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eleusis
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I am hosting liberal family members in the near future. I do not have a stripper pole in lieu of a kitchen table. Installing said pole is not an option.

How can I avoid tension during their visit? I need a story. Can I claim that the pole at the club broke and they're renting mine as a replacement, perhaps?

I need ideas.

6/18/2009 9:37:04 AM

wdprice3
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eh.... 1/10

6/18/2009 9:40:29 AM

kiljadn
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Just send em to my place.

6/18/2009 9:42:54 AM

Jrb599
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1/10

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 9:43 AM. Reason : isn't this parody a little late?]

6/18/2009 9:43:09 AM

lucyinthesky
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^^ Problem solved!

And you have rock band, so that's consolation for no pole.

6/18/2009 9:43:53 AM

thumper
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Strip Rock Band?

6/18/2009 9:46:46 AM

Smath74
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i bet they sell liberal accessories at Sam's Club. Send your wife to get some... i hear the cashiers can help out if she asks them. they are quite good employees.

6/18/2009 9:48:00 AM

thumper
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wow, are you bitter about something? you seem to be following me around and posting about Sam's Club...as if i'm somehow embarrassed by that thread the other day. i couldn't care less what the choads on TWW said about it.

6/18/2009 9:49:32 AM

kiljadn
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Who said I aint got no pole?

6/18/2009 9:50:15 AM

Fail Boat
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Your last date.

6/18/2009 9:54:15 AM

kiljadn
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SICK AND COMPLETELY UNTRUE BURN

6/18/2009 10:01:41 AM

Fail Boat
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I always knew he was a liar.

6/18/2009 10:47:59 AM

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