I'd want to be Kendra from Girls Gone Wild.She's hilarious, has a hot hubby and a stripper pole! And, like, the best laugh evar.
6/14/2009 8:44:02 PM
I think you mean Girls Next Door.
6/14/2009 8:44:43 PM
whoever the richest male is
6/14/2009 8:45:00 PM
She's pregnant now.
6/14/2009 8:45:17 PM
True, begonias. But she was prob on GGW at some point, too.
6/14/2009 8:46:58 PM
i'd stay me
6/14/2009 8:49:05 PM
And I would be Janice Dickinson. I love that bitch. Or Jessica Biel because she's just hot.
6/14/2009 8:51:09 PM
I would be begonias
6/14/2009 8:53:21 PM
6/14/2009 9:02:20 PM
Why the fuck would anyone want to be a celebrity?I can't imagine a worse hell.
6/14/2009 9:02:45 PM
i don't wanna be a celebrity, but i can definitely imagine a worse situation[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 9:03 PM. Reason : i'm glad everything's so black and white for you willy]
6/14/2009 9:03:15 PM
6/14/2009 9:05:27 PM
Peter North
6/14/2009 9:06:30 PM
6/14/2009 9:10:56 PM
naw, you'd probably get used to it after a century or two, and in less time you'd probably stop being a douche about being stuck thereyou never stop being a douche about being a celebrity...never[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 9:12 PM. Reason : .]
6/14/2009 9:11:57 PM
6/14/2009 9:12:26 PM
^^ I've had so many questions to ask you...for so long [Edited on June 14, 2009 at 9:13 PM. Reason : ghost edit]
6/14/2009 9:13:07 PM
6/14/2009 9:14:31 PM
Mmmm, mildew, I wish you were Hank Baskett, too. He seems like such a sweet guy, on top of being an incredible badass!
6/14/2009 9:25:10 PM
Mookie Wilson
6/14/2009 9:27:49 PM
^^OMG, if you are an Eagles fan I will propose to you right here and now[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 9:28 PM. Reason : a]
6/14/2009 9:28:04 PM
Oil Can Boyd
6/14/2009 9:34:49 PM
Propose? But I'm not even pregnant yet!And yeah, the Eagles are my team. McNabb's the man.
6/14/2009 9:36:32 PM
ok, now I am on the fencebecause I am from Philly and I am a huge Eagles fanbut I am not a McNabb fan at allhowever, I would let Brian Westbrook fuck my sister
6/14/2009 9:43:49 PM
Another possible dealbreaker: I want to get with Larry Fitzgerald, if only because I want to see if I can balance a beer on his massive shelf ass.
6/14/2009 9:47:36 PM
David CarradineWait, no.
6/14/2009 9:48:22 PM
^^^^^Such a waste of knowledge potential....Just think of all the things you could know about that actually matter... If only you hadn't devoted your few brain cells to the meaningless intricacies of a bunch of sell-out losers playing a stupid fucking game.[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 9:49 PM. Reason : ]
6/14/2009 9:48:54 PM
willy, stop trolling and answer my question
6/14/2009 9:50:05 PM
^told you
6/14/2009 9:50:49 PM
I think i would want to be karen O or kathleen madigan. I would love to know what it feels like to be original and creative or funny for a week
6/14/2009 9:50:56 PM
Debbie Harry. Bitch is awesome.
6/14/2009 9:57:34 PM
you have good tastehttp://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=568097&page=1#12970058[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 10:00 PM. Reason : blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp blorp ]
6/14/2009 10:00:00 PM
Erykah Badu or Drew Barrymore.Why did I post in this thread?
6/14/2009 10:02:40 PM
spencer pratt
6/14/2009 10:04:39 PM
i'd be rob machado
6/14/2009 10:05:10 PM
6/14/2009 10:05:19 PM
Mmm badu was with Andre 3000 for a long time. I'd love to be a fly on the wall in their house.And I love-hate the flesh-colored beard. About as much as I love spaghetti cat.[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : speidiman]
6/14/2009 10:05:40 PM
^she's with jay electronica now. he's a pretty cool dude as well.
6/14/2009 10:07:19 PM
Randall Cunningham, that's all i need to say
6/14/2009 10:07:40 PM
Sinatra or DeCaprio
6/14/2009 10:09:37 PM