We love you, you giant fucking Q!
6/14/2009 10:15:42 PM
I'm high as a kite & my teeth are green, merry fuckin' Xmas!
6/14/2009 10:20:11 PM
Green death fucking flavor!I wanted to embed the whole 8min "Drugs" skit but couldn't find one that would let me embed.
6/14/2009 10:21:23 PM
i can barely see the screen right now
6/14/2009 10:24:07 PM
my thigh muscles have fallen asleep i'm concerned i won't be able to make it upstairs, haha
6/14/2009 10:24:49 PM
mmmmmmmmmm, i love giving thigh massages
6/14/2009 10:26:18 PM
mmm drugs.i might take a half/fourth of vicodin to knock me out. i'm exhausted but i can tell this is one of those toss and turn nights. and after the weekend i've had, that's not what i want.
6/14/2009 10:27:56 PM
a half? I took 2, but I probably weigh twice as much as youwith your skinny ass
6/14/2009 10:29:20 PM
^^^hahah dj that's not random at all ]
not at all, i love it. I love giving massages in general. and I love getting them too
6/14/2009 10:33:55 PM
i would totally love giving massages, but my hands/wrists get so tired so fast.and that sounds really suggestive, but i'ma leave it just like that.
6/14/2009 10:34:42 PM
lamenothing beats getting all lubed up with your partner and just rubbing on each otherDAMN I AM SO READY FOR MY BABY TO BE HOME TOMORROW!
6/14/2009 10:37:17 PM
nah, i'm far from skinny. but if i take too much, it's worse than not taking any at all. prob take a half a pill... but idk what the dose on the pills i have are. i've had these since december 07, hah.
6/14/2009 10:37:36 PM
did you work on my coupons yet?
6/14/2009 10:38:46 PM
Nyquil+red wineA match made in narcoleptic heavenHelped me cure insomnia
6/14/2009 10:41:56 PM
alright, it has taken hold of me.gonna walk my fat ass upstairs with jello legs and pour myself into bed.
6/14/2009 10:42:54 PM
i love massages because it always ends with a handy
6/14/2009 10:43:43 PM
Everything with DJ ends with a handy.
6/14/2009 10:44:22 PM
mmmmmmmmm
6/14/2009 10:44:57 PM
Everything with dj doesn't end with a happy ending? But I love happy endings.
6/14/2009 10:46:47 PM
Are you pregnant yet???? Get back on that pole woman!!!
6/14/2009 10:47:31 PM
^^ it doesn't? i thought it did.
6/14/2009 10:49:06 PM
one time I drank ~ 80% of a bottle of NyQuil, hoping to get highone of those things you look back on and wonder "Sweet Jesus, what was I thinking?"anyhow, I just got really tired...I didn't die, obviously
6/14/2009 10:50:49 PM
I have been on the pole for hours and my abs are tired. Best core workout ever though! Too bad it's a fake pole.
6/14/2009 10:52:58 PM
my pole is not fake.
6/14/2009 10:57:15 PM