He was all proud so I walked out with him when he left a minute ago. He's wanted one since he got married a long time ago and finally got approval from the Missus.Started it up, revved it high a couple times, yelled "take care!"The went about three feet and dumped it on it's side.He was fine but yelled "Don't tell ANYONE about this!" and I nodded.Quite fucking awkward, haha.
6/17/2009 4:25:04 PM
Way to miss the boat on that raise.
6/17/2009 4:27:04 PM
hahaI heard from the grapevine that my ex got a motorcycle shortly after we broke up. I kept fighting him to get one because he just doesn't pay attention enough and what do you know? He falls right after getting it fucking up his arm.helllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooMy current bf HAD a bike but got smart after going to fast on slick road, he put it down for good so that's something we never have to worry about.
6/17/2009 4:28:23 PM
I think it was mutually understood that my pay and leniency will be rewarded, lol.
6/17/2009 4:29:02 PM
damn it i told you not to tell anyone
6/17/2009 4:30:13 PM
^ I wouldn't put you in charge of scratching my nuts homey
6/17/2009 4:32:09 PM
...and here you are...telling people about it
6/17/2009 4:32:36 PM
The internetz don't count. That scene was straight out of a movie though lol
6/17/2009 4:33:45 PM
6/17/2009 4:38:15 PM
your right this is the internet, and people know people that you wouldnt think they know.what are you, 17?
6/17/2009 4:40:08 PM
Good thing he didn't get a new car instead and pay oh, I don't know, $20,000 for itThat might have caused quite the uproar
6/17/2009 4:40:52 PM
dammit...beat me to it^this is one of those times where if you would have had a video camera you could be 10K dollars richer
6/17/2009 4:43:00 PM
I just remembered I asked for July 6th off and he hemmed and hawed.
6/17/2009 4:43:39 PM
hahaha
6/17/2009 4:50:56 PM
would've been truly baller if you had just said "I'm taking the 6th off btw"
6/17/2009 4:54:51 PM
^
6/17/2009 5:00:48 PM