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bonerjamz 04
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http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2009/02/exmasturbators_1.html

6/14/2009 4:58:09 AM

ThePeter
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No one is an ex-masturbator

There is only "Not currently masturbating" and "Currently Masturbating"

6/14/2009 5:01:57 AM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"Jesus prefers that you just stain your sheets with those sinful wet dreams"

6/14/2009 5:02:48 AM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"TORN

CLITORIS

TISSUE"

6/14/2009 5:03:49 AM

ThePeter
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I WANT ONE OF THESE SHIRTS

6/14/2009 5:05:35 AM

bonerjamz 04
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^

6/14/2009 5:06:16 AM

j_sun
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they think this is bolder than the "ex-homosexual" shirt

6/14/2009 5:09:00 AM

ThePeter
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hahahaha

there's a STORE for these shirts



[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 5:11 AM. Reason : try again]

6/14/2009 5:10:20 AM

bonerjamz 04
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^ collect the whole set

Quote :
"Ex-Hustla

Ex-Diva

Ex-Atheist"


[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 5:14 AM. Reason : .]

6/14/2009 5:13:18 AM

j_sun
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haha, that old lady was talkin about having orgasms by just thinking

6/14/2009 5:14:32 AM

bonerjamz 04
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"y'all laughin' probably cause you all still masturbating"

6/14/2009 5:20:54 AM

j_sun
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that one girl said she used to masturbate while she was reading the bible

6/14/2009 5:22:23 AM

bonerjamz 04
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tight ad on the side

6/14/2009 5:27:42 AM

bbehe
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Dude in the first pic is throwing the shocker.

6/14/2009 6:10:47 AM

EuroTitToss
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^yes, it makes the whole "ex-masturbator" thing a little bit more plausible

6/14/2009 7:26:53 AM

melanndelyn
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Quote :
"CONTEMPLATED

SUICIDE"


WTF???
also where in the Bible does it say not to masturbate?

6/14/2009 9:55:39 AM

bbehe
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^ It says it in numerous places. My favorite is the one about better to fuck a hooker than to jack off.

6/14/2009 10:05:22 AM

melanndelyn
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OH YEAH
better for your seed to fall in the belly of a whore than in the dust/thorns
or somethin


i have no "seed"
i do not count??

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 10:11 AM. Reason : j]

6/14/2009 10:08:51 AM

begonias
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"collect the whole set"


http://p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com/

read the descriptions

ex-hustler: Although many of us may not have been hustlers on the streets slanging rocks, we all tried to hustle God. We really thought we was goin' hustle our way into heaven. We wanted to try to get God on board with our agenda instead of getting on board with His agenda. We now know: tryin' to play God- we'll get played.
We are Ex-hustlers.


[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 10:30 AM. Reason : lolerskates]

6/14/2009 10:29:13 AM

djeternal
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I was going to jerk off this morning, but my GF will be back in town tomorrow evening and I want to hose the bitch down.

6/14/2009 11:07:49 AM

melanndelyn
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sometimes you gotta...

6/14/2009 11:41:37 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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^^don't forget to eat a lot of celery

6/14/2009 11:42:56 AM

djeternal
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Nah, I usually just blow up the box. easier clean up, for me anyway.

6/14/2009 11:45:16 AM

simonn
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Quote :
"No one is an ex-masturbator

There is only "Not currently masturbating" and "Currently Masturbating""

hahahah

6/14/2009 11:51:02 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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^^ I meant for larger volume.

6/14/2009 11:51:43 AM

djeternal
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yeah, I know what you meant. just saying that volume really doesn't matter to me since I come inside her anyway

6/14/2009 11:53:23 AM

vinylbandit
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Quote :
"MOST

BOLDEST

SHIRT"

6/14/2009 1:52:51 PM

ShawnaC123
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"Not currently masturbating" here.

6/14/2009 2:17:25 PM

bonerjamz 04
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I don't rebuild. I reload.

6/14/2009 2:19:06 PM

bottombaby
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Quote :
"This shirt is breaking the silence on a lifestyle that is growing in popularity. From Katy Perry's hit song," I Kissed A Girl", to the popular TV show, "Queer As Folk". Our culture tells us that it's perfectly fine to like both males and females, but the Bible has a totally different perspective."


Ex-Bisexual?

6/14/2009 2:38:23 PM

EUSWALO
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If they provide cute girls to give bj then I will stop masturbating during bj.

6/15/2009 3:57:20 PM

catesar
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I am white, is it okay for me to wear the ex slave shirt!?!

The gladiators were white and they were slaves.

6/15/2009 10:49:23 PM

Dentaldamn
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are you a jew or irish?

6/15/2009 10:52:20 PM

Doc Rambo IV
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I quit masterbating about three hours ago. At least for today.

6/15/2009 11:04:38 PM

Ragged
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<-----
Quote :
"Jeebus had sex, and I'm sure he beat off. You made these shirts because no one wants to screw your ugly dyke ass. What the fuck is up with the ex-diva shit. you listen to beyonce to slut"

6/15/2009 11:08:17 PM

catesar
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Jews were only slaves in Egypt, stupid and when were the Irish slaves?

6/16/2009 1:10:28 AM

hooksaw
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6/16/2009 2:09:36 AM

Mindstorm
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Oh god, ex-slave.

This is not a good idea. At all.

However, it would be fun to wear a shirt just to see people react to it. I'm too chickenshit to wear such a thing though. Plus, people would know it's a lie right up front. Trying too hard to conceal the fact that I partake in a bit of the ol skeet skeet skeet from time to time.

6/16/2009 2:20:11 AM

Shadowrunner
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I might have to buy one of those Ex-Hustler shirts. I would buy an Ex-Masturbator shirt, but I don't want two and I couldn't wear that one to work like I could the hustler one.

6/16/2009 2:52:28 AM

bonerjamz 04
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Maybe if there were a "masturbation alumnus" shirt...

A new fashion trend would sweep the earth

[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 8:53 AM. Reason : .]

6/16/2009 8:51:35 AM

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