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thumper
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lunch gave me gas

6/19/2009 12:30:25 PM

amac884
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cool story bro

6/19/2009 12:30:55 PM

fleetwud
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at $2.60 a gallon that's a valuable gift

6/19/2009 12:31:04 PM

thumper
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i don't think you could put a price tag on this gas

Fucking Neomonde.

6/19/2009 12:31:28 PM

hooksaw
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That's because hummus is already doo-doo.

6/19/2009 12:33:31 PM

mdozer73
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toot-n-tell it
fart-n-smell it

6/19/2009 12:33:49 PM

gk2004
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Have some random stranger buy you some Gas-X.

6/19/2009 12:33:52 PM

amac884
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Quote :
"DIVINE

DAM

KNIT"

6/19/2009 12:34:45 PM

thumper
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"Have some random stranger buy you some Gas-X."


NICE.

I had very little hummus actually. I can't quite figure out what did it.

6/19/2009 12:35:54 PM

hooksaw
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Kafta--looks exactly the same coming out the other end.

[Edited on June 19, 2009 at 12:37 PM. Reason : ^ That's all it takes--it's doo-doo, baby! ]

6/19/2009 12:36:34 PM

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"cool story bro"


I dunno why but I lol'd

6/19/2009 12:37:28 PM

thumper
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I had a half kibbeh sandwich. If you're familiar with Neomonde, you know what kibbeh is. It's served in a half pita with a little hummus, lettuce, tomato, banana peppers, pickles, topped with this tangy mustard-type of sauce. It's delicious, and has never given me such horrific gas before. I'm concerned.

6/19/2009 12:38:42 PM

DeltaBeta
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Dammit now I'm hongry.

6/19/2009 12:45:09 PM

Willy Nilly
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any indigestion?... or just gas?
(It could be breakfast, not lunch....)
[/in defense of neomonde]

6/19/2009 12:51:38 PM

thumper
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actually, all i had for breakfast was a skinny latte from starbucks, and then lunch was that pita. there's no telling what got into my bowels

just gas, no indigestion.

6/19/2009 12:53:18 PM

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6/19/2009 12:53:27 PM

thumper
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If I don't stop with these 'silent but deadlies' my coworkers are gonna start asking questions.

6/19/2009 12:56:14 PM

hooksaw
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^^^ Roofies.

6/19/2009 1:00:25 PM

thumper
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Aha!!

6/19/2009 1:01:04 PM

Mappy
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhI0OVs_zj0

6/19/2009 1:09:23 PM

supercat329
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Charco Caps >>> Gax X

6/19/2009 3:02:03 PM

thumper
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what are charco caps? or...do i really wanna know?

6/19/2009 3:09:20 PM

melanndelyn
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ALLAH DAMNIT

6/19/2009 3:11:09 PM

supercat329
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"what are charco caps? or...do i really wanna know?"

charco caps are homeopathic anti-gas pills made from activated charcoal

http://www.charcocaps.com/

[Edited on June 19, 2009 at 3:11 PM. Reason : ]

6/19/2009 3:11:34 PM

thumper
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ewww

is that the same stuff they give you when they think you OD'd? that charcoal stuff, it's black...could it be the same type of stuff?

6/19/2009 3:12:35 PM

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yes, activated charcoal is sometimes used to treat OD/poisoning

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"The use of activated charcoal dates back centuries ago as a natural internal detoxifier and was commonly used to help cleanse the body of unwanted material and assist with the healing process of the body. It is also widely used as an emergency antidote to treat certain kinds of poisoning (overdose) in humans by helping to prevent absorption of poison by the stomach and small intestines.

The activated charcoal in CharcoCapsĀ® Dietary Supplement helps reduce intestinal gas by attracting and condensing the gas molecules into the tiny pores that are created on the surface of the charcoal (which is called adsorbing) once it is activated. These gases are then carried out of the body on the surface of the charcoal.
"

6/19/2009 3:14:23 PM

thumper
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aha! i learned something today

and an update of sorts: gas was gone by 2pm. musta been the spices or something. *shrug*

6/19/2009 3:14:59 PM

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We grill out at work on fridays. Be jealous.

6/19/2009 3:22:49 PM

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