Dead rabbit. No shovel. Dead too long for me to eat. It's near the road in my yard and it's gonna start smelling here soon.

I know i can't just throw it in the trash so who do i call?

6/15/2009 3:56:45 PM

Throw it in the trash.

6/15/2009 3:58:16 PM

just throw it in the trash

it's not like they dig through every bag looking for roadkill

6/15/2009 3:59:15 PM

It's roadkill, right. Lucky you have a road nearby. Put the rabbit back in its habitat.

6/15/2009 4:00:20 PM

you could always douse it in gasoline and light it on fire.

edit: really? Who do you call? I sure hope the state doesn't pay someone to come pick up dead rabbits from people's yards.

[Edited on June 15, 2009 at 4:02 PM. Reason : .]

6/15/2009 4:01:07 PM

Quote :

"Dead too long for me to eat."

did you really consider this, honeslty

6/15/2009 4:03:11 PM

come on. it was a joke.

6/15/2009 4:08:48 PM

Take trash bag, turn inside out, use as glove, pick up dead rabbit while head is slightly turned to avoid poisonous fumes, wrap back around dead rabbit, throw in trash.

tada

6/15/2009 4:08:54 PM

im sure it stinks a little more than your dogs poo

i recommend wiping your nostrils generously with vics vaporub

[Edited on June 15, 2009 at 4:13 PM. Reason : ]

6/15/2009 4:12:29 PM

Quote :

"Dead too long for me to eat." did you really consider this, honeslty"

ehh if i would have seen it happen maaaaybe b/c i am bored

but otherwise that comment curtailed any "cook it and eat it" commentary

6/15/2009 4:12:50 PM

JUST COOK IT LONGER

6/15/2009 4:13:19 PM

Quote :

"im sure it stinks a little more than your dogs poo i recommend wiping your nostrils generously with vics vaporub"

good god you panty waists are pathetic. few day old rabbit isn't that bad.

6/15/2009 4:16:17 PM

my policy is to send everything to the taxidermist - you really can't have enough roadkill decorating a house

6/15/2009 4:20:36 PM

leave it be. it will be gone soon.

6/15/2009 7:49:46 PM

6/15/2009 7:51:25 PM

neighbor's yard

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abstract living room art

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headdress

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reusable animal skin condom

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ceremonial Native American headdress

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Natural Animal Hide Glue for primitive weaponry projects
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cram it into somebody's mailbox

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grill cover

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