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Apocalypse
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dont you hate it when you go through 20 hardcore clips before finding the one you want to ejaculate to, then you work up a full hard-on, and at the exact moment of your liquid explosion, the camera zooms in on the guy's face?

6/22/2009 12:54:07 AM

Ragged
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lol yeah and hes O-facing the shit out of the shot. i have one hand on mouse at all times because of this

6/22/2009 12:55:52 AM

not dnl
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didnt even read

posting

6/22/2009 12:55:59 AM

BubbleBobble
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or his ass, yeah

6/22/2009 12:56:00 AM

melanndelyn
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FML

FYL

6/22/2009 12:56:14 AM

wawebste
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6/22/2009 12:56:32 AM

BigHitSunday
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i was thinkin u were talkin about goin through 20 clips but by the time u find a good one u already nutted to an inferior porn

and its right before u leave for work and youre already runnin late so u gotta tough it out for the day

yea i hate that


as far as the zoomin on a guys face stuff, yea i tend to stick to POV and gonzo style porn where the focus is almost 100 percent on the girls nut covered forehead

6/22/2009 12:58:28 AM

Apocalypse
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i once spewed to a butterfly when the camera zoomed in on it during an outdoor sex scene.

6/22/2009 12:59:00 AM

Apocalypse
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thats how the other apocalypses feel about me when i make threads

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 1:11 AM. Reason : or maybe all of tww, wheeee ]

6/22/2009 1:09:41 AM

WillemJoel
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hahahhahahhaha A+ relevant thread

6/22/2009 1:12:01 AM

BigHitSunday
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othe other day i nutted to a rachel starr that i seen a million times, but soon as i got done i saw a new sadie west porn that i hadnt seen, i was pissed

ii had to get up and just go to work thinkin about it

6/22/2009 1:14:32 AM

AndyMac
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Quote :
"i have one hand on mouse at all times because of this"


I got used to this back in the days of 28k, when the clips were like 15 seconds and you had to restart them manually.

6/22/2009 1:27:00 AM

legatic
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yeah, I don't know why they include those shots either

I don't think girls find them particularly appealing and I sure as shit know I don't appreciate them. It's like porn directors don't watch porn for their own personal use.

6/22/2009 1:32:15 AM

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i'm gonna quit masturbating just to spite myself

6/22/2009 1:32:41 AM

BubbleBobble
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you are probably going to masturbate before you go to sleep

6/22/2009 1:32:57 AM

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took you 16 seconds to read my post and reply

seriously...i'm going on a masturbation strike...gotta go out and get some coug some day...

6/22/2009 1:34:51 AM

melanndelyn
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quit??
wtf
whyyyyy

6/22/2009 1:35:13 AM

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motivation to go out and try to meet women that want the same thing as me?

6/22/2009 1:36:31 AM

BubbleBobble
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fuck women

LOL!

6/22/2009 1:37:51 AM

wawebste
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^I think that's the point

6/22/2009 1:38:42 AM

Apocalypse
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fucking jesus this tostitos restaurant style salsa is so shitty

and what's the difference between mild and medium? and do they even make hot anymore?

6/23/2009 11:56:55 PM

wawebste
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wait, what?

6/23/2009 11:58:15 PM

legatic
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Quote :
"MILD

MASTURBATORY

SALSA"

6/24/2009 12:00:40 AM

Apocalypse
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it's basically like eating out a female zombie vampire on her period after a novocaine shot

6/24/2009 12:14:20 AM

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so because of melondylan i'm going on a masturbation strike

6/24/2009 1:58:00 AM

melanndelyn
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wtf
cause of me

how did i cause this?

6/24/2009 1:58:55 AM

bmel
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I, too, am on a masturbation strike b/c of melanndelyn

6/24/2009 2:00:08 AM

wawebste
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LOL

6/24/2009 2:00:50 AM

ashleyk
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i too am on a masturbation strike, but for WAY different reasons.

6/24/2009 2:01:34 AM

wawebste
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...go on

6/24/2009 2:03:15 AM

melanndelyn
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wellp
i am NOT on a masturbation strike

my vag is happy about it

6/24/2009 2:03:25 AM

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yeah and my penis is gonna be happy once i get some coug cause i'm more motivated cause i'm so horny from not jerking off

6/24/2009 2:04:43 AM

bmel
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masturbation isn't worth the time anyway

6/24/2009 2:06:39 AM

melanndelyn
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wait...wut?
which did you mean

Quote :
"1. coug

To blow an almost certain win in the 4th quarter

Did you see WSU coug that 30-16 lead at half against the Beavers?
fuck up lose blow it choke suck


2. coug

To blow a game when victory is almost certain, especially in the 4th quarter. Term made popular by a college football team in the northwest that blows games with consistancy.

WSU couged another one and lost 38-35 after leading by 31 points at the end of the 3rd quarter.
blow suck choke give away owned

3. coug

A put down for older women who have a bad sense of style and go to bars looking for younger men. Short for cougar.

Check out the cougs that just walked in.
"

6/24/2009 2:07:33 AM

bmel
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pick door 3! pick door 3!

6/24/2009 2:11:11 AM

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in this case coug=pussy

i went more internet than internet on you there, sorry.

6/24/2009 2:11:50 AM

melanndelyn
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that was bmel and my first guess

if you mean pussy
why not say pussy
pussy

6/24/2009 2:12:58 AM

Chowley
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But can you lick yourself?

6/24/2009 2:16:12 AM

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Quote :
"wtf
cause of me

how did i cause this?"


well essentially, you made me not want to jerk off anymore.

6/24/2009 2:51:09 AM

melanndelyn
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haha i have the opposite effect on other men

6/24/2009 2:52:08 AM

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i doubt the other ones got a story i could tell

6/24/2009 2:54:55 AM

fdbarbee
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dont have that problem

6/24/2009 3:19:13 AM

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see its hard now cause now is ideally the "ok jerk off before bed" stage of the day

6/24/2009 4:38:17 AM

fdbarbee
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one of those that has to have help, not self motivated....strange i know

6/24/2009 4:47:41 AM

begonias
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[old]

that's a Doug Stanhope joke

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Nu-sc109c0&feature=PlayList&p=13598F7BE0D4F539&index=40

6/24/2009 6:57:39 AM

LRlilDaddy
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and then you are all like,

no not yet so you quit strokin but its too late and a little dribble comes out then you start strokin heavy tryin to get a good nut but unfortunately the ship has sailed and now you are left with no potential and you have to promise yourself you will not let it happen again.

6/24/2009 8:29:49 AM

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