lonely, men. Listen to me!"

6/11/2009 11:13:10 PM

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"were you the one who made the "i was raped but he was hot as fuck" topic?"

Yep she's the one.

6/11/2009 11:49:29 PM

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"English isn't there native language."

lol

6/12/2009 5:33:38 PM

^ made me lol as well

6/12/2009 5:36:57 PM

ABORT

ABORT

MISSION FAILED

6/12/2009 5:37:03 PM

Quote :

"English isn't there native language."

[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 5:37 PM. Reason : g]

6/12/2009 5:37:09 PM

i dont understand why you came here instead of taking a test

6/12/2009 5:49:16 PM

Happy NOT a Father's Day

6/12/2009 6:16:38 PM

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"i am having a problem"

using weather in the proper context?

6/12/2009 6:22:09 PM

you know I swore there was technology that could tell you this.

OR A FUCKING DOCTOR. are you that dense? please tell me this is some stupid joke thread.

6/12/2009 6:46:42 PM

6/12/2009 6:53:29 PM

so I haven't read too much of the details of the thread. Have we found out why she hasn't just taken a pregnancy test?

6/12/2009 6:56:04 PM

it is the consensus of the users of TWW that she is too stupid to simply take a pregnancy test, and therefore is most likely with child.

6/12/2009 6:59:48 PM

In huck finn they talked about killing gophers with a loop of string and some peanut butter. They'd put the noose over the hole and lure it out with PB then pull the chord. Just do the same thing but with baby food.

6/12/2009 7:03:39 PM

Clearly she actually wrote that.

6/12/2009 7:13:57 PM

Quote :

"In huck finn they talked about killing gophers with a loop of string and some peanut butter. They'd put the noose over the hole and lure it out with PB then pull the chord. Just do the same thing but with baby food."

Just don't leave the noose in the bathroom or else you'll be labeled as a racist for the rest of your life.

6/12/2009 7:15:34 PM

do you guys know anything about copypasta?

http://www.google.com/search?q=i+am+having+a+problem+defining+weather+i+am+or+not+pregnant.+my+last+period+was+due+on+the+3rd+of+jan+and+i+was+8+days+late+and+now+im+again+late+for+my+next+period+by+2+days.+iv+had+spotting+on+a+few+occasions+since+my+last+period+iv+been+peeing+much+more+oftern+than+i+normaly+do.+and+i+keep+feeling+sick+but+never+actually+do+be+sick+and+iv+put+on+a+little+weight%2C+but+i+still+dnt+know+what+that+means%3F+can+anyone+tell+me+please%3F!!&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

6/12/2009 7:25:00 PM

set em up

8/23/2009 11:50:49 PM