Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed adistinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in theflower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly underBoyfriend 5.0.In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, suchas Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installedundesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashesthe system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems,but to no avail.What can I do?DesperateDEAR DESPERATE,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, whileHusband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html, try to download Tears6.2, and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If thoseapplications work as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically runthe applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download theFarting and Snoring Loudly Beta.Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seizecontrol of all your system resources.)In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend5.0-program.This is an unsupported application and will crash Husband 1.0.In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limitedmemory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might considerbuying additional software to improve memory and performance. Werecommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.Good Luck!Tech Support[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:16 AM. Reason : [old] but still makes me laugh]
6/18/2009 9:16:15 AM
6/18/2009 9:19:56 AM
haha I'm glad frosh is posting again.
6/18/2009 9:23:38 AM
should have recommended Blowjob 8.0 and Anal v.4
6/18/2009 9:24:36 AM
there are additional patches required to get the best out of your productAssuming you acquired the services for the most popular reasons, we must beg you to uninstall the Pre-Nup PRO patches ASAP. We provide a tool for this Lawyer 1-4 (choose any three). If these actions do not solve your problems please consider drastic measures. Unfortunately, in NC, you do not have the right to install Fake Rape Suit XP ver 4.3
6/18/2009 9:25:33 AM
Left at the Altar v1.0
6/18/2009 10:19:12 AM
6/18/2009 10:24:05 AM
damn this is like the oldest chain email shit everFW: Fwd: Fwd: FW: ahahahah hilarious!!! Fwd: FW: FW: Fw: ................
6/18/2009 10:39:54 AM
6/18/2009 11:02:58 AM
I had to debug this crap once. The problem was in the Wife 1.0 patch. I found an infinite loop that kept calling the same function over and over again.
Private Function weightGain (ByRef weight As Short) As Short Return weight + 1End Function
6/18/2009 11:20:37 AM
ahaha
6/18/2009 11:29:42 AM
hi, this is john from bangladesh. please speak slower
6/18/2009 11:32:15 AM