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lucyinthesky
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I'm behind on my bills. Is it possible to have fake breasts repossessed?

6/18/2009 3:10:57 PM

Tiberius
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nah, they let you keep them and just pop 'em like balloons

6/18/2009 3:11:44 PM

thumper
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Open a strip club at your house to make extra cash. You already have the pole!

6/18/2009 3:13:17 PM

DeltaBeta
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They'll have to be appraised. Appraisal is a fairly thorough manual procedure. I'm available tomorrow morning at 9 for the inspection. I will wear rubber gloves if you so desire.

6/18/2009 3:13:52 PM

thumper
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6/18/2009 3:14:49 PM

BigHitSunday
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Ill possess em

[Edited on June 18, 2009 at 3:16 PM. Reason : at least your breasts cost more than herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs]

6/18/2009 3:15:49 PM

Ragged
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they will just send you to collections and really fuck shit up for you. good luck on getting loans and CCs

6/18/2009 3:23:59 PM

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possession is 9/10 of the law

6/18/2009 3:25:49 PM

longbow_fc
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if you cant afford them, you shouldnt have gotten them...

6/18/2009 3:30:30 PM

hgtran
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I didn't know you can put your fake breasts on layaway.

6/18/2009 3:35:53 PM

BigHitSunday
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but you can put em on the glass

6/18/2009 3:41:11 PM

lucyinthesky
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Well, DUH you can put them on layaway.

AND, you can even write them off as a business expense for tax purposes!

6/18/2009 3:42:50 PM

hooksaw
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6/18/2009 3:54:21 PM

Skack
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They'll just pop em with a syringe so that they leech out carcinogens and you die.

6/18/2009 5:13:54 PM

Fermat
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did you make this thread to tell us you have titties?

that is so sweet in so many ways

6/18/2009 5:19:29 PM

DeltaBeta
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<3 her boobies.

6/18/2009 10:58:17 PM

lucyinthesky
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So, apparently they don't repo b00bs, but the bank can trick you out or sell into the Chinese sex trade. But why would the Chinese want white womenz when they have Asianz?

6/18/2009 11:02:55 PM

DeltaBeta
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They don't like the sideways vaginas.

6/18/2009 11:12:46 PM

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