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6/18/2009 2:32:04 AM
bout fucking time
6/18/2009 2:32:56 AM
the plot thickens
6/18/2009 2:33:00 AM
YOU GONNA GET FUCKED UP SON
and by son, i mean n. korea
6/18/2009 2:36:39 AM
DO ITWE'VE GOT 49 MORE
6/18/2009 2:36:53 AM
least bad
6/18/2009 2:36:56 AM
when it turns out that after we nuke them that the missle was really just a kite with "MiSAL" written on it im sure you fruitcakes are going to be as pissed at obama as you were bush rightp.s ITT N Korea gets smushed and flushed down the toilet in a kleenex
6/18/2009 2:37:44 AM
you know that was your 27,000 post?
6/18/2009 2:38:27 AM
OMG 6,600
6/18/2009 2:38:58 AM
yep
6/18/2009 2:39:11 AM
what an absurd comparison...
6/18/2009 2:39:17 AM
6/18/2009 2:39:45 AM
Let's just hope this is incorrect "intelligence" and NKorea is just bluffing. Though with all the recent (May 27th) missile tests, it looks like they aren't fucking around.
6/18/2009 2:46:15 AM
its put up or shut up time for nkalthough from what i read the other day they are at least like a week from fueling a rocket that could reach the us[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 2:49 AM. Reason : .]
6/18/2009 2:46:44 AM
it's North Korea is about to get sprayfarted with missiles time.
6/18/2009 2:49:09 AM
A war begun because of an overestimation of intent and capabilities..? what is your fucking think-machine busted or something
6/18/2009 2:49:30 AM
yeah north korea is def another iraq
6/18/2009 2:50:08 AM
nah. iraq had oil, NK is just an all around dump.
6/18/2009 2:53:01 AM
Hey! At least we'll get to test out that laser beam into space thing!! STAR WARS IRL FTW!!!
6/18/2009 2:56:20 AM
North Korea doesn't have half of the shit they claim they have. Sprayfart the entire country with nuclear juice. Knock out the bad people, and clear out the ones so brainwashed they don't know reality from eating on regular basis.Queue the "they're people too" folks. Yes they are, but they lost the ability to think for themselves decades ago. I don't have any illwill towards them, but cutting the tail off only yields a new tail.
6/18/2009 2:57:10 AM
Many More Sources:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,527020,00.htmlhttp://en.rian.ru/world/20090618/155282803.htmlhttp://www.nationalterroralert.com/updates/2009/06/17/north-korea-may-launch-missile-toward-hawaii-in-july/http://www.honoluluadvertiser.com/article/20090617/NEWS08/906170374/Hawai+i+warned+of+missile+threatOr here for all: http://news.google.com/news?q=North+Korea+Missile+Hawaii&hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&hs=k1B&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=vuY5Svv7OsGMtgeV6bTiDA&sa=X&oi=news_group&resnum=1&ct=title[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 3:06 AM. Reason : .]
6/18/2009 3:05:17 AM
you're thinking of iguanas, not koreans
6/18/2009 3:05:27 AM
in early july...
6/18/2009 3:05:47 AM
Did you want only a few days notice instead? This is what we have "intelligence" for.
6/18/2009 3:08:03 AM
ok guy well i'll guess will wait and see what happens...hopefully its not a giant let down
6/18/2009 3:08:53 AM
Fuck it. My bitch ex is stationed there with her 2 bastard kids.Hope she wills me the money that she owes me.
6/18/2009 3:18:35 AM
I'm not sure I would trust any military intelligence about NK coming from Japan. Just the other week they were bitching about SK and America keeping them out of the loop on NK since they have limited surveillance capabilities themselves.
6/18/2009 3:33:40 AM
yeah i seem to remember them raising the alarm over all grades of crazy shit. remember during the olympics they announced jong ill's death like twice
6/18/2009 3:39:00 AM
^^Serious? If I were Japan I'd probably make up some story about NK firing a missile at the USA so I could get the nerd to do my homework for me while I partied with Spuds Mackenzie at the beach.
6/18/2009 7:54:48 AM
slow news day or "holy shit, is that a missile?"YOU DECIDE.
6/18/2009 8:09:51 AM
Time to call in Stephen Segal to go kill the entire north korean army.
6/18/2009 8:11:39 AM
6/18/2009 8:12:38 AM
because the last time an Asian country attacked Hawaii, it worked out so very well
6/18/2009 8:13:35 AM
i slipped up and stopped living in fear for a momentback to the grind
6/18/2009 8:26:04 AM
hey cool chriswhat's the hapswhat are we gonna do about these north korean guys, huh
6/18/2009 8:26:39 AM
6/18/2009 8:33:15 AM
hawaii is like the giant pacific push button for an all american ass whooping
6/18/2009 8:38:12 AM
6/18/2009 8:42:13 AM
6/18/2009 8:47:53 AM
we would get slaughtered if we tried to invade them. those crazy fucks have been digging in for 50+ years, and all they do is learn how to fight and defend from teh time they are 5
6/18/2009 8:58:15 AM
^yeha massive air strike is required to do anything to NK. ya gotta send intel guys/spec ops in to locate them and call in coordinates for the MOABs
6/18/2009 8:59:59 AM
^^ that should make burying them significantly easier with bunker busters[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:00 AM. Reason : ^]
6/18/2009 9:00:06 AM
^^^ bombing them doesn't require an invasion^ yeah[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:00 AM. Reason : carats]
6/18/2009 9:00:18 AM
6/18/2009 9:08:19 AM
TaepodongaDONK
6/18/2009 9:08:25 AM
ha I thought that said TWW Exclusive in the corner and I was about to give you mad photoshop props
6/18/2009 9:11:04 AM
6/18/2009 9:14:42 AM
I've got a bunch of solutions for this one...COVERT OPSNAVY SEALSTERMINATE KIM JONG IL WITH EXTREME PREJUDICEWIPE ASS WITH NORTH KOREA
6/18/2009 9:25:05 AM
Like they could even hit something at that range....
6/18/2009 11:25:50 AM
set em up
6/18/2009 11:27:32 AM