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kiljadn
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FUCK ALL Y'ALL


WE WAS JUST TRYIN' TO THROW THE BALL AROUND AND ENJOY THE WEATHER


INSTEAD Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS WERE INTENT ON ATTACKIN' US IN SWARMS


WE AIN' EEN DID SHIT TO Y'ALL


FUCK ALL Y'ALL

6/19/2009 10:22:19 PM

Kiwi
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TOSSIN BALLS N BERRIES AND SHIG!!!

6/19/2009 10:22:37 PM

qntmfred
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i'm calling WRAL

you can't talk like that on the internet

6/19/2009 10:22:48 PM

lucyinthesky
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I wasn't invited? I brought my bikini and everything!

6/19/2009 10:25:42 PM

kiljadn
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lucy sent me a pic of her titties when we was at the pool, y'all






we'll go back tomorrow. of course you're invited.

6/19/2009 10:27:52 PM

marko
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ATTN: JADN
FROM: HORSEFLIES

YOU BUILT THAT SHIT IN OUR HOUSE

YOU'LL TAKE IT AND LOVE IT

6/19/2009 10:28:42 PM

kiljadn
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oh so THAT'S what they were saying.



look, if I had known it was a sacred Horsefly burial ground, I would've gladly left.

6/19/2009 10:31:20 PM

lucyinthesky
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Eleusis and I have to vaccinate cows tomorrow, but we're drankin in the evening!

And I got penis texts from jadn, y'all! They were huge! Crashed my blackberry.

6/19/2009 10:32:28 PM

kiljadn
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STACK OVERFLOW BABY


I might be goin out tomorrow night. at anyrate, hollerate.

6/19/2009 10:39:39 PM

Rockster
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Obama has a plan to kill the flies.

6/19/2009 11:00:18 PM

JMONEY
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Quote :
"FUCK

ALL

Y'ALL"

6/19/2009 11:01:43 PM

EMCE
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6/19/2009 11:25:25 PM

cheezitman
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wat!

6/19/2009 11:36:54 PM

not dnl
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yeah know

6/19/2009 11:38:33 PM

thegoodlife3
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just do the ol' going underwater trick

works every time

6/19/2009 11:46:02 PM

umop-apisdn
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSLS6e5cc-c

6/19/2009 11:50:58 PM

kiljadn
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^^ Not on these fuckers it didn't. They waited for us.

6/20/2009 1:53:37 AM

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yeah know

come on negro, yeah know

6/20/2009 1:53:58 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^^ You didn't hold your breath long enough

6/20/2009 2:15:31 AM

khcadwal
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can we theorize what is going on with that woman's butt

because that seems like more fun

6/20/2009 2:27:18 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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Maybe she pooped her pants.

6/20/2009 2:35:13 AM

khcadwal
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that is what i was thinking.

well more like a turtle head

cause if she pooped one would think it would be more apparent. then again the flies might just be congregating too thickly and THUS are concealing the evidence.

6/20/2009 2:41:18 AM

BigHitSunday
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dont you mean deerflies?

horseflies dont bite

6/20/2009 3:35:23 AM

wawebste
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deerflies?

6/20/2009 3:36:18 AM

BIGcementpon
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Quote :
"Horse-fly
Bite

The bite from a larger specimen is extremely painful, especially considering the light, agile, and airborne nature of the fly. Unlike insects which surreptitiously puncture the skin with needle-like organs, horse flies have mandibles like tiny serrated scimitars, which they use to rip and/or slice flesh apart. This causes the blood to seep out as the horsefly licks it up. They may even carve a chunk completely out of the victim, to be digested at leisure.[citation needed]

The horsefly's modus operandi is less secretive than that of its mosquito counterparts, although it still aims to escape before pain signals reach their mark's sphere of awareness. Moreover, the pain of a horsefly bite may mean that the victim is more concerned with assessing and repairing the wound, than finding and swatting the interloper. The bites become extremely itchy and they may bite more than once."

6/20/2009 3:49:34 AM

wawebste
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[citation needed]

6/20/2009 3:51:08 AM

BIGcementpon
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^needs to learn how to click links

6/20/2009 3:51:27 AM

KeB
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your pool must be in the ghetto

6/20/2009 3:54:04 AM

wawebste
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trust me, his pool is veerrryyyy far from teh ghetto

6/20/2009 3:54:46 AM

BIGcementpon
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6/20/2009 4:02:46 AM

vinylbandit
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i got nailed by fire ants on wednesday night

NOT COOL

6/20/2009 4:32:25 AM

khcadwal
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^^ at least they have a lifeguard!

6/20/2009 7:30:31 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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^ hahahaha that's what I was thinking

6/20/2009 9:43:47 AM

JayMCnasty
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i mean that dude is bein a good dad

6/20/2009 9:44:28 AM

kiljadn
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Quote :
"your pool must be in the ghetto"



there is no ghetto in the cary/morrisville borderlands


this is the whitest, most suburban place on the planet

6/20/2009 10:47:35 AM

Joie
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why wasnt i invited

6/20/2009 10:48:19 AM

kiljadn
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we're gonna do it again! everyone is invited! always!

6/20/2009 10:51:58 AM

JohnnyTHM
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horseflies at the pool are cool....its the only instance where you can smack your friend in the head and they'll thank you.

6/20/2009 11:21:27 AM

bmel
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we always had fun with the horseflies. I hit my dad on the forehead with a flipper once. Missed the horsefly but it was hilarious until he got really really mad because everyone was laughing.

6/20/2009 11:27:13 AM

fleetwud
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All I can think of is "oh shit, pegasus can swim?"

6/20/2009 11:27:36 AM

abbradsh
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6/20/2009 11:47:11 AM

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haha good video

6/20/2009 11:48:25 AM

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