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supercat329
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such
as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,
but to no avail.

What can I do?
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears
6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If those
applications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband
1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the
Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law
1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize
control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0-program.
This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck!
Tech Support



[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:16 AM. Reason : [old] but still makes me laugh]

6/18/2009 9:16:15 AM

FroshKiller
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6/18/2009 9:19:56 AM

ShawnaC123
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haha I'm glad frosh is posting again.

6/18/2009 9:23:38 AM

wdprice3
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should have recommended Blowjob 8.0 and Anal v.4

6/18/2009 9:24:36 AM

Fermat
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there are additional patches required to get the best out of your product

Assuming you acquired the services for the most popular reasons, we must beg you to uninstall the Pre-Nup PRO patches ASAP. We provide a tool for this Lawyer 1-4 (choose any three). If these actions do not solve your problems please consider drastic measures. Unfortunately, in NC, you do not have the right to install Fake Rape Suit XP ver 4.3

6/18/2009 9:25:33 AM

Skack
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Left at the Altar v1.0

6/18/2009 10:19:12 AM

kiljadn
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Quote :
"haha I'm glad frosh is posting again."



me too.

6/18/2009 10:24:05 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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damn this is like the oldest chain email shit ever

FW: Fwd: Fwd: FW: ahahahah hilarious!!! Fwd: FW: FW: Fw: ................

6/18/2009 10:39:54 AM

synapse
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Quote :
"from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0"


i stopped reading right therr
sry

6/18/2009 11:02:58 AM

jbtilley
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I had to debug this crap once. The problem was in the Wife 1.0 patch. I found an infinite loop that kept calling the same function over and over again.


Private Function weightGain (ByRef weight As Short) As Short

Return weight + 1

End Function


Another problem it had was their choice of the data type. It would crash once it hit the max value for a short.

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 11:22 AM. Reason : -]

6/18/2009 11:20:37 AM

ScHpEnXeL
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ahaha

6/18/2009 11:29:42 AM

LRlilDaddy
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hi, this is john from bangladesh. please speak slower

6/18/2009 11:32:15 AM

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