http://www.freewilliamsburg.com/archives/2009/02/exmasturbators_1.html
6/14/2009 4:58:09 AM
No one is an ex-masturbatorThere is only "Not currently masturbating" and "Currently Masturbating"
6/14/2009 5:01:57 AM
6/14/2009 5:02:48 AM
6/14/2009 5:03:49 AM
I WANT ONE OF THESE SHIRTS
6/14/2009 5:05:35 AM
^
6/14/2009 5:06:16 AM
they think this is bolder than the "ex-homosexual" shirt
6/14/2009 5:09:00 AM
hahahahathere's a STORE for these shirts[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 5:11 AM. Reason : try again]
6/14/2009 5:10:20 AM
^ collect the whole set
6/14/2009 5:13:18 AM
haha, that old lady was talkin about having orgasms by just thinking
6/14/2009 5:14:32 AM
6/14/2009 5:20:54 AM
that one girl said she used to masturbate while she was reading the bible
6/14/2009 5:22:23 AM
tight ad on the side
6/14/2009 5:27:42 AM
Dude in the first pic is throwing the shocker.
6/14/2009 6:10:47 AM
^yes, it makes the whole "ex-masturbator" thing a little bit more plausible
6/14/2009 7:26:53 AM
6/14/2009 9:55:39 AM
^ It says it in numerous places. My favorite is the one about better to fuck a hooker than to jack off.
6/14/2009 10:05:22 AM
OH YEAHbetter for your seed to fall in the belly of a whore than in the dust/thornsor somethini have no "seed"i do not count?? [Edited on June 14, 2009 at 10:11 AM. Reason : j]
6/14/2009 10:08:51 AM
6/14/2009 10:29:13 AM
I was going to jerk off this morning, but my GF will be back in town tomorrow evening and I want to hose the bitch down.
6/14/2009 11:07:49 AM
sometimes you gotta...
6/14/2009 11:41:37 AM
^^don't forget to eat a lot of celery
6/14/2009 11:42:56 AM
Nah, I usually just blow up the box. easier clean up, for me anyway.
6/14/2009 11:45:16 AM
6/14/2009 11:51:02 AM
^^ I meant for larger volume.
6/14/2009 11:51:43 AM
yeah, I know what you meant. just saying that volume really doesn't matter to me since I come inside her anyway
6/14/2009 11:53:23 AM
6/14/2009 1:52:51 PM
"Not currently masturbating" here.
6/14/2009 2:17:25 PM
I don't rebuild. I reload.
6/14/2009 2:19:06 PM
6/14/2009 2:38:23 PM
If they provide cute girls to give bj then I will stop masturbating during bj.
6/15/2009 3:57:20 PM
I am white, is it okay for me to wear the ex slave shirt!?!The gladiators were white and they were slaves.
6/15/2009 10:49:23 PM
are you a jew or irish?
6/15/2009 10:52:20 PM
I quit masterbating about three hours ago. At least for today.
6/15/2009 11:04:38 PM
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6/15/2009 11:08:17 PM
Jews were only slaves in Egypt, stupid and when were the Irish slaves?
6/16/2009 1:10:28 AM
6/16/2009 2:09:36 AM
Oh god, ex-slave.This is not a good idea. At all.However, it would be fun to wear a shirt just to see people react to it. I'm too chickenshit to wear such a thing though. Plus, people would know it's a lie right up front. Trying too hard to conceal the fact that I partake in a bit of the ol skeet skeet skeet from time to time.
6/16/2009 2:20:11 AM
I might have to buy one of those Ex-Hustler shirts. I would buy an Ex-Masturbator shirt, but I don't want two and I couldn't wear that one to work like I could the hustler one.
6/16/2009 2:52:28 AM
Maybe if there were a "masturbation alumnus" shirt...A new fashion trend would sweep the earth[Edited on June 16, 2009 at 8:53 AM. Reason : .]
6/16/2009 8:51:35 AM