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lucyinthesky
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This thread is in honor of eleusis. I hear he doesn't use doors. He simply smashes through walls. He also eats babies for dinner. His shoulders are so big that he has to buy two plane tickets for himself. He's like a mortal Chuck Norris.

6/22/2009 7:20:08 PM

EMCE
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he raped me once

he was a very gentle lover

6/22/2009 7:23:14 PM

lucyinthesky
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He's as strong as a bear that has the strength of 3 bears.

And by "bear", I mean big, burly gay man.

6/22/2009 7:25:19 PM

fleetwud
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I keep reading that sn as e-lucies

6/22/2009 7:26:25 PM

BubbleBobble
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0/10

6/22/2009 7:28:52 PM

Fermat
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i dunno. he's from warren county thats really a mark against him

6/22/2009 7:33:01 PM

lucyinthesky
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Warren county? So are you saying he's black?

6/22/2009 7:33:56 PM

fleetwud
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We can't all hail from Guilford

6/22/2009 7:34:40 PM

Fermat
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all im saying is he knows a good chicken when he sees it

6/22/2009 7:43:24 PM

thumper
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6/26/2009 10:05:46 AM

Fhqwhgads
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his wife is aces.


he likes ziti

6/26/2009 10:06:47 AM

Sweden
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FLY HIGH EAGLES

6/26/2009 10:11:01 AM

BigMan157
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he plays his music too goddamned loud

though he did help me move a lil bit

6/26/2009 10:19:14 AM

thumper
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i remember the day i realized the mysterious BigMan was eleusis's upstairs neighbor. from that day on, i had one eye on the window at all times, hoping i'd get some spottings

6/26/2009 10:20:27 AM

pilgrimshoes
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the knowledge he drops(dropped) about chemicals on here always intrigued me

6/26/2009 10:24:43 AM

eleusis
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Quote :
"He also eats babies for dinner. His shoulders are so big that he has to buy two plane tickets for himself."


I've improved my multitasking skills. Nowadays I buy one ticket, find a baby on the plane, eat it, and then use the empty baby seat. everyone else on the plane usually breathes a sigh of relief knowing they don't have to put up with a screaming baby on the flight.

6/26/2009 10:31:36 AM

lucyinthesky
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I heard he made Chuck Norris cry like a baby. And then he ate Chuck Norris and took his Total Gym contract.

6/26/2009 11:20:59 AM

lucyinthesky
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He's one hugeass motherfucker!

Wait, I probably shouldn't use that term when referencing my brother.

7/13/2009 1:46:05 PM

vonjordan3
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to toplessness

7/13/2009 1:47:25 PM

thumper
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HULK

SMASH

SMASH

7/13/2009 1:48:14 PM

eleusis
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the only thing stronger than me are purple jean shorts.

7/13/2009 2:00:40 PM

lucyinthesky
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I don't know. Your farts are pretty strong. Damn you, cabbage soup diet!

7/13/2009 2:22:10 PM

Stimwalt
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Don't know him, but he holds interesting stances on the importance of carbs within the human body.

7/13/2009 3:08:35 PM

lucyinthesky
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Carbs are gross, except in wine and veggies.

7/13/2009 3:18:21 PM

thumper
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...and funfetti cake. And rainbow chip frosting.

7/13/2009 3:30:20 PM

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