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Apocalypse
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1) clip nails
2) light cigarette backwards
3) fatties

6/21/2009 12:21:50 AM

IMStoned420
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4) use phone

6/21/2009 12:22:48 AM

H8R
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aaaaaaaaaannnd POST

6/21/2009 12:27:54 AM

amac884
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drunk and poast

6/21/2009 12:33:09 AM

JeffreyBSG
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drive

send e-mails

go to a bar by yourself

play online poker

6/21/2009 12:40:54 AM

red baron 22
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drive

6/21/2009 1:11:53 AM

engrish
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of course I'm driving, I'm too drunk to walk!

6/21/2009 1:15:37 AM

khcadwal
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throw up

6/21/2009 1:20:11 AM

Mindstorm
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Give yourself insulin shots.

Give yourself glucagon shots.

Be diabetic.

6/21/2009 1:25:35 AM

wdprice3
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nothing. everything is fine when drunk.

6/21/2009 2:06:00 AM

Bweez
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time out

WHOA

TIME OUT

aren't 2 and 3 things not to do EVAR?

6/21/2009 2:14:03 AM

wdprice3
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^no, in order to earn your mancard, you must do a fattie, sometime.

6/21/2009 2:14:36 AM

Bweez
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well of course.

when i say EVAR I assume mancards are already in wallet.

6/21/2009 2:16:12 AM

BIGcementpon
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Don't light books of matches on fire.

6/21/2009 5:03:57 AM

bmel
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don't dance! You'll rip your pants!

6/21/2009 8:13:29 AM

not dnl
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this is a good thead.

6/21/2009 8:18:18 AM

SaabTurbo
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Quote :
"1) clip nails Shave with a non-electric razor"


6/21/2009 8:25:00 AM

lucyinthesky
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Xanax
Work
Church
Go into labor
Car shopping
Ebay

6/21/2009 8:30:47 AM

Apocalypse
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Don't ask what Iraqis do when they get drunk... just tell the rest of the villagers to guard their livestock

6/21/2009 8:40:46 AM

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"light cigarette backwards"


thats a god awful taste of burnt hair smell

6/21/2009 10:18:12 AM

twoozles
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"light cigarette backwards"


ahaha i've done that before

i'd also like to add to the list:
call parents

6/21/2009 10:26:58 AM

Str8BacardiL
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3) fatties

6/21/2009 10:47:06 AM

ThePeter
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"don't dance! You'll rip your pants!"


what the fuck else you gonna do when drunk in a bar/club then?

6/21/2009 10:48:24 AM

Mr Grace
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"Ebay"

i bought 3 computers once by accident


http://www.dealextreme.com is another one i frequently drunken shop

6/21/2009 11:10:13 AM

bmel
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^^ I ripped another pair of jeans last night. I think my dancing career is over! I'll just sit there and text. haha

6/21/2009 12:04:37 PM

dyne
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smoke
talk to hot girl you dont know
drink more
back flips

6/21/2009 12:07:20 PM

twoozles
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the only time i've ever ripped my pants i was completely sober

6/21/2009 12:14:17 PM

bmel
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yeah the first time i ripped my pants I was sober. I'd rather be drunk with ripped pants

6/21/2009 1:00:51 PM

BadPokerPlyr
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somebody hold my beer while I...

6/21/2009 1:50:41 PM

simonn
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Quote :
"smoke
talk to hot girl you dont know
drink more
back flips"

these are all perfectly acceptable activities while drunk.

6/21/2009 1:54:30 PM

absolutapril
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I can see the danger in back flips. Walk down steep stairs

6/21/2009 2:51:34 PM

EMCE
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6/21/2009 2:53:34 PM

EUSWALO
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6/21/2009 3:28:04 PM

melanndelyn
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swim...bikini ends up off and swimmin drunk and naked isnt all its cracked up to be

6/21/2009 3:50:37 PM

EMCE
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^on the plus side, I do not think it is possible for you to drown

6/21/2009 3:58:07 PM

melanndelyn
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lolz

6/21/2009 4:00:38 PM

twoozles
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i think swimming while drunk is a great idea
almost as great as getting in the hot tub

6/21/2009 4:04:24 PM

dyne
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doing chair jumping contests into the pool is fun when you're drunk too.

6/21/2009 4:07:22 PM

Apocalypse
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trying to do 720 degree spins in the air.

6/21/2009 4:18:32 PM

Hey_McFly
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jump into someone's arms who isnt expecting it

6/21/2009 5:10:42 PM

twoozles
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o learned that the hard way

spent the whole next morning getting xrays of my butt bone

6/21/2009 5:11:42 PM

Ronny
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"Xanax"

Incorrect.

I think you meant to say Trazedone. Fuck that shit.

6/21/2009 5:12:54 PM

twoozles
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stay away from the computer! i will tell any male online that i think he's cute and/or i want to jump his bones. or something equally offensive.

6/21/2009 9:39:58 PM

saps852
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ya im not a drunk dialer at all, but im one helluva drunk imer

6/21/2009 9:42:51 PM

Apocalypse
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"trying to do 720 degree spins in the air."


haha, shit that made me cough up a lung. i remember that one drunken night, i tried to do a 720 over the bushes outside your apt. i can do 540s on flat ground, but those bushes were on top of that hill, so i thought i could get an extra half-spin if i got a little running start. next thing i knew, i was lying in the bushes. worst prop bet ever, hahaha.

6/21/2009 10:14:00 PM

Paul1984
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both have been said before, but I'll second:
IM/chat/phone ex
ebay

6/21/2009 10:23:53 PM

ewstephe
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I agree with ebay, I bought a nextel that works in Europe. I have no plans to travel.

6/21/2009 10:31:15 PM

Apocalypse
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trim pubes

i speak from years of personal drunken experience

6/24/2009 12:04:22 AM

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