So I'm just checkin out my facebook, looking through my friends' new photos.

I see this girl I've been dating/hooking up with for a couple month's has some new ones up, so I click.

Album title: "Trip to Maryland with my awesome gf". It's her on a trip to the east coast with this doober of a guy, who is apparently her boyfriend.

I'm not even mad, the dude just dropped bank to take her on a trip. We've always gone dutch, and obviously I have been destroying her on the side while this dude has been putting in time, effort and money. But it's good to know I need to peace out, thanks Facebook!

6/21/2009 4:49:08 AM

hell yeah two-timing sluts

6/21/2009 4:55:06 AM

6/21/2009 4:58:46 AM

word.

yay vaginas?

6/21/2009 5:00:40 AM

To the chick:
Having both your boyfriend and the other dude you're fucking (who doesn't know about your boyfriend) as Facebook friends is a bad idea. This could have ended a lot worse than it did.

6/21/2009 5:12:01 AM

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""Trip to Maryland with my awesome gf""

6/21/2009 5:18:19 AM

Eiffel tower?

6/21/2009 5:26:02 AM

you don't have to look anywhere to find some slut shamelessly playing off any guy that will give her the time of day

it's pretty disgusting, I'm not sure I'm ever going to consider a serious or long term relationship again

you'd think maybe ugly or low self-esteem girls might be a safe bet, but half of them are out fucking anything that'll look at them to feel better about themselves

while the ladies of high esteem girls are busy pointedly manipulating towards whatever stupid material goal they have in their shallow little heart

morality is a joke to these women, a costume, camouflauge to conceal the hunter

I hate people, I really do

6/21/2009 5:39:39 AM

^whoa dude, someone is bitter.

I'm not beat up about it. I certainly never expected we were "exclusive", I know I've been dating other people too. Just because a girl (or a guy) aren't monogamously dating, doesn't make them a worthless lying slut. You can have fun without giving your heart and soul to every girl you meet.

Jeeze man, lighten up

6/21/2009 5:54:30 AM

eh

people suck, with few exceptions

no point lightening up, they'll get the impression I've let my guard down

6/21/2009 6:03:58 AM

if you have to worry about "your guard", you've fucked up from the beginning.

6/21/2009 6:08:24 AM

that almost sounds like agreement

6/21/2009 6:10:25 AM

Now you write on her wall, "Looks like you had a good time with your boyfriend! Dinner on Friday?"

6/21/2009 6:47:33 AM

I technology. Criz-ay-zee. She is so not stealthy.

You're in Seattle though, so at least there are some smart, hot chicks in the general vicinity. And if there are none, then my hot friends and I will come crash your place and go party.

The best way to get over one broad is to get under another.

6/21/2009 8:40:11 AM

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"I'm not beat up about it. I certainly never expected we were "exclusive", I know I've been dating other people too. Just because a girl (or a guy) aren't monogamously dating, doesn't make them a worthless lying slut. You can have fun without giving your heart and soul to every girl you meet. Jeeze man, lighten up"

I DON'T LIKE YOU SON, BUT THIS IS CORRECT.

6/21/2009 8:42:00 AM

pics or she doesn't exist.

6/21/2009 8:42:33 AM

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"You're in Seattle though, so at least there are some smart, hot chicks in the general vicinity."

True.

I've found that to be a real limitation in New Bern.

6/21/2009 8:45:19 AM

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"Now you write on her wall, "Looks like you had a good time with your boyfriend! Dinner on Friday?""

absofreakinlutely...though make the comment on a picture that they're both tagged in, so he gets the post notice, too

6/21/2009 8:47:52 AM

If you don't post something and raise a little Hell, you're a faggot.

6/21/2009 9:40:09 AM

place a comment after every photo she has on facebook pointing out what features label her a slut.

6/21/2009 9:44:38 AM

Continue to noncommittally destroy it.

6/21/2009 9:53:01 AM

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""Looks like you had a good time with your boyfriend! Dinner on Friday?""

6/21/2009 9:54:46 AM

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"True. I've found that to be a real limitation in New Bern."

Hah.

Yeah

6/21/2009 10:38:11 AM

Fuck you Baltimore?

6/21/2009 10:45:38 AM

You at least have to call her out.


"Nice to know you're fucking at least 2 guys"


something along those lines


Rarely does one get tossed a floater like this in the game of life. You'd be a rube to not hammer it out of the park, simply for the sake of rounding the bases in front of hundreds of adulating fans.

6/21/2009 10:55:18 AM

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"Continue to noncommittally destroy it."

def do this, after posting on her wall. she won't have too many dick options after her bf gets to chattin

6/21/2009 11:04:54 AM

send him a message being all

"i'm in ur relashunship, bangin ur girlfriend"

6/21/2009 11:07:42 AM

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"Rarely does one get tossed a floater like this in the game of life. You'd be a rube to not hammer it out of the park, simply for the sake of rounding the bases in front of hundreds of adulating fans."

6/21/2009 2:09:20 PM

^^ ha! do this.

6/21/2009 2:13:21 PM

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"Rarely does one get tossed a floater like this in the game of life. You'd be a rube to not hammer it out of the park, simply for the sake of rounding the bases in front of hundreds of adulating fans."

6/21/2009 2:20:43 PM

LOL TYLAR

6/21/2009 2:20:52 PM

noen and douchebag post about a lot of the same stuff

6/21/2009 2:27:09 PM

Oh it's on like donkey kong

"hey ----, you left your shirt at my place last week. Just let me k ow when you want to come get it"

6/21/2009 2:43:34 PM

I realize it may not bother you bc you knew you weren't in a committed relationship with her...but her stupid boyfriend deserves to know

6/21/2009 3:02:17 PM

^ this lady has a good point.

6/21/2009 3:03:37 PM

meh, im not going to friend him to tell him. message posted, here's hoping the fireworks start while I'm out hiking today

6/21/2009 3:04:47 PM

be sure to post screenshots when it happens.

6/21/2009 3:13:49 PM

nah, not trying out the girl or her doober to the internets

6/21/2009 3:36:53 PM

^^

6/21/2009 3:56:19 PM

dont post your fucking embeds in my threads. edit that shit

6/21/2009 4:05:33 PM

So, she has left the comment on her page.

And she texted me and told me to make sure I keep in touch with her so we can "try again" when she gets tired of this guy hahahah

6/21/2009 9:03:00 PM

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""hey ----, you left your shirt at my place last week. Just let me k ow when you want to come get it""

Is that what you put on her wall?

6/21/2009 9:04:49 PM

^^ that's kinda fucked up

6/21/2009 9:22:37 PM

Look, if at the very least you don't post pics of this girl, you're a god damned fraud. A link to her facebook would be even better, but somehow, I don't get the impression your balls are that solid.

6/21/2009 9:23:25 PM

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"TRIP TO MARYLAND"

6/21/2009 9:34:59 PM

Dude took her on a trip to maryland.

He obviously doesn't care about her that much, it's freaking maryland.

[Edited on June 21, 2009 at 9:44 PM. Reason : "hey bitch, you want to go to Somalia?"]

6/21/2009 9:44:13 PM

if a guy gets himself in a situation like that, it's his own fault. feel bad for him though, and lol at the wall post.

6/22/2009 12:26:22 AM

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"And she texted me and told me to make sure I keep in touch with her so we can "try again" when she gets tired of this guy hahahah"

Girl talk for "I'ma call you in a week or so"

6/22/2009 1:04:35 AM

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"Look, if at the very least you don't post pics of this girl, you're a god damned fraud. A link to her facebook would be even better, but somehow, I don't get the impression your balls are that solid."

I could give two shits about "your impression" of my balls. But I keep my ladies happy

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 1:12 AM. Reason : .]

6/22/2009 1:10:15 AM

set em up for page 2

6/22/2009 1:10:39 AM