dont you hate it when you go through 20 hardcore clips before finding the one you want to ejaculate to, then you work up a full hard-on, and at the exact moment of your liquid explosion, the camera zooms in on the guy's face?
6/22/2009 12:54:07 AM
lol yeah and hes O-facing the shit out of the shot. i have one hand on mouse at all times because of this
6/22/2009 12:55:52 AM
didnt even readposting
6/22/2009 12:55:59 AM
or his ass, yeah
6/22/2009 12:56:00 AM
FMLFYL
6/22/2009 12:56:14 AM
6/22/2009 12:56:32 AM
i was thinkin u were talkin about goin through 20 clips but by the time u find a good one u already nutted to an inferior pornand its right before u leave for work and youre already runnin late so u gotta tough it out for the dayyea i hate thatas far as the zoomin on a guys face stuff, yea i tend to stick to POV and gonzo style porn where the focus is almost 100 percent on the girls nut covered forehead
6/22/2009 12:58:28 AM
i once spewed to a butterfly when the camera zoomed in on it during an outdoor sex scene.
6/22/2009 12:59:00 AM
thats how the other apocalypses feel about me when i make threads[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 1:11 AM. Reason : or maybe all of tww, wheeee ]
6/22/2009 1:09:41 AM
hahahhahahhaha A+ relevant thread
6/22/2009 1:12:01 AM
othe other day i nutted to a rachel starr that i seen a million times, but soon as i got done i saw a new sadie west porn that i hadnt seen, i was pissedii had to get up and just go to work thinkin about it
6/22/2009 1:14:32 AM
6/22/2009 1:27:00 AM
yeah, I don't know why they include those shots eitherI don't think girls find them particularly appealing and I sure as shit know I don't appreciate them. It's like porn directors don't watch porn for their own personal use.
6/22/2009 1:32:15 AM
i'm gonna quit masturbating just to spite myself
6/22/2009 1:32:41 AM
you are probably going to masturbate before you go to sleep
6/22/2009 1:32:57 AM
took you 16 seconds to read my post and replyseriously...i'm going on a masturbation strike...gotta go out and get some coug some day...
6/22/2009 1:34:51 AM
quit??wtfwhyyyyy
6/22/2009 1:35:13 AM
motivation to go out and try to meet women that want the same thing as me?
6/22/2009 1:36:31 AM
fuck womenLOL!
6/22/2009 1:37:51 AM
^I think that's the point
6/22/2009 1:38:42 AM
fucking jesus this tostitos restaurant style salsa is so shittyand what's the difference between mild and medium? and do they even make hot anymore?
6/23/2009 11:56:55 PM
wait, what?
6/23/2009 11:58:15 PM
6/24/2009 12:00:40 AM
it's basically like eating out a female zombie vampire on her period after a novocaine shot
6/24/2009 12:14:20 AM
so because of melondylan i'm going on a masturbation strike
6/24/2009 1:58:00 AM
wtfcause of mehow did i cause this?
6/24/2009 1:58:55 AM
I, too, am on a masturbation strike b/c of melanndelyn
6/24/2009 2:00:08 AM
LOL
6/24/2009 2:00:50 AM
i too am on a masturbation strike, but for WAY different reasons.
6/24/2009 2:01:34 AM
...go on
6/24/2009 2:03:15 AM
wellpi am NOT on a masturbation strikemy vag is happy about it
6/24/2009 2:03:25 AM
yeah and my penis is gonna be happy once i get some coug cause i'm more motivated cause i'm so horny from not jerking off
6/24/2009 2:04:43 AM
masturbation isn't worth the time anyway
6/24/2009 2:06:39 AM
wait...wut?which did you mean
6/24/2009 2:07:33 AM
pick door 3! pick door 3!
6/24/2009 2:11:11 AM
in this case coug=pussyi went more internet than internet on you there, sorry.
6/24/2009 2:11:50 AM
that was bmel and my first guessif you mean pussywhy not say pussypussy
6/24/2009 2:12:58 AM
But can you lick yourself?
6/24/2009 2:16:12 AM
6/24/2009 2:51:09 AM
haha i have the opposite effect on other men
6/24/2009 2:52:08 AM
i doubt the other ones got a story i could tell
6/24/2009 2:54:55 AM
dont have that problem
6/24/2009 3:19:13 AM
see its hard now cause now is ideally the "ok jerk off before bed" stage of the day
6/24/2009 4:38:17 AM
one of those that has to have help, not self motivated....strange i know
6/24/2009 4:47:41 AM
[old]that's a Doug Stanhope jokehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nu-sc109c0&feature=PlayList&p=13598F7BE0D4F539&index=40
6/24/2009 6:57:39 AM
and then you are all like,no not yet so you quit strokin but its too late and a little dribble comes out then you start strokin heavy tryin to get a good nut but unfortunately the ship has sailed and now you are left with no potential and you have to promise yourself you will not let it happen again.
6/24/2009 8:29:49 AM