it's about 2 months away and since i make this thread every year i figured it's not too early. start saving now so you can get me something great!

6/13/2009 12:33:53 PM

Mine is August 9th. Mark it on your calendars.

6/13/2009 12:36:02 PM

6/13/2009 12:37:53 PM

josh you better buy me something nice you bitch

6/13/2009 12:39:47 PM

i'll get you a dyson

6/13/2009 12:41:53 PM

haha my old boss at PackBackers would CONSTANTLY remind us year round her birthday was august 25

6/13/2009 12:41:55 PM

oooooh a dyson would be nice. if i had one of those i would probably vacuum more often. just for fun.

^gab?

[Edited on June 13, 2009 at 12:43 PM. Reason : ]

6/13/2009 12:43:10 PM

no way get a roomba

[Edited on June 13, 2009 at 12:43 PM. Reason : ^ YES! how do you know gab?]

6/13/2009 12:43:31 PM

met her once through some friends freshman year. we all got trashed at her apartment. that's the night i discovered flavored vodkas. it's funny because she had some friends over from florida who knew people i went to middle & elementary school with.

6/13/2009 12:45:03 PM

that's awesome

she used to make me these AWESOME cookies. she'd take two cookies and sandwich them with some kind of frosting mix and freeze them overnight. they were fantastic

6/13/2009 12:46:49 PM

great idea! i'll expect a box of those on my birthday

6/13/2009 12:47:39 PM

YAY

6/13/2009 12:48:31 PM

as much as these dogs shed, I am pretty sure I could blow up a Roomba in a week or so.

6/13/2009 12:52:09 PM

it is insane how much my dog sheds

6/13/2009 1:01:13 PM

My gf vacuums pretty much every day, and we brush the dogs pretty much every day before we bring them in for the night. And it is still REDICUOUS!

WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT ALL COME FROM?

6/13/2009 1:03:24 PM

6/13/2009 1:04:47 PM

if i have a party at chuck e cheese will yall come??

6/13/2009 1:41:08 PM

i, too, was born on August 14th

i'll be spending it in NYC at the UCB

6/13/2009 2:11:45 PM

but so is Joie's

6/13/2009 2:24:19 PM

and Nerdchick's

6/13/2009 2:24:49 PM

mine too

birthday foursome?

6/13/2009 2:26:00 PM

Quote :

"Mine is August 9th. Mark it on your calendars."

seconded.

6/13/2009 2:26:09 PM

just went to a bday party at chuck e cheese and it was insane. we'll have to pick another venue for the shenanigans

6/14/2009 3:01:31 PM

mine is the 28th, early discussions about it point towards camping in the mountains, that would be fun

6/14/2009 3:02:43 PM

My birthday is also August 9. Party time?

6/14/2009 3:03:38 PM

i really wanted to do a weekend rafting trip with my sisters and some friends but can't afford it this year so i'm hoping to do it next year for my 25th!

6/14/2009 3:06:49 PM

ya the idea is that we'd go river tubing

6/14/2009 3:09:05 PM

that would be fun as hell you should do it!

6/14/2009 3:09:46 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

just practicing

6/14/2009 6:28:43 PM

Quote :

"i'll be spending it in NYC at the UCB"

the upright citizen's brigade?

6/14/2009 6:46:06 PM

correct.

6/14/2009 8:50:06 PM

i have decided i want a gps for my bday

6/17/2009 6:30:26 PM

Be, be, 'fore we came to this country
We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys
It was empires in Africa called Kush
Timbuktu, where every race came to get books
To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans
Asian Arabs and gave them gold when
Gold was converted to money it all changed
Money then became empowerment for Europeans
The Persian military invaded
They learned about the gold, the teachings and everything sacred
Africa was almost robbed naked
Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships
Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went
He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces
Shot up they nose to impose what basically
Still goes on today, you see?
If the truth is told, the youth can grow
They learn to survive until they gain control
Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes
Read more learn more, change the globe
Ghetto children, do your thing
Hold your head up, little man, you're a king
Young Prince thats when you get your wedding ring
Your man is saying "She's my queen"

6/17/2009 6:32:27 PM

Quote :

"if i have a party at chuck e cheese will yall come??"

that would be hot

I've never been

but I hear they have notoriously bad pizza

but tell me, is there really such a thing as bad pizza?

6/17/2009 7:11:29 PM

the pizza is not that bad, it's just as good as dominos or pizza hut

6/17/2009 7:16:56 PM

I figured it was pretty good

6/17/2009 7:18:50 PM

REMEMBER THE ALAMO

6/17/2009 7:18:59 PM

saps
i'll bring the stuff for smores to your bday trip

6/17/2009 7:51:32 PM

DELISHUS

6/17/2009 7:52:16 PM

bump

7/11/2009 8:12:30 AM

REMEMBER THE LAMO

7/11/2009 8:59:58 AM

how old will you be on aug 14th?

[Edited on July 11, 2009 at 11:17 AM. Reason : ..]

7/11/2009 11:17:45 AM

Happy Birthday! Is that when you will be in town here?

WOW! You knew Gab! Such great people!

7/11/2009 11:33:40 AM

mine is this monday. I beat you in the birthday race once again.

7/11/2009 12:27:59 PM

do i have to wait til the 14th to give you your present?

7/11/2009 1:00:04 PM

i'll be 24... and no i'm going to charlotte the first weekend in august... that is the plan as it stands now... if my sister isn't going to be around then that may change

7/11/2009 2:09:33 PM

7/13/2009 1:23:35 PM

Happy Birthday. I Got You A ‘Settle the Fuck Down’.

Women are the only creatures on the planet dumb enough to think their birthday is an actual holiday. Birthdays are not holidays. Just like weddings, coffee, pets, and anniversaries that don’t end in and also are “0?; birthdays are not a big deal.

A woman once told me that I had to be nicer to her because it was her “birthday week.” Are you fucking kidding me?

Men are better than women at having birthdays. Men are so much better than women at birthdays that I don’t even know when my birthday is.
If the government required everyone to take a test before they could vote, question number two would be, “Is your birthday a holiday?”

“Like…it should be!”

Fail. Head down to TGI Fridays, you jokey bitch. Your meal ticket is on his third Jack and Coke.

Women suck at birthdays for the same reason they suck at everything in life. They’re annoying and full of shit.

Women are Annoying

I’m not talking about the kind of annoying I am when I go from a three-martini business lunch to an art gallery and sound like an insightful air raid siren. That’s called being mannoying and it’s awesome. It’s fueled by alcohol.

Women are annoying like a Swiss Army knife.

On a Swiss Army knife, every nook and cranny of the tool has a specific purpose that is designed to get the job done. On a woman, every single one of her behaviors is engineered to get as much attention as possible. Crying, obnoxious laughter, constant screw ups, make-up, boob jobs, date rape; they’re all unique female methods of accomplishing the same thing: pumping attention into their veins like it’s a vaccine for turning 24.

To a woman, a birthday is just another excuse to plant her fat, obnoxious foot in the unmarred schedule of your life and suck as much attention out of your wallet as she can.

Women are Full of Shit

No man has ever wanted to get inside a woman’s head, but if you ever do, follow this simple guide.

For an entire day, after every single thing you do, talk about how difficult it was but how you still managed to do it. If you got out of bed, take a moment to say, “That was hard, but I did it. Good for me!” After you brush your teeth say, “That was hard, but I did it. Good for me!” When you have a birthday say, “That was a hard year, but I did it. Good for fucking me!”

Women don’t have accomplishments. They just have after parties. Coffee breaks, birthdays, a new outfit for the gym to celebrate her second week of working out!

Women are so busy patting themselves on the back, they don’t have time to be useful.

Question number one would be, “How big is your penis?”

7/13/2009 1:31:50 PM

^Anyone who hates women that much is way-out-of-the-closet gay.

also

Quote :

" Be, be, 'fore we came to this country We were kings and queens, never porch monkeys It was empires in Africa called Kush Timbuktu, where every race came to get books To learn from black teachers who taught Greeks and Romans Asian Arabs and gave them gold when Gold was converted to money it all changed Money then became empowerment for Europeans The Persian military invaded They learned about the gold, the teachings and everything sacred Africa was almost robbed naked Slavery was money, so they began making slave ships Egypt was the place that Alexander the Great went He was so shocked at the mountains with black faces Shot up they nose to impose what basically Still goes on today, you see? If the truth is told, the youth can grow They learn to survive until they gain control Nobody says you have to be gangstas, hoes Read more learn more, change the globe Ghetto children, do your thing Hold your head up, little man, you're a king Young Prince thats when you get your wedding ring Your man is saying "She's my queen""

Did you write this?

[Edited on July 13, 2009 at 1:37 PM. Reason : g]

7/13/2009 1:36:02 PM

k

7/13/2009 1:36:35 PM