My very pregnant friend is getting married soon and wants to hold the ultimate white trash wedding. I'm helping. We need to make this perfect.

It's being held at the Waffle House. The bridesmaids and groomsmen will wear faux tuxedo shirts. Moonpie wedding cake. Fountain of Cheerwine. How else can we enhance this special day?

6/14/2009 6:41:35 PM

ahahhaa

6/14/2009 6:42:17 PM

a raised jeep/truck or camaro/firebird with beer cans dragging behind instead of limo.

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 6:48 PM. Reason : speling is dificult ]

6/14/2009 6:43:17 PM

nascar giftbags

6/14/2009 6:44:29 PM

you can enhance it by inviting me.

and serving bacon wrapped bacon as an appetizer.

6/14/2009 6:44:32 PM

honeymoon nascar race

6/14/2009 6:44:51 PM

6/14/2009 6:45:59 PM

http://www.cdkitchen.com/recipes/recs/322/CountrySpamCasserole66952.shtml

6/14/2009 6:47:03 PM

Quote :

"camero"

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6/14/2009 6:47:19 PM

I think we should serve Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger: a burger topped with an egg topped with bacon served between two doughnuts.

6/14/2009 6:49:47 PM

I can understand hicking up a bunch of things, but your wedding ?

40 years now, are you gonna wanna look back and see you and your groom in matching camo and waders ?

Get it sponsored by Husqvarna while your at it

Fucking derelicts

6/14/2009 6:50:30 PM

Kegger

6/14/2009 6:51:15 PM

^^ That's freaking awesome! Maybe we can get a John Deere sponsorship. And the wedding party can ride up the aisle on riding lawnmowers!

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 6:51 PM. Reason : great idea...kudos]

6/14/2009 6:51:25 PM

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SaabTurbo exposed?????

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 6:52 PM. Reason : fail]

6/14/2009 6:51:46 PM

make sure to have a kiddie pool in the parking lot

6/14/2009 6:52:06 PM

^ How about a kiddie pool filled with jello so we can have some good, old-fashioned jello wrestling? The bridesmaids would love that.

6/14/2009 6:53:15 PM

Quote :

"I think we should serve Paula Deen's Lady's Brunch Burger: a burger topped with an egg topped with bacon served between two doughnuts. "

Paula stole that idea!!! It was originally called "The Homer". Blinco's on Glenwood serves it on a daily basis!

6/14/2009 6:56:47 PM

^^

6/14/2009 6:57:11 PM

EMCE as your flower girl....

6/14/2009 6:58:40 PM

tobacco-bloom boquet

6/14/2009 6:58:46 PM

Roddy as the matron-of-honor.

6/14/2009 6:59:16 PM

maybe she will go in labor at the wedding, then it will be discovered he isnt the daddy...

6/14/2009 7:00:36 PM

^ That would be unfortunate, as it's a shotgun wedding. This could end up on an episode of Cops. Which means I might get on the TV set!

6/14/2009 7:03:00 PM

pregnant bride cake topper ftw

6/14/2009 7:03:20 PM

BBQ

6/14/2009 7:03:47 PM

^^ That's cute, but the bride and groom need beer and cigarettes.

6/14/2009 7:04:52 PM

You need a huge belt buckle somewhere in there







YEEHAW

6/14/2009 7:13:39 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=549552&page=1

6/14/2009 7:59:35 PM

shotgun shells as party favors

6/14/2009 8:05:43 PM

only one set of parents

6/14/2009 8:06:46 PM

I would so love to do a wedding like this.

6/14/2009 8:07:11 PM

ITS A NICE DAY FOR A

WHITE TRASH WEDDING


ITS A NICE DAY TO

MARRY YOUR KIN

HEY LITTLE SISTER YOUR THE ONLY ONE

6/14/2009 9:09:34 PM

why in the hell would anyone want to do something like this?

6/14/2009 9:13:16 PM

Busch Light kegs

6/14/2009 9:14:50 PM

we saw PBR kegs at Total Wine yesterday

6/14/2009 9:15:39 PM

walk down the aisle to this:

Quote :

"You cant afford no ring You cant afford no ring I shouldnt be wearing white and you cant afford no ring You finally took my hand You finally took my hand It took a nip of gin But you finally Took my hand You cant afford no ring You cant afford no ring I shouldnt be wearing white and you cant afford no ring Mama dont approve Mama dont approve Daddy says hes the best in town And mama dont approve You cant afford no ring You cant afford no ring I shouldnt be wearing white and you cant afford no ring Babys on its way Babys on its way Say I do and kiss me quick cause babys on its way I shouldnt be wearing white and you cant afford no ring"

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 9:16 PM. Reason : .]

6/14/2009 9:15:57 PM

Shit no, walk down the isle to this:

6/14/2009 9:18:39 PM

What a stupid fucking idea.

6/14/2009 9:31:53 PM

Haha, to each their own.

All I ask is this: Take lots of pictures and lots of video.

6/14/2009 9:37:32 PM

For the party favors, we're thinking customized cans of chewing tobacco with the name of the bride and groom and baby's due date.

Plus, save the date beer bottle opener refrigerator magnets.

6/14/2009 9:41:09 PM

You're a terrible friend for condoning this.

6/14/2009 9:42:19 PM

i think i love you

6/14/2009 9:42:21 PM

CONFEDERATE

FLAG

TABLECLOTHS

6/14/2009 9:42:37 PM

Perhaps the best man should have a six pack with him during the ceremony (if the waffle house will allow it), and in order to get the ring he can basically act like he's opening a can to detach a ring from it.

Oh, and whatever car they drive away in MUST have one of those stupid ballsacks hanging from the back of it.

6/14/2009 9:43:26 PM

6/14/2009 9:52:43 PM

bwahahahahaha

i busted out laughing for like a minute when i saw that pic

6/14/2009 9:53:21 PM

I have actually seen DAC play "If That Ain't Country" at Billy Bob's Texas


also . . .


http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/print.asp?SectionID=6&SubSectionID=84&ArticleID=16944

6/14/2009 10:07:11 PM

Just had a flashback to a friend's wedding in Warrenton, NC. It was a BEAUTIFUL church wedding. But there was one trashy redneck touch. On the wedding bulletin, all of the groomsmen had their redneck nicknames printed in quotation marks, i.e., Billy "Coon Dog" Harris and Martin "Cow Pie" Smith.

6/16/2009 2:52:30 PM

i went to a wedding with a girl i was dating from middlesex and the happy pregnant fat couple rode off in a golf cart - it was classy

not to mention on my way there a guy was broken down about 2 miles from the church and was walking to the church - i stopped and picked him up b/c there was no way a random guy in a suit wasn't going to the same wedding that i was in the middle of nowhere

6/16/2009 3:00:53 PM

It's not authentic if there isn't at least one fist fight.

6/16/2009 3:11:42 PM