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shmorri2
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It isn't you sexist. Don't give me that "you can put a silencer on a gun" bs

6/12/2009 12:17:41 PM

BubbleBobble
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you can put a silencer on a gun

6/12/2009 12:18:11 PM

ScubaSteve
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good to know womens rights has got to the point where women are equal to guns.


[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:19 PM. Reason : .]

6/12/2009 12:18:29 PM

quagmire02
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when i shoot the gun, it doesn't scream and make a mess on my floor?

6/12/2009 12:19:12 PM

sd2nc
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A gun doesn't care that I can no longer maintain an erection.

6/12/2009 12:20:29 PM

Ronny
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It's not a woman.

6/12/2009 12:20:46 PM

SaabTurbo
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Why not have both son?

BOTH SON.

6/12/2009 12:22:20 PM

quagmire02
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the burning sensation on my penis is from a hot barrel, not the clap

6/12/2009 12:30:48 PM

SaabTurbo
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What were you using son?

I figure a guy your size oughta need a .17HMR barrel son.

6/12/2009 12:32:33 PM

shmorri2
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^^I actually lol'd
GG sir. You got me.



[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:33 PM. Reason : ^ damn you SON, for messing up my carrots. Damn you Son. Damn you. ]

6/12/2009 12:32:38 PM

sd2nc
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A gun doesn't cry and say "I'm sorry! I'm so sorry! Don't do this to me again sd2nc, I love you! I LOVE you! I'm sorry!" when you put it in the trunk of your car.

6/12/2009 12:41:39 PM

SaabTurbo
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Why would you carry dat piece in da trunk son?

IN DA TRUNK... IN DA TRUNK....

UH... BUT ALSO BECAUSE OF THE...

ANTI-THEFT DEVICE

ANTI-THEFT

ANTI-THEFT DEVICE

6/12/2009 12:42:53 PM

sd2nc
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NYC son, NYC. Can't end up like Plax son, that ain't right son.

6/12/2009 12:44:41 PM

DeltaBeta
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Son, don't end up like Plax, son. That definitely ain't right, son. On the real, son.

6/12/2009 12:49:15 PM

Spontaneous
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Powerthirst comes in flavors of both gun and women.

6/12/2009 12:49:53 PM

EUSWALO
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happiness is a warm gun



[Edited on June 12, 2009 at 12:52 PM. Reason : ]

6/12/2009 12:51:14 PM

SaabTurbo
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When am I gonna have both the gun and the woman son?

6/12/2009 12:53:55 PM

DeltaBeta
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Once you buy a woman, son.

6/12/2009 8:03:49 PM

not dnl
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one thing i hate about women...is like when they are one of those sarcastically kinda broads thats like "omg i totally cant believe you said that!!!" but they are the ones that fucking ask like 10 times "what are you thinking about"...and then you say like "i can't really say" and they say "why not" and its like well if i do you will bitch, and if i dont, you fucking bug me with that "what are you thinking" shit

6/12/2009 8:06:45 PM

bmel
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a gun is more likely to protect you

6/12/2009 8:08:25 PM

Paul1984
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When you have a gun you only put up with one 5 day period that isn't any fun.

6/12/2009 10:06:10 PM

Rockster
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ammo is still cheaper than jewelry

6/12/2009 10:07:50 PM

Fermat
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the gun is more likely to get my jokes

6/12/2009 10:15:16 PM

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