hahahahaahahahaha

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"Allegedly Kimberley Vlaminck, 18, went into a tattoo parlor and requested three stars on the left side of her face by her eye. However, she claims she fell asleep during the procedure and woke up with 56. I suspect she's lying. Rouslan, who runs the tattoo parlour called The Tattoo Box in Courtrai, said Kimberley was awake and actually looked in the mirror several times during the procedure to see how it was going. 'He said she knew 'exactly what she wanted. The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotised her. What rubbish!' 'She asked for 56 stars and that's what she got.'"

[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 1:44 PM. Reason : sotry, i guess]

6/17/2009 1:44:19 PM

Why did you post a picture of your mom?

6/17/2009 1:44:54 PM

sick burn??!?!

6/17/2009 1:45:40 PM

Welcome to yesterday

Nobody falls asleep while getting a tattoo... ON YOUR MOTHERFUCKING FACE

This isn't news, just a retarded girl (maybe that's why you think its news)

6/17/2009 1:46:12 PM

i love how stupid immature bitches always try to blame everyone else for being completely retarded.

6/17/2009 1:46:46 PM

lol

6/17/2009 1:47:19 PM

Did I say BREAKING NEWS???

No I said "hahahahahaha" mother fucker!

6/17/2009 1:47:40 PM

Now her boyfriend can go Gallileo with his cumshots

"Oh, all over Orion's Belt !!!"

6/17/2009 1:48:32 PM

How drunk do you have to be to fall & stay asleep while getting your face tattooed?

6/17/2009 1:48:57 PM

lolz she will have those stupid stars on her face for the rest of her life (unless she pays like $10,000 or so to have it removed)

what an idiot

6/17/2009 1:49:55 PM

haha exactly.

I think it's hilarious, she looks horrible. Kat Von D gone wrong.

6/17/2009 1:50:02 PM

wow, what an incredibly stupid fuck

6/17/2009 1:50:42 PM

i snickered

6/17/2009 1:52:04 PM

good luck finding a job with stars on your face!

6/17/2009 1:52:12 PM

Well, shit, I actually think it looks kinda cool.

6/17/2009 1:53:28 PM

1. i have plenty of tattoos
2. you know what's going on every second of the process
3. shit on your face fucking hurts
4. she's a dumb second guessing cunt


5. did you see the vid of the tattoo artist? what a weirdo

6/17/2009 1:53:33 PM

imagine how it will look when she's 85

6/17/2009 1:54:28 PM

How do you sleep through a fucking needle jabbing your nostril??

hahahahaahahahaahahaaaaaaaa

6/17/2009 1:55:28 PM

Tattoo parlors generally like using their time and ink and will give you 53 tattoos for free - you don't even have to ask.

6/17/2009 1:58:59 PM

I mean...generally speaking, I don't know many 85-year-olds who'd be appreciably less attractive with facial tattoos.

6/17/2009 1:59:01 PM

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"Now her boyfriend can go Gallileo with his cumshots "Oh, all over Orion's Belt !!!""

hahahaha lmao

6/17/2009 1:59:36 PM

Yeah, I heard about this on Bob and dat showgram son. But just as a btw kind of thing sons, the stars don't look that bad. At least it's not like half of her face is solid black with stars.

6/17/2009 2:00:40 PM

is anyone else more amused by the fact that Slave Famous is quoting his own post to lol at it, than Slave Famous's post?

[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : I, too, don't see what's so bad about the stars.]

6/17/2009 2:01:38 PM

^^^ lulz you quoted yourself and then laughed

^he gets it

[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : ^]

6/17/2009 2:02:13 PM

Sounds like this girl ate the glitter berries.

You know, the ones you bite into and they fill your mouth with beauuuuutiful glitter?

6/17/2009 2:02:52 PM

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"I mean...generally speaking, I don't know many 85-year-olds who'd be appreciably less attractive with facial tattoos."

it's not a matter of being attractive, it's about her looking like a moron with a trendy slut tattoo on her face when she's a grandma

"grandma, why do you have so many moles on your face?"
"oh those aren't moles, they used to be stars..."

how embarrassing if that's your mom or your grandma

6/17/2009 2:03:11 PM

How are stars on your face a trendy slut tattoo?

It's neither trendy nor remotely sexual...

6/17/2009 2:04:40 PM

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"is anyone else more amused by the fact that Slave Famous is quoting his own post to lol at it, than Slave Famous's post?"

I was going to say something about it but then was like "fuck it"... although I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed.

6/17/2009 2:05:57 PM

I mean...I don't see those as "trendy slut tattoos." It's not something I'd want for myself, and I can imagine it might make finding and keeping a job difficult, but hell, it does look pretty boss. And I mean...you gonna have wrinkles anyway. And shit, you might not even live that long. Who even cares? Why are y'all so uptight about shit like facial tattoos?

I mean, really, why the hell would you be embarrassed if your mom or whatever had a facial tattoo? Why you ashamed of your kinfolk? That's where you come from, kid.

6/17/2009 2:05:58 PM

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"How are stars on your face a trendy slut tattoo? It's neither trendy nor remotely sexual..."

Yeah, I could see them saying this if it were that "tramp stamp" tattoo I always hear of (HAHA), but this is a face covered in childish stars.

Hardly what I'd call slutty. At worst it looks like a little girl drew stars all over this person's face.

6/17/2009 2:05:59 PM

bet she was doin the angel dust.

heard you can cut your own face off and not feel a thing.

6/17/2009 2:07:33 PM

maybe not so much trendy (although tattoos have become seemingly more popular amongst young girls over the past decade), but tattooing stars (in any quantity) on your face just seems to me like something a stripper or slutty girl would do


[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Reason : ]

6/17/2009 2:08:04 PM

It was Buy 3 Get 53 Free


best. deal. ever.

[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 2:09 PM. Reason : f]

6/17/2009 2:09:07 PM

hahah, tattoos on the face = slut

judgmental much?

6/17/2009 2:10:07 PM

It's the fact that she clearly requested it, got some bad mojo from the pop and bf and now suddenly regrets it but being a typical female is trying to blame the decision on someone else.

"No Dad I would never ask for a tattoo covering my face, they ruined me!"



If you're going to do something so bold take full ownership of it and tell your family to fuck off if they don't like it.

6/17/2009 2:10:11 PM

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"bet she was doin the angel dust. heard you can cut your own face off and not feel a thing."

Well, I've got a knife if you want to try son.

6/17/2009 2:11:27 PM

I mean, strippers get they ears pierced, too.

[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 2:11 PM. Reason : [sic]]

6/17/2009 2:11:49 PM

Quote :

"hahah, tattoos on the face = slut"

i didn't say any and all facial tattoos are slutty

but stars on your face, in my opinion, look slutty

6/17/2009 2:11:57 PM

That's some epic fail right there. It doesn't look that bad and most people will probably think it's temporary at first glance. However, when she shows up to work everyday with it, then they'll think she's a dumb twat. Which she is.

6/17/2009 2:12:09 PM

my fave tattoo is the one on her ear.

6/17/2009 2:12:39 PM

nobody's arguing that she's not responding childishly to what seems to be pretty obviously the consequences of her actions.

I'm arguing that the stars are actually kind of cool, and that she could have easily lived down initial regrets and grown into it... but now, every time someone sees her they're going to be like, "LOLOL you're that girl whose tattoo regrets made international news, I see you haven't had the laser removal surgery yet!"

6/17/2009 2:13:47 PM

^^ Yeah, that one's a mole son. It's a pretty realistic tattoo as well though son.

6/17/2009 2:13:55 PM

she should complete the set!









[Edited on June 17, 2009 at 2:14 PM. Reason : smaller]

6/17/2009 2:14:07 PM

Quote :

"when she shows up to work everyday with it"

she better start practicing her tattoo drawing abilities b/c i dont know too many other places that would hire her

6/17/2009 2:14:48 PM

Exactly, at this point she just destroyed all future job opportunities that involve face-to-face interaction with the "normal", non-face-tattooed population. Either she can begin work at Blue Flame, as a telemarketer or she can have them removed and get a bunch of dot-like scars all over half of her face.

I guess it might be best to just have the doctor turn it into a single large-lump scar. Kind of like those large-lump sums they always talk about on credit commercials son.

6/17/2009 2:17:10 PM

I bet she could get a job at the Haterade factory, going by all the haters in this thread!

6/17/2009 2:18:05 PM

I wish she got "UNDER CONSTRUCTION" tattooed on her face instead, at least that would have been funny.

6/17/2009 2:22:46 PM

dont forget that slut Rihanna and her slutty stars

6/17/2009 2:26:54 PM

Women with star tattoos have an increased desire to get beaten up by men and blame all their problems on innocent external forces?

6/17/2009 2:28:20 PM

I've found that to be the case.


Most times son.


Most times.

6/17/2009 2:29:11 PM