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6/22/2009 8:29:48 AM

Ok, I'll start it right now, brb.

6/22/2009 8:30:40 AM

It was cool.

6/22/2009 8:31:25 AM

this thread would be better if it was about the first time you got busted

6/22/2009 8:32:16 AM

And I actually think this thread has been done before...

6/22/2009 8:33:13 AM

I was in the shower thinking about a girl I had crush on in middle school. Went for the feel, then I really felt it, then 2 seconds later, I was confused and surprised about what the hell was on the shower walls. I know I didn't pee, but it came from the same place.

6/22/2009 8:35:00 AM

^ That story is 15/10.

6/22/2009 8:50:49 AM

First masturbation, or first orgasm? I would imagine (for some girls at least) the two are separate.

6/22/2009 8:53:07 AM

Both.

6/22/2009 8:54:59 AM

Watching Timecop. Van Damme bangs Mia Sara and I kept rewinding it till I busted all over the TV screen. Thankfully, the screens were all glass back then so it was easy to wipe off. Even though I was like 12 or 13, it remains one of my top 10 shots of all time in terms of pure volume.

6/22/2009 8:55:04 AM

The first touchy touchy was age 12 or so, and I thought that "oh it feels so good" sensation I was getting was the actual orgasm, haha. I had watched one or two porn videos so I knew it was supposed to "feel good" when I had the Big O. It wasn't until months later I realized that if you do it long enough, it feels even better.

6/22/2009 8:57:36 AM

I honestly don't know when that was...I was doing it as long as I can remember.

Wasn't until I was 11 or so before the money shots came to fruition.

6/22/2009 9:44:04 AM

I was laying on my stomach flipping channels on the TV and I went all the way up to channel 61. It was the Spice Channel. We had a black box. So guy was kissing this lady between her legs and it was all hairy. My weiner got stiff. I started grinding and humping it onto the floor. Then I 'peed' my shorts. Then I cried. Been following the same routine now for 17 years.

6/22/2009 10:18:12 AM

^10/10

6/22/2009 10:24:12 AM

^LOL awesome



i can't really remember exact details of the first time. But it definitely came into full swing the summer after my brother's freshman year of college at state. So think this was 1996 and I was 11. He moved back in and brought his computer home for the summer. This was before people password protected everything. He was at his summer job one morning and i woke up and turned his computer on. His desktop background was probably one of the hottest pics i've still ever seen. Upon further investigation I found a whole folder of small clips and movies (this was the 56k era so i had hit a goldmine). Things were never the same.

6/22/2009 10:26:05 AM

I hated riding the bus to school. That meant tighter pants and walking with my bookbag covering my crotch.

6/22/2009 12:22:33 PM

^^ See if you can find the same pic and post it here. Then fap to it and reminisce.

I have been desperately trying to find that first porn movie I saw. I think it had a porn star named Seca or something in it. But I haven't found that scene since.

6/22/2009 12:33:48 PM

I actually made it happen in a Jacuzzi at a health-club

I just stuck the tip of my hard wanker directly into the jet and a strange feeling resulted

so intense a sensation that I thought about pulling out...but something about the way it felt made me realize I was on the right track

eventually the feeling reached a crescendo and then evaporated

I pulled my pulsing wanker out and saw that I had done it

6/22/2009 12:40:35 PM

Quote :

"THEN I CRIED"

6/22/2009 1:09:58 PM

i can't remember my first. but i think it was similar to the pool story. i'm more focused on reducing the amount of masturbation i do. once a day is too much, i think.

6/22/2009 1:12:40 PM

Quote :

"I actually made it happen in a Jacuzzi at a health-club I just stuck the tip of my hard wanker directly into the jet and a strange feeling resulted so intense a sensation that I thought about pulling out...but something about the way it felt made me realize I was on the right track eventually the feeling reached a crescendo and then evaporated I pulled my pulsing wanker out and saw that I had done it"

The Jacuzzi Casanova. All up in it. LOVIN' IT STRONG!

6/22/2009 1:33:37 PM

calling it a wanker makes you sound british

6/22/2009 1:36:31 PM

I dont think I was wearing the 3D glasses when "it" happened.

6/22/2009 2:02:34 PM

Wanker is just a generic insult to English people, much like faggot is to us

I prefer Tosser

[Edited on June 22, 2009 at 2:05 PM. Reason : x]

6/22/2009 2:05:18 PM

I first masturbated standing up in a bathroom at my dad's place late at night without any assistance from pictures or movies. I had virtually no money shot. Just a little dab that appeared to be aloe. I am still hopeful that my semen has healing properties.

I gradually moved up to Sailor Moon, then hentai, then pics of real girls, then movies (which evolved from girls masturbating to girls on girls eventually to straight porn), to actual sex, then back to me time.

I'm sad now. Also sunburned. Time to masturbate.

6/22/2009 2:10:19 PM

that is a nice full circle change of events

6/22/2009 2:33:57 PM

bttt

6/22/2009 11:43:57 PM

i was in the bathtub

6/22/2009 11:45:03 PM

I dunno how old I was, but it was before I looked at porn. If i looked at anything it was like playboy and stuff, so I didn't really realize that you came and everything. So I used to just look at them, get my boner, then just kinda...stop. So one day in the shower I had just been lookin and i gave it like 3 pumps and almost fell on my knees.

6/22/2009 11:57:02 PM

the first time i got off from masturbating was in college

6/23/2009 12:04:43 AM

I used to masturbate when I was really little (around 5 or so is the earliest memory) just to fall asleep. I had no idea what I was doing but I do know it wore me out enough to fall asleep.

6/23/2009 12:08:40 AM

^you and shawnac123 should talk

6/23/2009 12:10:35 AM

^^

i think that is more common than you'd think

6/23/2009 12:11:42 AM

I was watching an episode of Howard Stern when it came on fox syndication late Sat. nights. A guy was sniffing girls in their bikinis. I can't remember what he was trying to prove. Anyways, there was this hot blond in a yellow bikini with nice tits that he was sniffing around. I couldn't get rid of my boner so I went to the bathroom and kept jerkin' on it...and then oooooooooh yeeeah. I don't know what just happened, but it sure did feel good.

6/23/2009 12:13:48 AM

ahh the first orgasm
its like ooooh man what just happend?? that was AWESOME!

6/23/2009 12:15:47 AM

This thread.

6/23/2009 12:16:08 AM

first orgasm was with first boyfriend and he had to cover my mouth to quiet me down

6/23/2009 12:17:27 AM

jesus, i thought you werent gonna tell anyone about that

6/23/2009 12:18:04 AM

just like yer daddy did

6/23/2009 12:18:10 AM

if YOU would have kept your mouth shut then it would still be a secret then wouldn't it?

nah, daddy let 'er rip.

6/23/2009 12:19:18 AM

hey im not the one posting our personal stuff all over the internet


but thats cool, ill just let everyone know you have pancake nipples!

6/23/2009 12:20:53 AM

look it's bad enough they're like two dead carp, but do you have to add in the nipple insults too?

6/23/2009 12:22:27 AM

wait, what happened here all of a sudden?

6/23/2009 12:24:01 AM

is ok, i still love them

6/23/2009 12:24:11 AM

whoa

its pikey

6/23/2009 12:29:21 AM

Who is billytalent?

6/23/2009 8:08:25 AM

who is pikey?

[Edited on June 23, 2009 at 9:16 AM. Reason : PPC 4 LIFE]

6/23/2009 9:16:03 AM

I was like 13 and had been sleeping poorly for well over a month straight... very restless and up many times a night. Then one night I was laying awake at like 3:30 AM, and was just playing with it when things started feeling good. It kept feeling better and better and oh oh shit its over

I still remember the song that was playing... 311- 'come original' I SHIT YOU NOT

6/23/2009 9:23:55 AM

pre set 'em up

6/23/2009 9:36:05 AM

bump ___ spike

6/23/2009 9:36:56 AM