So, what's the fastest, easiest way to get a guy to dump me so I don't have to break up with him? I HATE the breakup conversation.

We're not even in a relationship anyway. We're just dating. But he calls me his gf. Gotta get rid of him, fast.

Tips, plz, tdub.

6/14/2009 11:03:54 PM

sex. pictures. videos. internet. me.

6/14/2009 11:04:21 PM

tell him you have warts

6/14/2009 11:04:36 PM

arrange a fake cheating w/ someone else

or just cheat on him w/ someone else

6/14/2009 11:06:59 PM

Honesty.

6/14/2009 11:07:07 PM

tell him you have kids

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 11:07 PM. Reason : V LOL]

6/14/2009 11:07:28 PM

tell him you're waiting for marriage

6/14/2009 11:07:37 PM

let him see you me

6/14/2009 11:08:17 PM

Hmmm, perhaps I can tell him that I am confused about my sexual orientation.

Or, that my biological clock is ticking and that I need a baby within the year.

Or that H8R and I practice making little H8Rs.



[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 11:09 PM. Reason : :]

6/14/2009 11:08:42 PM

and I'll laugh when he says he wants that too.

6/14/2009 11:09:23 PM

wow lucy, if you didn't want to be with me, you could have just told me in person.

6/14/2009 11:09:26 PM

i can be of assistance

6/14/2009 11:09:31 PM

Won, you weren't supposed to read this. I thought I made my point when I moved 3 states away from you.

6/14/2009 11:12:21 PM

o'snap

6/14/2009 11:13:33 PM

Quote :

"Honesty."

6/14/2009 11:15:18 PM

^

6/14/2009 11:15:47 PM

fuck that. do something extreme and dramatic. post pictures, videos, and story here.

6/14/2009 11:17:30 PM

Kids, honesty is NEVER an option in the real world. Just look at Bernie Madoff. I rest my case.

6/14/2009 11:17:38 PM

eat a large pizza and a liter of mountain dew before you go to bed every night

6/14/2009 11:17:48 PM

my advise is to start drinking... heavily

6/14/2009 11:18:34 PM

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"Or that H8R and I practice making little H8Rs."

Great idea until that turns into an awkward discussion of threesomes and video cameras.

6/14/2009 11:18:36 PM

The bad thing about threesomes is that it usually ends up in a Maury Povich "who's the daddy" scenario.

Unless there are two girls and a guy, which simplifies things.

6/14/2009 11:21:24 PM

Well yeah.

That's the only reason that I would want a 2nd girl instead of another guy.

6/14/2009 11:22:39 PM

You want to have sex with a guy?

6/14/2009 11:23:41 PM

wait, threesomes can have 2 guys?????????

~

6/14/2009 11:23:57 PM

1) I fuck you
2) We videotape it
3) Send the video to him
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4) Profit

6/14/2009 11:24:26 PM

tell him your a lesbian.that one always worked for me

6/14/2009 11:24:47 PM

Cheat on him, it's the quickest way to do it if you dont' want to see him at all again.

Otherwise? Just ignore the hell out of him for a few weeks, eventually one of his friends will point out that you don't give a shit anymore.

6/14/2009 11:24:56 PM

^^^dude, get your own ideas.

Quote :

"tell him your a lesbian"

[Edited on June 14, 2009 at 11:25 PM. Reason : ,]

6/14/2009 11:24:57 PM

Quote :

"So, what's the fastest, easiest way to get a guy to dump me so I don't have to break up with him? I HATE the breakup conversation. We're not even in a relationship anyway. We're just dating. But he calls me his gf. Gotta get rid of him, fast. Tips, plz, tdub."

I didn't read ANY responses, and I hope someone already said this...

GROW THE FUCK UP.

6/14/2009 11:25:13 PM

angry black man has arrived.

6/14/2009 11:25:46 PM

call him a twunt and link him to this thread

honesty is normally best in stuff like this

6/14/2009 11:27:05 PM

yeah, just tell him straight up

it's awkward, painful, horrible, etc etc etc, but much better in the long run

6/14/2009 11:27:06 PM

just tell him

"I NEED SPACE


WITHOUT YOU IN IT"

6/14/2009 11:31:04 PM

Honesty could work. OR, I could fake my own death and save both of us a stressful situation!

6/14/2009 11:31:10 PM

i just now realized that lucyinthesky adds to the attractiveness of a lackluster t-dub female population

so i must add this thread to my topics

6/14/2009 11:31:18 PM

nah, that's so cliche

6/14/2009 11:31:39 PM

Quote :

"angry black man has arrived."

I don't know who you are, but that was lame.

6/14/2009 11:31:43 PM

HA!

6/14/2009 11:32:07 PM

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"I could fake my own death and save both of us a stressful situation!"

pretty sure this would stress him out a great deal more since he thinks you're his "gf"

6/14/2009 11:34:00 PM

If you feel he'll get too emotional if you just do it straight up, just soften the blow by telling him the reason is that his cock is too massive for you. Mix it in with a list of other actual reasons to make it seem more sincere.

6/14/2009 11:35:16 PM

Personally, I think you need to have a discussion before you determine that someone is your bf or gf. "The Talk" is cliche, yet essential.

And I like the soft approach. That's smart.

6/14/2009 11:37:57 PM

blah blah blah its not you, its me... just friends... blah blah blah

noobs

6/14/2009 11:38:07 PM

get really emotional about small stuff


and post make out pics on FB from this weekend

6/14/2009 11:40:22 PM

oh, and accuse him of cheating before he sees them

6/14/2009 11:41:18 PM

Yeah, It doesn't have to be a big deal but there's usually some point where we agree its a relationship. If he just decided that on his own its his fault.

6/14/2009 11:41:50 PM

tell him you found someone else

6/14/2009 11:43:21 PM

Hmm, I need makeout pics from next weekend in Raleigh. And a chit chat thread for proof of evidence. A youtube link would be a huge plus. Now I need volunteers.

6/14/2009 11:44:58 PM

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"tell him you found someone else kiljadn "

6/14/2009 11:45:16 PM

set 'em up (to be dumped)

6/14/2009 11:45:56 PM