1) clip nails2) light cigarette backwards3) fatties
6/21/2009 12:21:50 AM
4) use phone
6/21/2009 12:22:48 AM
aaaaaaaaaannnd POST
6/21/2009 12:27:54 AM
drunk and poast
6/21/2009 12:33:09 AM
drivesend e-mailsgo to a bar by yourselfplay online poker]
6/21/2009 12:40:54 AM
drive
6/21/2009 1:11:53 AM
of course I'm driving, I'm too drunk to walk!
6/21/2009 1:15:37 AM
throw up
6/21/2009 1:20:11 AM
Give yourself insulin shots.Give yourself glucagon shots.Be diabetic.
6/21/2009 1:25:35 AM
nothing. everything is fine when drunk.
6/21/2009 2:06:00 AM
time out WHOATIME OUTaren't 2 and 3 things not to do EVAR?
6/21/2009 2:14:03 AM
^no, in order to earn your mancard, you must do a fattie, sometime.
6/21/2009 2:14:36 AM
well of course.when i say EVAR I assume mancards are already in wallet.
6/21/2009 2:16:12 AM
Don't light books of matches on fire.
6/21/2009 5:03:57 AM
don't dance! You'll rip your pants!
6/21/2009 8:13:29 AM
this is a good thead.
6/21/2009 8:18:18 AM
6/21/2009 8:25:00 AM
XanaxWorkChurchGo into laborCar shoppingEbay
6/21/2009 8:30:47 AM
Don't ask what Iraqis do when they get drunk... just tell the rest of the villagers to guard their livestock
6/21/2009 8:40:46 AM
6/21/2009 10:18:12 AM
6/21/2009 10:26:58 AM
3) fatties
6/21/2009 10:47:06 AM
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6/21/2009 11:10:13 AM
^^ I ripped another pair of jeans last night. I think my dancing career is over! I'll just sit there and text. haha
6/21/2009 12:04:37 PM
smoketalk to hot girl you dont knowdrink moreback flips
6/21/2009 12:07:20 PM
the only time i've ever ripped my pants i was completely sober
6/21/2009 12:14:17 PM
yeah the first time i ripped my pants I was sober. I'd rather be drunk with ripped pants
6/21/2009 1:00:51 PM
somebody hold my beer while I...
6/21/2009 1:50:41 PM
6/21/2009 1:54:30 PM
I can see the danger in back flips. Walk down steep stairs
6/21/2009 2:51:34 PM
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6/21/2009 3:28:04 PM
TEXTswim...bikini ends up off and swimmin drunk and naked isnt all its cracked up to be
6/21/2009 3:50:37 PM
^on the plus side, I do not think it is possible for you to drown
6/21/2009 3:58:07 PM
lolz
6/21/2009 4:00:38 PM
i think swimming while drunk is a great ideaalmost as great as getting in the hot tub
6/21/2009 4:04:24 PM
doing chair jumping contests into the pool is fun when you're drunk too.
6/21/2009 4:07:22 PM
trying to do 720 degree spins in the air.
6/21/2009 4:18:32 PM
jump into someone's arms who isnt expecting it
6/21/2009 5:10:42 PM
o learned that the hard wayspent the whole next morning getting xrays of my butt bone
6/21/2009 5:11:42 PM
6/21/2009 5:12:54 PM
stay away from the computer! i will tell any male online that i think he's cute and/or i want to jump his bones. or something equally offensive.
6/21/2009 9:39:58 PM
ya im not a drunk dialer at all, but im one helluva drunk imer
6/21/2009 9:42:51 PM
6/21/2009 10:14:00 PM
both have been said before, but I'll second:IM/chat/phone exebay
6/21/2009 10:23:53 PM
I agree with ebay, I bought a nextel that works in Europe. I have no plans to travel.
6/21/2009 10:31:15 PM
trim pubesi speak from years of personal drunken experience
6/24/2009 12:04:22 AM